Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 4 - Coney Island Warriors vs Fighting Furies at Van Cortlandt Park

[Tigerturbulance]

No wonder all the Furies have STD's.

Im pretty sure I got my STD from either Pugsley or Dingster

 

[Dingster]

Im pretty sure I got my STD from either Pugsley or Dingster

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Pugsley and I are clean. Who is that behind tou Turbo? The "hands free" should have been a clue.

 

[FootyGuy13]

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Turbo, these jokes are really making me somnambulate. Really odiferous. Much like the rest of your cadaverific humoured team.

 

[Damp Squarie]

next time try use your hands and save your cardio for the game

I was wearing knickers!

 

[Damp Squarie]

Rookie mistake - you let the ice cube melt on the floor, and you make the rest of the ice cubes watch so they know better.

Pi**ed myself!

 

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Read up on some important info. Maybe then you can finally get someone to ride on your 'love muscle'.

Can't believe you had to read up on how your dick works.

 

[DenieD]

Can't believe you had to read up on how your dick works.

Had it in my favourites

 

[Damp Squarie]

No wonder all the Furies have STD's.

Short Term Drinkingproblem

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I was wearing knickers!

level of difficult for picking up ice cubes with knickers on = EXTREME

 

[TJASTA]

Just got 50 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor; not sure I'll have it in me to play 4 quarters.

 

[TJASTA]

Pugsley and I are clean. Who is that behind tou Turbo? The "hands free" should have been a clue.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

true, but at least our STI's aren't calluses and carpel tunnel

or cause sponge dick

 

[DenieD]

or cause sponge dick

 

[Tigerturbulance]

 

[DenieD]

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[Tigerturbulance]

 

[DenieD]

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[Tigerturbulance]

 

[DenieD]

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[Senor M]

or cause sponge dick

That sounds like a cake you'd buy for a hens night...

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

would tap!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

 

[DenieD]

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[Senor M]

Only one hours until MAFS starts....

 

[Volbeat]

Pugsley and I are clean. Who is that behind tou Turbo? The "hands free" should have been a clue.

Oh. Pugsley told you he was clean. I mean, he WAS... but then I'm riddled with herpes... so he's likely not anymore.