Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 5: Coney Island Warriors vs Gumbies FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[Jade]

so anyone looking forward to kicking the ol’ Qootyball around?

Nah, Jade is looking forward to kicking it in a straight line.

 

[Jade]

HF: HawkPatrol - DERO - sjohns12
F: 06Premiers - Jade - GWBogan

Pack your s**t and go home Warriors, this is going to hurt.

 

[BLERN]

Page 23 of this match thread will forever go down as the day Jade became a worse stat-padder than tom rockliff.

Expecting much of the same on field

 

[Jade]

Page 23 of this match thread will forever go down as the day Jade became a worse stat-padder than tom rockliff.

Expecting much of the same on field

Oh I know what Jade will be doing to Percel on field today.

 

[StFly]

Page 23 of this match thread will forever go down as the day Jade became a worse stat-padder than tom rockliff.

Expecting much of the same on field

TBF, we apparently have no one really around, so sometimes brute force is required.

Admittedly it is a bit much though...

And as he plays FF the last thing you'd want is him padding stats, since that kinda mans you're sucking the fat one, but hey, if you guys want it in your D50 I'm certainly not going to complain about it.

Easy day at CHB incoming.

 

[zackah]

zackah thinks Jade is a flog

 

[Jade]

zackah thinks

Jade is shocked to be sitting here.

 

[BLERN]

Oh I know what Jade will be doing to Percel on field today.

Pushing a stool towards him slowly. He will probably join in on that game.

TBF, we apparently have no one really around, so sometimes brute force is required.

Admittedly it is a bit much though...

And as he plays FF the last thing you'd want is him padding stats, since that kinda mans you're sucking the fat one, but hey, if you guys want it in your D50 I'm certainly not going to complain about it.

Easy day at CHB incoming.

I would have enjoyed what he did if he did a massive multi quote. But im assuming he is on a phone and thats complicated. You need two tabs and many a copy pastes between tabs.

I would have been impressed.

 

[Jade]

Jade thinks DERO might jag six or seven today - and considering Jade's own mighty contribution this s**t is gonna get real ugly...

 

[Percel]

Percel at FB??

LOLOLOLOLOLOL Jade has upped his estimate to twelve goals.

Il will forensically interrogate your scrotum today my good man.

 

[Jade]

Il will forensically interrogate your scrotum today my good man.

Considering the amount of times Jade is likely to be sitting on your head today Jade is not surprised...

 

[Percel]

Jade how good is stoolpushing?

 

[Jade]

Jade how good is stoolpushing?

It's the s**t.

 

[Jade]

The warriors logo looks like the tip of a penis.

At least Jade hopes its just the tip, if that's the whole thing, #lolwarriors

 

[BLERN]

4 : 24.05 {FB} - PERCEL pushes his stool out of the defensive 50.
4 : 24.09 {rHFF} - JADE intercepts the stool.
4 : 24.13 {rHFF} - JADE pushes his stool forward.
4 : 24.17 {FF} - JADE loses possession of the stool. PERCEL runs onto it.
4 : 24.21 {FB} - PERCEL pushes his stool out of the defensive 50.
4 : 24.25 {rHBF} - PERCEL turns over the stool. JADE sits onto it.
4 : 24.29 {rHFF} - JADE seems unsure what to do with it.
4 : 24.33 {rHFF} - PERCEL with a crunching tackle on the stool.
4 : 24.37 {rHFF} - the stool is just sitting there can anyone get it.
4 : 24.41 {rHFF} - PERCEL and JADE seem to be fondling each other heavily.
4 : 24.45 {rHFF} - PERCEL appears to be interrogating JADE'S scrotum.
4 : 24.49 {C} - the stool has attempted to run away of its own accord.
4 : 24.53 {rHFF} - JADE manages to break free from PERCEL but trips over his shorts which are around his ankles.
4 : 24.57 {rHBF} - PERCEL screams in discust and holds up a carrot that looks like genitals.

The siren sounds.

MATCH OVER!

 

[Le Grille]

The warriors logo looks like the tip of a penis.

At least Jade hopes its just the tip, if that's the whole thing, #lolwarriors

Your face looks like the tip of a penis


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[Jade]

Your face looks like the tip of a penis


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Well Jade is the tip of the spear.

Considering what the Gumbies are about to do to the warriors, Jade is probably the tip of something else...

 

[candiehappy]

Jade is probably the tip of something else...

an anus?

 

[Jade]

an anus?

The tip of a... eh?

That was bad bants. Bad. And you should feel bad.

 

[Jade]

How long does Jade have to wait to decimate the warriors?

 

[BLERN]

How long does Jade have to wait to decimate the warriors?

Im sure you will reach your target.



Thats a bit cruel. I dont really want you to achieve your goal

 

[DapperJong]

Honestly probably a few hours. Match posters are lazy af

 

[Jade]

Im sure you will reach your target.

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Thats a bit cruel. I dont really want you to achieve your goal

LOL, hey Scezza, Doss, The Prosecutor - target practice, eh?

 

[Le Grille]

How long does Jade have to wait to decimate the warriors?

Jade needs to stop talking in the third person or the penis faced git will get a burning piece of coal shoved in his dickhole


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[BLERN]

LOL, hey Scezza, Doss, The Prosecutor - target practice, eh?

Im just feeling neglected because you never acknowledged the awesome game demo i made for you and percel.