Shameful erasure of the Shaun Atley = 'modern James Hird" online history.
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Sorry, what the fcuk is a Shaun Atley?
214 games, must be the most vanilla sonofabitch to get to 200. I honestly can only vaguely recall the name, assumed he was a journeyman with 50 games for 4 different clubs over 10 years or something like that.
214 games, must be the most vanilla sonofabitch to get to 200. I honestly can only vaguely recall the name, assumed he was a journeyman with 50 games for 4 different clubs over 10 years or something like that.
hawkman
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Worst 200 gamer ever? Excluding Anthony Rocca of course
To be fair, he's probably about on par with Anthony Rock.
Sir Hugh Percy
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Ahhh, the last surviving member of the Quadrumvirate of Crap: Atley, Bastinac, Hansen, Urquart.
Leave Anthony Rocca alone, his brother was a punter you know?
Christian Bock got both the >6'5" bonus and also the decent sibling bonus but still only lasted 2 years in the system. The exception that proves the rule.
No-one knows if Atley is the worst 200 game player.
You'd need to find someone who can stay awake during his highlights reel.
You'd need to find someone who can stay awake during his highlights reel.
hawkman
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Would prefer Mackay over Atley
Although it is a bit like if you prefer being stabbed or shot
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hahahahahahahahahahhaha
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As I said on the last page, at least he was willing to put his body on the line despite having a pre-pubescent build, and he will always have this.
Atley has nothing going for him. Vanilla, soft, no highlights at all.
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Id run the ongoing "Mof thats not Shaun Atley" but honestly i have no ******* idea if thats him or not.
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I actually thought it was him and that Mofra had stuffed up. Now I just don't know anymore.
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DRAGONS FFC You missed a great opportunity there.....
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Only because of the way bf mungs external autoplay links.
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Player #36 - Mason Cox
Pictured: Mason Cox has been known to accept and wear samples from Alan Didak's T shirt business
Mason Cox is tall, a former American, and he played one good game (against Richmond) a couple of years ago. He's been dining out on that ever since. To be fair it was a final and it was amusing so he deserves some credit.
Cox grew up in Texas which is also known as the Lonestar state. He actually had the Collingwood cheer squad chanting "USA! USA!" once which is heart-warming to know they now know how to spell at least one country. Literacy rates will sky-rocket if they ever draft a player from the UAE or Chad, but I'm hoping that given the Lumumba experience they avoid anyone who grew up in the Republic of Niger.
After playing 24 games in 2018, Mason played 14 games in 2019, 11 games in 2020 and just 7 games this year. It sounds like he just isn't in their long term plans, like Nathan Buckley. So much so he's been told to 'explore his options' which is a nice way of saying he's likely to be delisted after trade period if no team comes a'runnin. Nominally a forward, he did kick 6 goals from his first 3 games this year - then just 2 from the next 5 games.
The problem seems to be he is easily bumped off the ball if he's running and jumping at it as a forward, and hasn't shown much in the ruck because Collingwood have always had better rucks than him so he's never had to do it, unlike Bulldogs midfielders. He has shown glimpses - averaging 2 goals in Grand Finals, which eclipses Gary Rohan's entire finals career.
Fun fact: In 2020 Mason became an Australian citizen, about the same time Joffa moved to Fiji which seems a fair swap to me. Joffa has some 'well known legal issues' at the moment and is no longer associated with the Collingwood cheer squad, which as a sentence is on par with being kicked out the Sidebottom family for 'looking too inbred'.
Anyway Mason good luck next year and I hope you get to keep your AFL dream alive for at least one more year. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2021.
Pictured: Mason Cox has been known to accept and wear samples from Alan Didak's T shirt business
Mason Cox is tall, a former American, and he played one good game (against Richmond) a couple of years ago. He's been dining out on that ever since. To be fair it was a final and it was amusing so he deserves some credit.
Cox grew up in Texas which is also known as the Lonestar state. He actually had the Collingwood cheer squad chanting "USA! USA!" once which is heart-warming to know they now know how to spell at least one country. Literacy rates will sky-rocket if they ever draft a player from the UAE or Chad, but I'm hoping that given the Lumumba experience they avoid anyone who grew up in the Republic of Niger.
After playing 24 games in 2018, Mason played 14 games in 2019, 11 games in 2020 and just 7 games this year. It sounds like he just isn't in their long term plans, like Nathan Buckley. So much so he's been told to 'explore his options' which is a nice way of saying he's likely to be delisted after trade period if no team comes a'runnin. Nominally a forward, he did kick 6 goals from his first 3 games this year - then just 2 from the next 5 games.
The problem seems to be he is easily bumped off the ball if he's running and jumping at it as a forward, and hasn't shown much in the ruck because Collingwood have always had better rucks than him so he's never had to do it, unlike Bulldogs midfielders. He has shown glimpses - averaging 2 goals in Grand Finals, which eclipses Gary Rohan's entire finals career.
Fun fact: In 2020 Mason became an Australian citizen, about the same time Joffa moved to Fiji which seems a fair swap to me. Joffa has some 'well known legal issues' at the moment and is no longer associated with the Collingwood cheer squad, which as a sentence is on par with being kicked out the Sidebottom family for 'looking too inbred'.
Anyway Mason good luck next year and I hope you get to keep your AFL dream alive for at least one more year. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2021.
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This is just good clean wholesome fun for the whole family.
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Joffa should have done the same thing as well instead of... Yeah nevermind
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Sad to hear of Joffa's demise. Who's going to misspell their banners?
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I always imagine Dyson Heppell is a vacuum cleaner model.
Has that one been done?
Has that one been done?
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