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[Gentlemen]

I can't believe I skipped over this thread so many times, great work in here.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Cable SFA-008 - fitzroybulldog vs El Dubya


fitzroybulldog: The time is now, my learned friend. Opportunity at the Roys awaits, you just say the word.

El Dubya: As nice as that sounds
My heart bleeds Warrior blood
I cannot ignore

fb: A haiku, good lad
How can I tempt you, LW?
It is destiny

LW: I just can't commit
Or leave my Bay brothers yet
Our time is to come

fb: I'm not going to lie
The Roys yearn for a fillip
I am disappoint

LW: I have not said no
I too yearn for your presence
Patience is the key

fb: Oh well, you can't blame an old dog for trying.

The truth is of course that there is no journey. We are arriving and departing all at the same time.

LW: Wow, that is some deep s**t right there. Socrates? Kant? Locke?

fb: Bowie...

this is almost verbatim to the conversation i had with El Dubya by carrier pigeon.
It also took me way to long to work out who LW was. I think i need a break. I'm strung out on lasers and slash back blazers

 

[PVF]

We would really love a stats guy if anyone is interested.

Am I getting delisted?

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Am I getting delisted?

We need a new stats guy

 

[PVF]

We need a new stats guy

No you don't.

 

[Hate]

No you don't.

I agree.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

No you don't.

I agree.

That's one way to get the rookie to put his hand up Ask the enemy

 

[ClarkeM]

Grow up

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Grow up

Shut up

 

[This Is Anfield]

lol

Shut up

 

[BigJoeD_]

Cable SFA-009 - ABH vs Tayl0r


A Bit High: So obviously I got a bit bored, and I'm not really looking to leave the Gumbies.

Tayl0r: You mean nobody else really wanted you?

ABH: Lol, good one. It wasn't like that, I love being a gumbie.

Tayl0r: Well, just on that - a few of us have been talking and we're not overly keen on the Gumbies moniker. We're not too fond of being based in Geelong either. GSN didn't even know what state it was in.

ABH: I know, but the Geelong Gumbies are a mainstay of the SFA, there is a lot of tradition there.

Tayl0r: If we want to recruit, we need a name synonymous with pop culture. Look at Coney Island - a bigger bunch of keyboard Warriors you'll never find. We need a name that will resonate with our intended target.

ABH: What did you have in mind?

Tayl0r: As I said earlier I've surveyed the troops, and we want to run with the Westeros Direwolves.

ABH: Lol, good one

Tayl0r: As I said its what we want to run with. I know you don't want to upset the apple cart

ABH: heck me... wait til Soggy and FR hear about this

 

[croweater 41]

Am I getting delisted?

Got to make way for the 4 big signings somehow

 

[Taylor]

You make me sound like a ball breaker when in reality I mostly agree with everything ABH says haha

 

[iBeng]

You make me sound like a ball breaker when in reality I mostly agree with everything ABH says haha

We all know you pull the strings at the Gumbies.

I mean Dogs.

Wolves.

Whatever you are now.

 

[Taylor]

We all know you pull the strings at the Gumbies.

I mean Dogs.

Wolves.

Whatever you are now.

It sounds like lil Eve has already found the daddy chain to pull when she wants something :?

 

[iBeng]

It sounds like lil Eve has already found the daddy chain to pull when she wants something :?

Pfft, I dont have the boobs to feed her, my job doesnt start until shes 13 and starts looking at boys.

 

[Taylor]

Pfft, I dont have the boobs to feed her, my job doesnt start until shes 13 and starts looking at boys.

Or girls.

I hope it's 13, younglings these days scare me.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Pfft, I dont have the boobs to feed her, my job doesnt start until shes 13 and starts looking at boys.

You mean to say I may be in prison in 4 years time.

That's what chastity belts are for.

 

[Taylor]

You mean to say I may be in prison in 4 years time.

That's what chastity belts are for.

She's like a month old :S

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

She's like a month old :S

I realise how old she is, but unfortunately when she reaches 13 and starts looking at Boys like suggested, she'll no longer be 1 month old, hence the need for the chastity belt.

Besides that, he may as well prepare now just in case they cease production.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Jesus. Sterling work BJD.

I think this is the best thread I've seen, ever.

If you could get Frankston Rover to animate it with paint I'll just take a creators credit and we'll have the show of the year.

 

[iBeng]

I realise how old she is, but unfortunately when she reaches 13 and starts looking at Boys like suggested, she'll no longer be 1 month old, hence the need for the chastity belt.

Besides that, he may as well prepare now just in case they cease production.

Care for a meeting with my shotgun?

 

[pantskyle]

Care for a meeting with my shotgun?

What an odd name to call your daughter.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

What an odd name to call your daughter.

Yuck.

Gives "shotgun my daughter" a whole new meaning.

 

[Taylor]

Yuck.

Gives "shotgun my daughter" a whole new meaning.

I've never heard shotgun used that way