Let's talk Ports! Part 2

[Doctor Feel]

That’s Hitaf Rasheed isn’t it?

ahahaa yes

 

[PatientMental]

That’s Hitaf Rasheed isn’t it?

What a tweest!

 

[Grave Danger]

That’s Hitaf Rasheed isn’t it?

Yes, but he did take Bianca:

https://www.news.com.au/national/so...i/news-story/5a303f24c0dfc2c643a9c01c3cd34903

 

[Magpiespower]

It’s trying times like this, when enflamed passion tips 1000 degrees Celsius, that this board is really at its best.

“Cyclone of bullshit”
“Monolith of Malaise”
“nibbled their knackers”

Funny s**t on every page in every thread, I’m dying farken...

 

[El Zorro]

.

 

[Chokito]

Just got back from my honeymoon and whilst in Prague I picked up some PA babushka dolls!

 

[Doctor Feel]

It’s trying times like this, when enflamed passion tips 1000 degrees Celsius, that this board is really at its best.

“Cyclone of bullshit”
“Monolith of Malaise”
“nibbled their knackers”

Funny s**t on every page in every thread, I’m dying farken...

Ahahaha I must have missed "cyclone of bullshit" that's amazing.

I just pictured a Dyson vacuum with "cyclone technology" just spinning a gooey dogshit around the barrel.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Doctor Feel - the Season of Slackness continues in our media department. Lukas Fountan (yes deliberate and willfull mis-spelling by me Loukas Founten non deliberate style) continues to not check his work. FFS you could at least get our ex captain's name right in the headline.







https://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/news/2019-02-22/primus-cassis-back-bold-decision




Primus, Cassis back bold decision
Loukas Founten
Feb 22, 2019 10:46PM


HE was brave and bold as a leader at Port Adelaide, and he has praised the club for its brave and bold decision to appoint co-captains when it would have been easier to stick with one.

Matthew Primus was eager to get to Alberton to show his support for Ollie Wines and Tom Jonas as they began their journey as captains of the club he loves.
.........

Primus’ comments were echoed by another former captain, Dom Cassisi who played with Jonas in his final few years with the club.

Cassisi was also present for the captaincy announcement and chatted with Jonas immediately afterwards.
.......

 

[Doctor Feel]

Doctor Feel - the Season of Slackness continues in our media department. Lukas Fountan (yes deliberate and willfull mis-spelling by me Loukas Founten non deliberate style) continues to not check his work. FFS you could at least get our ex captain's name right in the headline.



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https://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/news/2019-02-22/primus-cassis-back-bold-decision


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Primus, Cassis back bold decision
Loukas Founten
Feb 22, 2019 10:46PM


HE was brave and bold as a leader at Port Adelaide, and he has praised the club for its brave and bold decision to appoint co-captains when it would have been easier to stick with one.

Matthew Primus was eager to get to Alberton to show his support for Ollie Wines and Tom Jonas as they began their journey as captains of the club he loves.
.........

Primus’ comments were echoed by another former captain, Dom Cassisi who played with Jonas in his final few years with the club.

Cassisi was also present for the captaincy announcement and chatted with Jonas immediately afterwards.
.......

******* hell man

Also the club rolling out yes men to say how good the decision is can get ****ed. Just ******* shut up.

 

[Schulzenfest]

******* hell man

Also the club rolling out yes men to say how good the decision is can get ******. Just ******* shut up.

Breaking news - Port Adelaide's coach and captain during our worst period for literally over 100 years support the co-captaincy decision

 

[Visenfest]

Breaking news - Port Adelaide's coach and captain during our worst period for literally over 100 years support the co-captaincy decision

The club have gone to an interesting well with that one. Certainly doesn't make co-captains look any better.

 

[edgie]

Primus knows a thing or two about progressive captaincy methods - he once coached a game with no captain at all!


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[NoddyHolder]

Primus knows a thing or two about progressive captaincy methods - he once coached a game with no captain at all!


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Was it no captains or 8 captains? I remember not being entirely sure at the time

 

[crafty_bernardo]

Port Adelaide stars Robbie Gray and Hamish Hartlett ready to take on Crows as teenage draftee Xavier Duursma eyes spot on the wing

“That camp was tough, it certainly brought us up another level but we got a real connection with each other and that was the main focus of it.

“I roomed with Ryan Burton and Hamish Hartlett so it was great to have two senior guys with me.

“I reckon I’ve done 95 to 100 per cent of pre-season, we did one week of tapered stuff where we missed out on a drill here or there, but straight away we were thrown back into it so we pretty much did the whole pre-season."

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/spor...g/news-story/a2484b61fb3fed34e9924e4eb32749c4

 

[tribey]

Port Adelaide stars Robbie Gray and Hamish Hartlett ready to take on Crows as teenage draftee Xavier Duursma eyes spot on the wing



https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/spor...g/news-story/a2484b61fb3fed34e9924e4eb32749c4

I’m fascinated by Duursma. Such a ‘what could he be?’ type.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Doctor Feel - the Season of Slackness continues in our media department. Lukas Fountan (yes deliberate and willfull mis-spelling by me Loukas Founten non deliberate style) continues to not check his work. FFS you could at least get our ex captain's name right in the headline.



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https://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/news/2019-02-22/primus-cassis-back-bold-decision


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Primus, Cassis back bold decision
Loukas Founten
Feb 22, 2019 10:46PM


HE was brave and bold as a leader at Port Adelaide, and he has praised the club for its brave and bold decision to appoint co-captains when it would have been easier to stick with one.

Matthew Primus was eager to get to Alberton to show his support for Ollie Wines and Tom Jonas as they began their journey as captains of the club he loves.
.........

Primus’ comments were echoed by another former captain, Dom Cassisi who played with Jonas in his final few years with the club.

Cassisi was also present for the captaincy announcement and chatted with Jonas immediately afterwards.
.......

Lol the front page of the website headline has been corrected but the headline in the story still has Cassis!

Error was obviously picked up - in part - this morning.

 

[DazalenkoUBewty]

So 39 degrees for Port Pirie on Saturday. Just call it off now to prevent multiple deaths.

To play in that kind of weather would just be flaming ridiculous!

 

[Grave Danger]

So 39 degrees for Port Pirie on Saturday. Just call it off now to prevent multiple deaths.

To play in that kind of weather would just be flaming ridiculous!

Smeltingly hot

Maybe they should hold it over to Sunday - only 33 forecast.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I’m fascinated by Duursma. Such a ‘what could he be?’ type.

He's got such a wide frame. A few kilos on him and he could be literally any position. I think someone said earlier and I agree - Andrew Embley or dare we say Fyfe.

 

[Tibbs]

He's got such a wide frame. A few kilos on him and he could be literally any position. I think someone said earlier and I agree - Andrew Embley or dare we say Fyfe.

Cripps, Curnow, even Fyfe are not beyond the realms of possibility! He definitely has the physique and tools to become a special player.

 

[Smithy7]

Dougal Howard press conference: 25 February 2019

 

[Grave Danger]

Dougal Howard press conference: 25 February 2019

Well that was definitely the unedited version

 

[Doctor Feel]

Well that was definitely the unedited version

ahahaha

 

[Smithy7]

Well that was definitely the unedited version

Sure was

 

[chickentendies]

Dougal Howard press conference: 25 February 2019

Greatest bit was right at the beginning. Every conference should be unedited like this. Hope ur reading this port media team