Universal Love TRTT Part 7: Swimming & T*ts Variety Bash

[SgtSchulz]

 

[edgie]

Weeding out the stupid is generally to be commended. But this s**t just affects innocent children.

All stupid once was.

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[PatientMental]

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The replies of that cancerous tweet are good though.

 

[Magpiespower]

Don’t know anything about Pokémon, not a damn thing, but this Pikachu movie looks awesome and Danny DeVito is inspired casting...

 

[Magus]

REAL TALK

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Pappagallo]

Yes and no. In a sense, it works precisely that way — someone issues a fatwa, and that's it. However, there aren't many people that will recognize your authority for it. You're not Muslim, have not been ordained 'priest' by any of their schools, etc. So your fatwa won't carry any effect.

I don't remember all the requirements for fatwas, but this is enough to get an idea.

In addition if Larry David is any authority on the subject, and I’m sure he is, being under fatwa makes you irresistible to the ladies. Ken will be so distracted by all the action he’s getting that Schofield will take over without him even noticing and we’ll go undefeated and win the flag.

 

[raman]

In addition if Larry David is any authority on the subject, and I’m sure he is, being under fatwa makes you irresistible to the ladies.

Exhibit A, Salman Rushdie, Exhibit B, Padma Lakshmi.

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[Magpiespower]

That awkward moment when you're walking down the street and randomly bump into your brother for the first time in twelve months and after a brief catch-up realise Ports is the only thing you remotely have in common then after interminable dead air leave promising to catch-up at the first home game next year knowing, yeah, right, that ain't gonna happen...

 

[Eddie Dingle]

That awkward moment when you're walking down the street and randomly bump into your brother for the first time in twelve months and after a brief catch-up realise Ports is the only thing you remotely have in common then after interminable dead air leave promising to catch-up at the first home game next year knowing, yeah, right, that ain't gonna happen...

How is that awkward?

I thought that’s just how families operated. I saw one of my sisters for the first time in years on a train in Shanghai. Pretty sharp campaigner me.... “what are you doing here?” I said....

 

[chiwigi]

That awkward moment when you're walking down the street and randomly bump into your brother for the first time in twelve months and after a brief catch-up realise Ports is the only thing you remotely have in common then after interminable dead air leave promising to catch-up at the first home game next year knowing, yeah, right, that ain't gonna happen...

Well if you won’t even do the thing you have in common together, then there’s no hope.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Pappagallo]

Sweet fancy Moses.

 

[edgie]

Good attire for Feel's next 4wd adventure

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[JimmyBeerCans]

Please tell me that's not real.

 

[Papa G]

Has anyone noticed there is barely any foreign language movies/tv series on SBS any more? That's what it actually used to be. Now it isn't. Why?

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Has anyone noticed there is barely any foreign language movies/tv series on SBS any more? That's what it actually used to be. Now it isn't. Why?

pr0n is free now no one sits through an hour of subtitles hoping to see swimming n' ****.

 

[edgie]

pr0n is free now no one sits through an hour of subtitles hoping to see swimming n' ****.

I dunno, a year or so ago there was this Brazilian movie and the chick in it was hot as *, better than any old pornhub mum.

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[JimmyBeerCans]

I dunno, a year or so ago there was this Brazilian movie and the chick in it was hot as ****, better than any old pornhub mum.

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Just google her I'm sure there's a 'best of' clip

 

[edgie]

Just google her I'm sure there's a 'best of' clip

Yeah I did afterwards.

Forget the name now lol.

Point is I didn't know she was hot until SBS.

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[Papa G]

Inspector Montalbano > Any American/Pommie/Australian Cop ever.

 

[Grave Danger]

The Supercars will be even superer in Adelaide next year - not a superannuation fund this time, a broadband provider...

https://www.news.com.au/sport/motor...9/news-story/1a2f53cf708faf4a372a25bdf30277ff

 

[Doctor Feel]

The Supercars will be even superer in Adelaide next year - not a superannuation fund this time, a broadband provider...

https://www.news.com.au/sport/motor...9/news-story/1a2f53cf708faf4a372a25bdf30277ff

Yeah, a broadband provider literally no one is a customer of. I guess that's the point really.

 

[Contested Marx]

My first thought when hearing that sponsor's name


Not interested in supercars unless there's an actual loop the loop