Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 4 - Coney Island Warriors vs Fighting Furies at Van Cortlandt Park

[Tigerturbulance]

Some kind of new move? Draw a diagram?

Im not one who enjoys dizziness. Will I need precautions?

Metalcrusher get ready for a 3 way Butter Churner

 

[Tonga Bob]

The Warriors are certainly misunderstood: — but whether the fault is theirs, in not sufficiently explaining themselves, or posting with that exact limitation and humor which one would expect, and which, moreover, is so likely to be contested by us — or whether the fault may not be altogether on our side, in not understanding their banter.

Use bigger words you coward.

 

[DenieD]

I did notice TheInjuryFactory was a little lacking in that department;
not something I've ever had to worry about

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What you got in there? Toilet rolls?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

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BINGO

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I did notice TheInjuryFactory was a little lacking in that department;
not something I've ever had to worry about

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Lunchbox

 

[Tonga Bob]

I did notice TheInjuryFactory was a little lacking in that department;
not something I've ever had to worry about

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Put on a bra, Sir.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Use bigger words you coward.

The manifestation of the existential paradigm is infinitesimally larger than the exponentially evolved humanistic peon; indeed this precept is fundamentally beyond the cognisance of your finite mind Tonga Bob

 

[Dinsdale]

BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING

if you are describing TJASTA then you are 100% right and I'm moving you off the "Complete Idiot List"© and onto the "Sometimes Amusing List"™®

 

[Tigerturbulance]

What you got in there? Toilet rolls?

100% love muscle

 

[Rioli8217]

And I don't care if you did want to know. I don't post just for you.

eetswa

 

[DenieD]

100% love muscle

You do realise the penis isn't a muscle? It is actually a sponge that fills with blood.

So are you saying you don't have one?

 

[Tonga Bob]

The manifestation of the existential paradigm is infinitesimally larger than the exponentially evolved humanistic peon; indeed this precept is fundamentally beyond the cognisance of your finite mind Tonga Bob

Bigger still.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

You do realise the penis isn't a muscle? It is actually a sponge that fills with blood.

So are you saying you don't have one?

so you have a sponge dick, sorry to hear that mate

but does explains a few things

 

[Damp Squarie]

your every desire I will satisfy

Just got 50 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor; not sure I'll have it in me to play 4 quarters.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Bigger still.

Today we will consider the peculiar disadvantages inherent in pontificating at great length on obscure Warriors teachings to a class of Warriors rookies with a disastrously abbreviated attention span and a lamentable absence of both intellect and industry, leading inevitably to a complete lack of comprehension from them, and incipient banter in match threads

 

[DenieD]

so you have a sponge dick, sorry to hear that mate

but does explains a few things

Is the Penis A Muscle or an Organ? And 9 Other FAQs

As much as you may love to werk your “love muscle,” the penis isn't actually a muscle. Intrigued? Here's how it works.

www.healthline.com

Read up on some important info. Maybe then you can finally get someone to ride on your 'love muscle'.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Just got 50 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor; not sure I'll have it in me to play 4 quarters.

Rookie mistake - you let the ice cube melt on the floor, and you make the rest of the ice cubes watch so they know better.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Just got 50 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor; not sure I'll have it in me to play 4 quarters.

next time try use your hands and save your cardio for the game

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Is the Penis A Muscle or an Organ? And 9 Other FAQs

As much as you may love to werk your “love muscle,” the penis isn't actually a muscle. Intrigued? Here's how it works.

www.healthline.com

Read up on some important info. Maybe then you can finally get someone to ride on your 'love muscle'.

fake news

I get all my health facts from pr0n Hub and there is not one sponge dick to be had

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I take it back DockerDen5215 -there is a sponge dick

you learn something new everyday

 

[Test Tickle]

The manifestation of the existential paradigm is infinitesimally larger than the exponentially evolved humanistic peon; indeed this precept is fundamentally beyond the cognisance of your finite mind Tonga Bob

 

[DenieD]

fake news

I get all my health facts from pr0n Hub and there is not one sponge dick to be had

No wonder all the Furies have STD's.

 

[DenieD]

I take it back DockerDen5215 -there is a sponge dick

you learn something new everyday

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"Simpsons"

Huh? I guess Ned_Flanders has been a bit floppy this week.

 

[Dinsdale]

Today we will consider the peculiar disadvantages inherent in pontificating at great length on obscure Warriors teachings to a class of Warriors rookies with a disastrously abbreviated attention span and a lamentable absence of both intellect and industry, leading inevitably to a complete lack of comprehension from them, and incipient banter in match threads

let me find my glasses so I can read that rubbish

 

[Ned_Flanders]

No wonder all the Furies have STD's.

true, but at least our STI's aren't calluses and carpel tunnel