That was not only a majorly pathetic effort from our players, but it was also a pathetic effort at pretending to not tank. We were woeful.
I noticed Thomson trying hard though. Embarrassing that Jade/Terry have kept him in the twos for so long when we fill our team with dead wood.
Farewell, McMahon, you managed to keep the "perceived good kick" illusion almost your entire career.
Brown + Cogs, bad luck with all the injuries.
Graham, you make Simmonds look like Naitanui.
Simmonds, you make Naitanui look like Usain Bolt.
Naitanui, you look like a palm tree that's been smeared with dark chocolate.
I've seen palm trees that are more willing to kick the ball, too.
Rawlings, you make John Worsfold look like Ron Barassi.
We need a whole new bunch of assistant coaches who haven't been poisoned by learning off Terry.
Let's get Trengove at pick 3, if not Butcher. If only Scully.
Hardwick, drill some skills and some heart into those blokes.
I noticed Thomson trying hard though. Embarrassing that Jade/Terry have kept him in the twos for so long when we fill our team with dead wood.
Farewell, McMahon, you managed to keep the "perceived good kick" illusion almost your entire career.
Brown + Cogs, bad luck with all the injuries.
Graham, you make Simmonds look like Naitanui.
Simmonds, you make Naitanui look like Usain Bolt.
Naitanui, you look like a palm tree that's been smeared with dark chocolate.
I've seen palm trees that are more willing to kick the ball, too.
Rawlings, you make John Worsfold look like Ron Barassi.
We need a whole new bunch of assistant coaches who haven't been poisoned by learning off Terry.
Let's get Trengove at pick 3, if not Butcher. If only Scully.
Hardwick, drill some skills and some heart into those blokes.
