Marklar_33
Brownlow Medallist
Average age is bottom 4 in the AFL
So is average talent
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Average age is bottom 4 in the AFL
that would be true if teams like Collingwood finished above in the ladder.So is average talent
I'm pretty sureIt's a measure of Gazza's awesomeness that he can win a B and F and still cop this...
A man with all the charm of anal thrush
You are to reading and comprehension what Chris Masten is to contested footy
Player #10a - Chris Masten
Pictured: Pretty much all of the Google search results for "generic Melbourne hipster barrista"
Chris Masten was a pick 3 just like Chris Judd, part of the Chris Judd trade, and assisted West Coast in 2017 about as much as... Ashley Judd.
An 'outside' midfielder, Chris... who am I kidding. There needs to be a term more 'outside' than 'outside mid' to describe Masten's game. He's not so much sitting outside of packs waiting for the ball, he's a $57 Uber fare ride away from the contest. Without surge pricing.
Public Service Announcement: For those of you from Geelong, Uber is a ride sharing app that facilitates the transport of willing persons from one location to another. It's kind of like a Taxi except they always turn up and the drivers know what a shower is.
So remember the bit where I mentioned that Josh Hill was dropped three times? Masten was dropped four times, or in employment terms "copped the British nanny treatment". Chris Masten would have been better off being a football kicked to Jack Darling in a final.
A team chasing Hawthorn retirees to bolster their midfield is dropping a former pick 3 to try and stay in finals contention. A team that plays on a large ground that is in theory more suited to outside midfielders than any other ground in Australia. A team who has fans often bemoaning their lack of midfield depth.
I guess we should just celebrate the small victories - Chris Masten didn't bite anyone this year (unlike 2015) and unlike Australia Day 2008 (sorry, invasion day for some posters, 'formerly JJJ day' for others and 'citizenship day' for a number of Australian Parliamentarians) he wasn't suspended for assault. I guess hearing "wanna step outside" from Masten is both an allegory to his modus operandi on the football field and a challenge to your average Perthite who is just trying to sit down and enjoy a $9 coffee in peace.
The best way to sum up his 2017 is to quote an anonymous poster on the West Coast board having an argument:
Nothing more to say. Chris, welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2017.
PS - for those of you trying to guess the top 10, I will just put this on the record: This is the first year of doing the Bottom 50 where any of the top 5 would have made a worthy no 1.
This is easily the best write-up of the thread so far, despite the Swans trolling at the top!Player #10b - Josh Hill
Pictured: Art imitates life
Josh Hill played small marking forward for West Coast / East Perth in 2017.
I can't really talk about Josh without referencing Richmond's forwardline in the 2017 Grand Final. They chased, harassed, pressured the opposition and basically played a selfless, team first game. It was similar to and in some ways an extension of the 2016 grand final, with Biggs' 7-go effort within a minute summing up the dedication and selflessness that is required to compete at the pointy end of the ladder where talent is taking a back seat to desire and dedication.
Then.... there's Josh. He has spent his career demonstrating the antithesis of this attitude and as football has continued to develop in this direction it only serves to expose the flaws in his game further. He goes at the opposition about as hard as Andrew Bolt asking Tony Abbott "the hard questions", cares about the West Coast forwardline as much as Freo fans care about the West Coast forwardline and enjoys physical contact less than Don Burke's mid-90s interns.
He seemed to play ok in darbies/derbies (or however the hell those weirdo WAxit secessionists want to pronounce it) but he was only selected in one this year.
Oh yeah, he was dropped back to the WAFL three times in 2017, in an era where West Coast topped up on over 40s to try and field a competitive team. West Coast could feasibly field a super-rules team and Hill's year still featured more dumpings than a Taylor Swift album.
Yes he kicked 16 goals this year but of those goals 16 were in junk time and 1 wasn't, and I remind BigFooty those stats do include a 1 goal margin of error.
His last game was a 6 disposal, 2 clanger effort where he looked about as lively as a Bill Cosby date and Hill looked like he wanted to be there half as much. I mean, if the roar of playing in front of dozens of GWS fans at Spotless Stadium doesn't rouse you into some sort of effort what are you even doing with your life?
Hill was delisted at the end of the year which removes West Coast of their biggest dickhead - Hill's dad, Damir. A man with all the charm of anal thrush, the subtlety of Liberace and an overinflated sense of self worth that only comes from a lifetime of being handed participation ribbons regardless of performance or attitude, it would almost be worth putting up with a year of Josh Hill like performances if it meant getting rid of him. Almost.
Anyway, good luck next year Josh and welcome back to the Bottom 50.
PS - for those of you trying to guess the top 10, I will just put this on the record: This is the first year of doing the Bottom 50 where any of the top 5 would have made a worthy no 1.
Chris MaynePS - for those of you trying to guess the top 10, I will just put this on the record: This is the first year of doing the Bottom 50 where any of the top 5 would have made a worthy no 1.
Jake StringerChris Mayne
Ty Vickery
Tom Boyd
Kurt Tippett
Zac Dawson
Player #10a - Chris Masten
Masten was dropped four times, or in employment terms "copped the British nanny treatment". Chris Masten would have been better off being a football kicked to Jack Darling in a final.
”He seemed to play ok in darbies/derbies (or however the hell those weirdo WAxit secessionists want to pronounce it)”
Kind of like a divvy van then in GeelongPublic Service Announcement: For those of you from Geelong, Uber is a ride sharing app that facilitates the transport of willing persons from one location to another. It's kind of like a Taxi except they always turn up and the drivers know what a shower is.
Player #10b - Josh Hill
Pictured: Art imitates life
Josh Hill played small marking forward for West Coast / East Perth in 2017.
I can't really talk about Josh without referencing Richmond's forwardline in the 2017 Grand Final. They chased, harassed, pressured the opposition and basically played a selfless, team first game. It was similar to and in some ways an extension of the 2016 grand final, with Biggs' 7-go effort within a minute summing up the dedication and selflessness that is required to compete at the pointy end of the ladder where talent is taking a back seat to desire and dedication.
Then.... there's Josh. He has spent his career demonstrating the antithesis of this attitude and as football has continued to develop in this direction it only serves to expose the flaws in his game further. He goes at the opposition about as hard as Andrew Bolt asking Tony Abbott "the hard questions", cares about the West Coast forwardline as much as Freo fans care about the West Coast forwardline and enjoys physical contact less than Don Burke's mid-90s interns.
He seemed to play ok in darbies/derbies (or however the hell those weirdo WAxit secessionists want to pronounce it) but he was only selected in one this year.
Oh yeah, he was dropped back to the WAFL three times in 2017, in an era where West Coast topped up on over 40s to try and field a competitive team. West Coast could feasibly field a super-rules team and Hill's year still featured more dumpings than a Taylor Swift album.
Yes he kicked 16 goals this year but of those goals 16 were in junk time and 1 wasn't, and I remind BigFooty those stats do include a 1 goal margin of error.
His last game was a 6 disposal, 2 clanger effort where he looked about as lively as a Bill Cosby date and Hill looked like he wanted to be there half as much. I mean, if the roar of playing in front of dozens of GWS fans at Spotless Stadium doesn't rouse you into some sort of effort what are you even doing with your life?
Hill was delisted at the end of the year which removes West Coast of their biggest dickhead - Hill's dad, Damir. A man with all the charm of anal thrush, the subtlety of Liberace and an overinflated sense of self worth that only comes from a lifetime of being handed participation ribbons regardless of performance or attitude, it would almost be worth putting up with a year of Josh Hill like performances if it meant getting rid of him. Almost.
Anyway, good luck next year Josh and welcome back to the Bottom 50.
To quote Malcolm Trumpball. "There has never been a better time to be a spud"So many worthy spuds, what a time to be alive....
Player #9 - Jake Stringer
sank faster than a frozen Leonardo DiCaprio character after clinging to the side of an improvised flotation device HE COULD HAVE TOTALLY FIT ON THAT DOOR ROSE YOU SELFISH WHORE!!!