Universal Love TRTT Part 7: Swimming & T*ts Variety Bash

[raman]

Ever wiped ya ass with tissues when you run out of toilet paper it's not pleasant

I would say it's perfectly pleasant until the moment that the ****ers don't flush first time.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

That was my high n' mighty morally superior post...

Carn' I was hoping for gay nut cutlets in the army or stand as one for females with hairy armpits or somethin'.

 

[Power Girl]

Whe you realise that “Candy, Candy, Candy I can’t let you go” song that you always assumed was Bowie is actually Iggy Pop.

Man, Iggy can sing when he tries.

No some of us knew it was Iggy and Kate goes alright too.

 

[Power Girl]

Only adult men can use the man size tissues in my house. Not that hard to follow is it? It says it right there on the box.

Oh so sorry what do you get to use then?

Sorry i couldn't help it I am overtired and obviously fallen down to the lowest humour.

 

[edgie]

Oh so sorry what do you get to use then?

Sorry i couldn't help it I am overtired and obviously fallen down to the lowest humour.

Thought it was a sharp and witty remark of the most classic and timeless variety

Sent from mTalk

 

[Contested Marx]

Seriously people, getting angry about tissues?

FFS, there's other issues on this planet that matter more, but let's all waste our time with more clickbait and pointless debates

Other issues like boring American poor man's cricket?

 

[sobrave]

Seriously people, getting angry about tissues?

FFS, there's other issues on this planet that matter more, but let's all waste our time with more clickbait and pointless debates

that's the point i was trying to get at with the manufactured outrage crap

most of the time it's either made up or one nutjob getting offended by something. then it's a bit of a boy who cried wolf situation that happens when it's something actually more serious.

 

[sobrave]

every evil twin brewing beer i've had has been an absolute banger

pity about the price but sometimes you've gotta treat yourself

let's talk about how the taste of pirate life has gone downhill since they got bought out, but they're still charging the same inflated prices

 

[raman]

If you were going to apply for a home loan within the next year and were currently unemployed, would you take a $75-80k permanent position or a $100k 12 month contract?

 

[CharlieKelly]

If you were going to apply for a home loan within the next year and were currently unemployed, would you take a $75-80k permanent position or a $100k 12 month contract?

Probably the permanent position, you'd need to prove to the bank that you have a stable level of income

 

[raman]

Probably the permanent position, you'd need to prove to the bank that you have a stable level of income

There is that of course, but on the other hand there’s also backing yourself in to perform at a higher level and possibly justify permanent employment at the higher rate.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Banks generally don't care about permanency in my experience. They care about employment history. I.e if you have been on one year contracts for three years at the same employer they would consider that the same as permanent.

Stability is nice but it's also demotivating. Depends on the type of person you are.

 

[sobrave]

If you were going to apply for a home loan within the next year and were currently unemployed, would you take a $75-80k permanent position or a $100k 12 month contract?

i'd take whichever position i thought i'd enjoy more and be more fulfilling

you spent of a shitload of your life at work, if it sucks ass it's pretty awful

 

[Power Girl]

If you were going to apply for a home loan within the next year and were currently unemployed, would you take a $75-80k permanent position or a $100k 12 month contract?

permanancy gets the home loan

 

[raman]

i'd take whichever position i thought i'd enjoy more and be more fulfilling

you spent of a shitload of your life at work, if it sucks ass it's pretty awful

Very good point.

 

[sobrave]

Very good point.

i spent 9 years hating going to work. i dreaded the thought of getting up every day for the rest of my life being trapped in an office. feel pretty lucky now to enjoy (for the most part) work

 

[Power Girl]

However if there is no difference in the happiness factor then perhaps be prudent as we are on the precipice of financial conservatism globally and banks will be tightening up very soon and interest rates will be rising.

So you might want to be conservative now too and then you can take more risks when you have some equity in your home and your little man is bigger and both are working and financially sound again.

 

[raman]

However if there is no difference in the happiness factor then perhaps be prudent as we are on the precipice of financial conservatism globally and banks will be tightening up very soon and interest rates will be rising.

So you might want to be conservative now too and then you can take more risks when you have some equity in your home and your little man is bigger and both are working and financially sound again.

We’re lucky enough that we’ll be up around 40-50% deposit for the type of place we’re likely to buy, which should be a great help in any case.

 

[sobrave]

also consider the psychological toll if you take the 12 month contract as you get toward month 10 or so... no matter what assurances you get, you'll starting getting nervous with a month or two to go if you have nothing else in the pipeline

 

[raman]

also consider the psychological toll if you take the 12 month contract as you get toward month 10 or so... no matter what assurances you get, you'll starting getting nervous with a month or two to go if you have nothing else in the pipeline

An excellent referee or two is worth plenty though. But yes, still a lot of risk involved.

 

[Power Girl]

also consider the psychological toll if you take the 12 month contract as you get toward month 10 or so... no matter what assurances you get, you'll starting getting nervous with a month or two to go if you have nothing else in the pipeline

so true. I am currently working with a few staff members who are 9 weeks away from unemployment and no guarantees of further employment and they are not coping. The uncertainty is actually affecting their current performance.

 

[sobrave]

An excellent referee or two is worth plenty though. But yes, still a lot of risk involved.

i had 5 separate contracts in the past 12 months... s**t stresses you out a bit.

 

[Jonts]

doing the Bethany marathon tomorrow
definitely under prepared due to illness and a hamstring injury during training

Strangely nervous 12 hours out

 

[Jonts]

If you were going to apply for a home loan within the next year and were currently unemployed, would you take a $75-80k permanent position or a $100k 12 month contract?

100k 12 month

you don't "need" permanent work to get a bank loan, just good credit history

 

[Duck Farmer]

it's like those "mens" moisturisers they sell and they have to give it a tuff name like bulldog or something. it's the same s**t that's in womens moisturiser you pansies

I use the L'Oréal stuff that stops micro-aggressions or some s**t but my wife tells me it's the same stuff that's in her silken unicorn tears moisturiser.