Things that sh*t me the sixteenth

[rocker_oz33]

I've put on free lunch for employees countless amounts of times, there's 3 types of people I reckon. People who eat like it's their last meal, people who grab a quick bite and bounce and those who avoid the thing altogether because they have such disdain for their colleagues they'd prefer to not spend a second more in their company than needed.

True that.

I would lose a hour in poo breaks if my work gave away free dinners .

 

[Gralin]

I've put on free lunch for employees countless amounts of times, there's 3 types of people I reckon. People who eat like it's their last meal, people who grab a quick bite and bounce and those who avoid the thing altogether because they have such disdain for their colleagues they'd prefer to not spend a second more in their company than needed.

You missed the people who act like it's their last meal and also hate they're coworkers.

Load up on 3 people's worth of good food and leave

 

[Gough]

You missed the people who act like it's their last meal and also hate they're coworkers.

Load up on 3 people's worth of good food and leave

Or the people smoking outside the fire escape who don't even realise that something is happening.

 

[kickazz]

You missed the people who act like it's their last meal and also hate they're coworkers.

Load up on 3 people's worth of good food and leave

Represent.

 

[Gralin]

This gif is a little scary

Represent.

 

[Forward Press]

This gif is a little scary

This gif is definitely scary.

 

[PT Bar None]

I've put on free lunch for employees countless amounts of times, there's 3 types of people I reckon. People who eat like it's their last meal, people who grab a quick bite and bounce and those who avoid the thing altogether because they have such disdain for their colleagues they'd prefer to not spend a second more in their company than needed.

Group 3 here. You're paying me to work. If I'm not required to work, I'm not there

 

[the_interloper]

This gif is definitely scary.

Always been a Scary fan, she's still in great nick now tbh

 

[troybe]

Guy comes into the bank walks past 4 ATMs and proceeds to ask the cashier for $70 to withdraw WTF

 

[akkaps]

Guy comes into the bank walks past 4 ATMs and proceeds to ask the cashier for $70 to withdraw WTF

Was he old?

 

[Over The Post]

Group 3 here. You're paying me to work. If I'm not required to work, I'm not there

You've never worked in a place that holds "brown bag meetings" then.

I'd cheerfully slot the campaigner that came up with that utensil head dick head idea.

 

[troybe]

Was he old?

Estimate no older than mid 50s

 

[Over The Post]

Then he's probably one of the good guys who walk past ATMs and the supermarket self-checkouts to actually show there IS a demand for people to be employed and not replaced by more profitable bits of hardware.

Doing his bit for fellow humans. Three thumbs up.

 

[Syd]

Then he's probably one of the good guys who walk past ATMs and the supermarket self-checkouts to actually show there IS a demand for people to be employed and not replaced by more profitable bits of hardware.

Doing his bit for fellow humans. Three thumbs up.

Strongly agree

I often bypass technology to ensure humans are still employed

 

[FRUMPY]

Then he's probably one of the good guys who walk past ATMs and the supermarket self-checkouts to actually show there IS a demand for people to be employed and not replaced by more profitable bits of hardware.

Doing his bit for fellow humans. Three thumbs up.

I was going to say exactly that, people always saying 'dont use the screens at super markets and maccas and keep people in a job'.....yet use ATMs....

same same

(then again we're all hypocrites, i use the screens/self checkouts/atms but if i dont want something while shopping ill just chuck it on the nearest shelf - and tell myself im keeping someone in a job who has to move it back to the normal place or throw it out)

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Estimate no older than mid 50s

Lost his card, forgot his PIN?

 

[troybe]

Lost his card, forgot his PIN?

Don’t think so pretty sure he had his card in his hand.

 

[Syd]

I was going to say exactly that, people always saying 'dont use the screens at super markets and maccas and keep people in a job'.....yet use ATMs....

same same

(then again we're all hypocrites, i use the screens/self checkouts/atms but if i dont want something while shopping ill just chuck it on the nearest shelf - and tell myself im keeping someone in a job who has to move it back to the normal place or throw it out)

Small point of difference in that Banks (plural) are closing hundreds of branches nationally over the past few years forcing customers into using ATM's and Online Banking as many can't travel the extra kilometers to one of the few remaining branches.

 

[PT Bar None]

You've never worked in a place that holds "brown bag meetings" then.

I'd cheerfully slot the campaigner that came up with that utensil head dick head idea.

Yeah, I have

Briefly.

I either didn't go, or took my lunchbreak afterwards/beforehand. They get the hint.

 

[GreyCrow]

Then he's probably one of the good guys who walk past ATMs and the supermarket self-checkouts to actually show there IS a demand for people to be employed and not replaced by more profitable bits of hardware.

Doing his bit for fellow humans. Three thumbs up.

Or he thinks the teller likes him based on her smiling and laughing at his lame joke last week


Or so a friend reckons

 

[Gralin]

You've never worked in a place that holds "brown bag meetings" then.

I'd cheerfully slot the campaigner that came up with that utensil head dick head idea.

the trick with those is to simply not attend

 

[the_interloper]

Strongly agree

I often bypass technology to ensure humans are still employed

A cafe I often have meeting at want us to scan the QR and order from the table, this really shits me so I go to the counter.

 

[kickazz]

Then he's probably one of the good guys who walk past ATMs and the supermarket self-checkouts to actually show there IS a demand for people to be employed and not replaced by more profitable bits of hardware.

Doing his bit for fellow humans. Three thumbs up.

I don't get this. The machines provide jobs to engineers, manufacturers and maintenance workers.

There is a labour shortage out there, the displaced checkout personnel should be filling those roles where they can actually add value. And a lot of those are customer facing too, if human interaction is the thing that people are worried about.

 

[kickazz]

I had to look up what a brown bag meeting was.

Yeah get ****ed anyone who tries invite me to one of those.

 

[Over The Post]

A cafe I often have meeting at want us to scan the QR and order from the table, this really shits me so I go to the counter.

The Lake View Hotel in Ballarat does that. Waited ages to catch the eye of a waitress, she says do the QR thing. Tried it, unworkable piece of s**t. Went inside and ordered instead. Would have walked out if it wasn't such a hot day and there was somewhere else nearby.