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[ClarkeM]

Grow up

 

[BigJoeD_]

Cable SFA-007 - croweater 41 vs akkaps


croweater 41: Hey mate, just wanted to chat about your plans for next year. The Wonders need a stats guy, and we reckon you're the best in the business.

akkaps: I'm listening

c41: I just feel a move would help you reach your full potential. We need a numbers man - I'm too busy, ClarkeM wouldn't finish them and TFB is too busy snif <redacted - Jackie>

akkaps: You are right, ******* Danoz hardly gives me a look in and don't get me started on lpj. It has given me some time to work on my other, non numerical passion I suppose.

c41: The Big Bang Theory?

akkaps: No, standup. I've been working on a few gags. Hey, what do you call a fish with no eyes?

c41: I don't know, what?

akkaps: fsssshhhhh

c41: s**t...

akkaps: It's all in the delivery - that joke sounds much better live

c41: Just have a think about joining me, ok?

 

[iBeng]

What do you call a deer with no eyes though?

 

[croweater 41]

I hate the accuracy of these.

 

[akkaps]

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, bleeding, and dong the dance with no pants though?

EFA

 

[iBeng]

EFA

Still no bloody idea.

 

[croweater 41]

We would really love a stats guy if anyone is interested.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

We would really love a stats guy if anyone is interested.

Ditto

 

[MP_]

I heard the Swamprats are having a family reunion.

<Insert inbred joke here>

You never rsvp'd aunty beng

 

[spookism]

BigJoeD , fantastic, just fantastic

 

[A Bit High]

Fsssssssh hahaha my son told me that joke as he loves it.

He is 5 and it cracks us up everytime!!

 

[A Bit High]

We would really love a stats guy if anyone is interested.

Would not have been a big task counting the posting side of the stats this season

 

[pantskyle]

Fsssssssh hahaha my son told me that joke as he loves it.

He is 5 and it cracks us up everytime!!

I've met your son. I'm not surprised by this.

 

[iBeng]

I've met your son. I'm not surprised by this.

Still got that icecream truck eh?

 

[pantskyle]

Still got that icecream truck eh?

The police took it away.

 

[akkaps]

We would really love a stats guy if anyone is interested.

Have fun trying to find one.

 

[croweater 41]

Would not have been a big task counting the posting side of the stats this season

I see you won the same amount of premierships as the wonders this year. That must be disappointing see as we were so s**t right?

 

[Danoz]

Cable SFA-007 - croweater 41 vs akkaps


croweater 41: Hey mate, just wanted to chat about your plans for next year. The Wonders need a stats guy, and we reckon you're the best in the business.

akkaps: I'm listening

c41: I just feel a move would help you reach your full potential. We need a numbers man - I'm too busy, ClarkeM wouldn't finish them and TFB is too busy snif <redacted - Jackie>

akkaps: You are right, ******* Danoz hardly gives me a look in and don't get me started on lpj. It has given me some time to work on my other, non numerical passion I suppose.

c41: The Big Bang Theory?

akkaps: No, standup. I've been working on a few gags. Hey, what do you call a fish with no eyes?

c41: I don't know, what?

akkaps: fsssshhhhh

c41: s**t...

akkaps: It's all in the delivery - that joke sounds much better live

c41: Just have a think about joining me, ok?

Not even close to accurate. You're missing a whole heap of spelling and grammatical errors.

 

[croweater 41]

Not even close to accurate. You're missing a whole heap of spelling and grammatical errors.

Are you being racist?

 

[Danoz]

Are you being racist?

No, just realistic. akkaps knows his bigfooty speech is flawed, and openly admits it. He doesn't bother to re-read what he writes. That's fine, I get it.

BigJoeD did fumbler brilliantly. He didn't put the same amount of time into akkaps, and so has sealed his EKA fate IMHO. A shame, TBH.

 

[croweater 41]

No, just realistic. akkaps knows his bigfooty speech is flawed, and openly admits it. He doesn't bother to re-read what he writes. That's fine, I get it.

BigJoeD did fumbler brilliantly. He didn't put the same amount of time into akkaps, and so has sealed his EKA fate IMHO. A shame, TBH.

Good I didn't want him to be cursed anyway.

 

[fumbler]

Good I didn't want him to be cursed anyway.

Hhahaha brahj doesn't like this.

No, just realistic. akkaps knows his bigfooty speech is flawed, and openly admits it. He doesn't bother to re-read what he writes. That's fine, I get it.

BigJoeD did fumbler brilliantly. He didn't put the same amount of time into akkaps, and so has sealed his EKA fate IMHO. A shame, TBH.

Come to the furies and do our stats.

 

[Danoz]

Hhahaha brahj doesn't like this.



Come to the furies and do our stats.

Nah

 

[fumbler]

Nah

Fair enough. We're off to the American sea World next week.

 

[A Bit High]

I see you won the same amount of premierships as the wonders this year. That must be disappointing see as we were so s**t right?

#lolswonders