Prediction Your 3 Predictions for this years AFL Season

[Kirkswan]

1. Swans win the flag!
2. 4 x Swans make the AA team
3. Swans lose 5 or less H&A games

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Bloods Predictions

1. Win GF as underdog v Brisbane.
2. McLean wins most improved.
3. Gulden wins Normie and the Skilts.

Non Bloods Predictions

1. Outrage as only two Melbourne Clubs make the 8.
2. Norf finish with Spoon, bribe members with free chips as well as pies to attend home games.
3. Coaching exits - Beveridge, Simpson, Lyon and Hinkley.

Really should happen category

1. Swans v Footscray play for the Barry Round.
2. Norf and Stains required to amalgamate.
3. AFL launches Inquiries into land, media and pokie leasing scandals at Geelong, Richmond and Carlton.

 

[Nuggetz]

Swans prediction
1. Swans to win the premiership
2. Gulden to win the brownlow
3. Papley to win the coleman

Non Swans
1. GWS to finish in the top 8
2. Collingwood to finish in the bottom 4
3. St.Kilda to finish in the bottom 2

Realised this is pretty ridiculous.

Collingwood to finish in the bottom 2.

Ah, that's better.

 

[caesar88]

I predict Brisbane won't make top 4.

 

[Kapers]

1. Collingwood bottom 4
2. St Kilda win the wooden spoon
3. Brisbane and Geelong miss the 4

 

[Tedeski]

1. Swans vs. Pies Grand Final - Sydney to win in first ever extra time decider

I wouldn't cope with such a scenario & the heart attack will mean I miss the celebration.

 

[Punts]

New recruits for lions and pies make a huge impact to have them play of in the GF

Lloyd finds himself once in the 2s


Fyfe the forward to kick 40 plus

 

[Bonz]

1. Collingwood miss the finals
2. St Kilda finish bottom 4
3. Jack Gunston

19

Jack Gunston

Age

32

Ht

193cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.5

4star

K

10.5

4star

HB

5.0

4star

M

5.7

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.9

5star

D

10.6

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

2.6

2star

M

4.3

4star

T

1.7

3star

G

1.6

5star

D

11.2

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.6

4star

G

0.6

3star

to finish with over 40 goals for Brisbane

Bonus - Swans board has a meltdown after our first loss.

 

[mattpolo8]

3. Swans regulation losses to Brisbane, GC, Port and Hawthorn

jesus i hope not. that will mean we'll be 1-3 after the first month. grim.

 

[rustycrate]

1. The internal improvement of our side(especially mids like Rowbottom, Warner, Gulden, Stephens, and McDonald and a host of others) to propel us into another grand final and further endorsing the ability of our recruiters.
2. Tasmania to get a license to play in the AFL later this decade.
3. Sydney linked to many key forwards but choose not to and show the AFL that a diversified forward line can cause havoc with mismatches of talls and smalls.

 

[Gimmeafree]

1. Bulldogs premiers of the frees differential
2. Swans and Richmond wooden spooners of the frees differential
3. Geelong salary cap audit reveals….absolutely nothing

 

[SBD Gonzalez]

I can’t even predict the past!

But I’ll say Swans to fall well short of a granny this year (don’t underestimate the mental scars of last year) but premiers in 2024 (don’t underestimate the hard lessons learned this year).

See, I’m an optimist!

 

[dosser]

1. Lions eliminated in the PF
2. WCE for the spoon
3. Swans reach to take a 'mercurial' HBF who has "all the attributes of Trent Dennis-Lane

Trent Dennis-lane

Age

35

Ht

182cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.9

2star

K

5.1

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.2

3star

T

2.6

4star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

9.8

3star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

" as their first pick in the draft

 

[Dangas]

1. Peter Ladhams

19

Peter Ladhams

Age

26

Ht

204cm

Wt

103kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.7

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

8.8

5star

CL

3.3

5star

HO

15.0

5star

D

21.0

5star

K

9.0

4star

HB

12.0

5star

CL

4.0

5star

HO

16.0

5star

D

14.6

4star

K

6.4

3star

HB

8.2

5star

CL

3.2

5star

HO

14.8

5star

will not get suspended this year.
2. Carlton to go on at least an 8 game losing streak
3. Papley to kick 7+ goals in a game

 

[Jack Lord]

1. Will Gould to make his debut by round 8.
2. Collingwood to lose a string of games by less than a goal.
3. Swans top three in the Brownlow ... the Chad, Errol, then the Rolls Royce.

 

[bloodsbigot]

1) swans will finish top 4
2) commentators will get our players names wrong.
3) Dawson will flop as captain.

 

[Dubai Quacker]

1) swans will finish top 4
2) commentators will get our players names wrong.
3) Dawson will flop as captain.

I like (2) - but beyond Ben Reid and Erik Golden, who else will have their identity butchered this year?

 

[bloodsbigot]

I like (2) - but beyond Ben Reid and Erik Golden, who else will have their identity butchered this year?

Justin Macaroni, Hayden McDonald, Ollie Florence, Dylan Stephenson.

 

[anotherletdown]

Justin Macaroni, Hayden McDonald, Ollie Florence, Dylan Stephenson.

And that's before all the Mc and Mac spelling errors

 

[Crust]

1. Derwayne will mention the Academy at least 5 times per quarter, particularly the Academy kids Rowbottom and McInerney
2. Rampe to finish the season in the VFL
3. Swans out at Prelim Final level

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

1. Derwayne will mention the Academy at least 5 times per quarter, particularly the Academy kids Rowbottom and McInerney
2. Rampe to finish the season in the VFL
3. Swans out at Prelim Final level

Number 1 led to a massive guffaw and the wine I was swallowing reappearing through my nostrils.

My lawyers will be in touch with yours re damages claim on my septum.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

1. Sydney will beat the Gold Coast Suns twice in 2023 by 50+ margins.
2. Geelong to once again make the top 4.
3. Callum Mills

14

Callum Mills

Age

27

Ht

188cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

10.8

4star

HB

7.4

5star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.6

3star

D

18.4

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

6.9

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

3.4

4star

CL

1.4

4star

D

17.0

5star

K

9.4

4star

HB

7.6

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

2.8

5star

CL

1.2

4star

will be added to this main board thread - Quadruple double?
(10+ kicks, 10+ handballs, 10+ tackles, 10+ marks in the same game)

 

[Ticky009]

Number 1 led to a massive guffaw and the wine I was swallowing reappearing through my nostrils.

My lawyers will be in touch with yours re damages claim on my septum.

Dwayne fracking hates our academies, and his faux interviews & tv calls where he makes a point of calling out every single player shits me to tears.

 

[the hypnotoad]

1 gold coast will finish ahead of brisbane
2 fremantle top four (possibly swans fremantle grand final but i'm not brave enough to call that)
3 heeney leading sydney goalkicker