"And for the croquet fans, once again, we'll have **** all for you."
Chappelli: "And its a ****ing head."
Javed: "You lucky prick!"
Pakistan are going to kick off? What f*****g game are we playing here?
Forgot about this one...
All Richie:
Now in these reduced overs matches, the umpires have to decide how many overs are to be bowled, if and when the rain should stop. Not only that, they must also decide the new run rate required by the batting side, per the new number of overs to be bowled...
And they do this by multiplying the number of balls bowled, by the number of balls faced. Then diving that figure by the average age of the batting side, minus, the number of spanners in a sidchrome tool kit.
...if play to recommence sometime in the next half hour, 45 mintures, Sri Lanka would have to be scoring somewhere in the vicinity of 35 to 36 runs an over, or there abouts. Not an impossible task, but pretty f*****g close to it.
And:
Imran Khan was left out of this Pakistan side, as his name was just a little bit to hard to take the piss out of.
Rubish Binny was left out, but, no one collected him.