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Cable SFA-004 - Juggs vs Pants


Juggalo Balla:
Thank * that seasons over pants, we couldn't take a ******* trick. ******* Frankston Rover, ******* rain forecasts, Clarke M giving me the shits - it was all getting a bit much in the end. * me.

pantskyle: I know, I could bearly believe it myself

Juggs: I've conducted a review and I want to make some changes. We've done a couple of things really well - the team sheet, and the naming thereof, has been a resounding success and despite the ******* rain our full forward spot is locked away.

pants: Have I mentioned how strong a posting side we are? I'd rather have 47 posters actually posting than win games of qooty. I find the prospect of playing for an inactive club unbearable. I'd take a team full of...

Juggs: Yeah yeah, you're not talking to soggy FFS. I'm here to talk about me.

pants: I'm all ears (and pants). Have you heard that I'm changing my username? Pretty sure I'm gonna run with The Filf Wizard, although it may prove too big a cross to bear.

Juggs: We need to play a 9 man backline, push our half forwards right up to the back flank, and give me the whole ******* forward half of the ground. It's the only way to get me enough of the pill, you want to win some ******* games, don't you?

pants: I've built this club with my bear hands - the focus has always been on activity, I'd much rather have...

Juggs: ah FFS, I'll go talk to DJ
 

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crap, time to purge the warriors servers before BJD discovers the Mooch cables.
If they get discovered, you know what to do. The blue pill washed down with a bottle of Home Brand Vodka (or floor cleaner if you can't find any vodka).
 

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