Science/Environment Wuhan Coronavirus (COVID-19) - Pandemic Declared

[Roby]

How can barbers/hairdressers keep social distancing? Do they have to cut/wash hair like this?

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[cartwright]

What you wanna do shoot them?

testing them would be a great start.

 

[hamohawk1]

I really hope that the State leaders told him to GAGF and will now do their own thing hence these announcements, otherwise wow that was bad.

 

[The King!]

careful what you wish for

like someone knifing Turnbull,

could always be worse

 

[Roby]

There's no proof that kids can spread it apparently .

They're right wing reptilians.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

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That's still not 4 square metres.

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

Where the fu** is that prick Dutton?

He's in isolation, remember he tested positive.

 

[Marcel Proust]

testing them would be a great start.

They do a temperature check

 

[Rotayjay]

The Centrelink phone lines were so congested with people (trying to navigate the needlessly complex and harsh system) that they hired private call centre companies (Stellar, Serco, Concentrix and Datacom) to supplement the actual Centrelink employees answering the calls.

The private call centre employees are paid approximately half as much as the Centrelink employees doing the same job (and probably have managers pressuring them to get customers off the phone instead of actually solving the problem).

And what happens when an understaffed and under-resourced system is confronted with perhaps one million people becoming unemployed at once? Chaos.

 

[its free real estate]

Where the fu** is that prick Dutton?

Under some loose, moist soil.

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

fu** this guy.

We've never had a PM less qualified for this. Scotty from marketing can't even do that.

Shutting down people's livelihoods like it's nothing. Nice when you're just leeching off the rest of us I guess. You could at least pretend to empathise with people.

He's the ******* worst.

Wasn't the national cabinet supposed to be discussing mortgage and rent relief tonight? He literally announced on Sunday that it would be addressed on Tuesday. Nothing.

My pet dog could lead the country better than this hopeless campaigner.

They are going to look at the rent and mortgage stuff tomorrow night now he said.

 

[darrenmorgan]

Is it even legal under the constitution for the Australian govt to say “you cannot travel”? Anyone a constitutional lawyer here?

 

[Better Loosen Up]

I've just noticed a remarkable feat.

Denmark, neighbour of Germany, has 0 reported cases of covid19.

Run out of test kits?

 

[its free real estate]

Is it even legal under the constitution for the Australian govt to say “you cannot travel”? Anyone a constitutional lawyer here?

Yes.

 

[Roby]

Orgies are allowed but you must keep 1.5 distance.

 

[Chism]

Honestly our great country has never had a more inept dumb * PM ever.

What a joke this tool is and we are doomed with Morrison in charge calling the shots.

 

[cartwright]

They so a temperature check

I’ve spoke to people who had zero tests and people have said they got off those cruise ships with no test at all, no temps etc

 

[Ok Boomer]

Ban on international travel is purely to cover his arse over the Ruby Princess shambles and to attempt to reestablish that they are strong on borders.

What an absolute w***er.

 

[The King!]

Is it even legal under the constitution for the Australian govt to say “you cannot travel”? Anyone a constitutional lawyer here?

thought you couldnt actually close the state borders constitutionally?

 

[BG__]

They're trying so hard to avoid saying they want/need schools to stay open because they are just giant daycare centers for parents who work by continually slipping the word education in there

 

[coylez]

Hopefully we see ScoMo lining up at Centrelink by the end of the week

 

[Marcel Proust]

They're trying so hard to avoid saying schools need to stay open because they are just giant daycare centers for parents who work by continually slipping the word education in there

Bingo

 

[Rustin Cohle]

* that was a good question. Murphy and Morrison both floundering.

 

[Jibroni]

They're trying so hard to avoid saying they want/need schools to stay open because they are just giant daycare centers for parents who work by continually slipping the word education in there

And whats the difference between a heap of kids at a childcare centre and a school? Evidence seems to show kids dont transfer this thing.

 

[hamohawk1]

So its fairly accepted now the PM is a dud, but is anyone now thinking the chief health minister is as much, if not more of a dud?