Training 2026 Training Reports

[marklovesbeer]

Hope he cooks up & eats that whole fish by himself, paired with 4 boiled potatoes & washed down with 2 protein shakes.
Same again everyday of the off season.
He's still young &
getting bigger but still a ways to go to match it with the Thilthorpe's of the league.

A shark a day keeps the H8er’s away.

 

[giantroo]

 

[Skarrz]

wtf is happening here lol - another universe trade period where we actually are a destination club

 

[Scottroo]

“Where can we go and train in second gear?”

 

[King Corey]

wtf is happening here lol - another universe trade period where we actually are a destination club

x2. Wtf

 

[DuckYeah]

wtf is happening here lol - another universe trade period where we actually are a destination club

x2. Wtf

Poaching Harry, obviously

 

[DuckYeah]

“Where can we go and train in second gear?”

Any sight of soccer balls?

 

[kanga kanga kanga]

He was just asking bull how to cook.

 

[speedy]

Can someone down at Arden street please unlock the weights room.

 

[Makeshift Park]

 

[north_lad]

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Yeah why are we helping Hawthorn

 

[giantroo]

Essendon captain Zach Merrett has hit the training track in enemy territory with new Gold Coast recruit Christian Petracca

3

Christian Petracca

Age

30

Ht

187cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.4

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

9.8

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.0

5star

CL

2.5

4star

D

24.4

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.5

3star

T

3.6

4star

CL

3.4

4star

D

19.0

5star

K

7.8

3star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.0

4star

following the star midfielder’s failed trade attempt.

A video posted to North Melbourne’s social media channels shows Merrett, Petracca and North Melbourne sensation Harry Sheezel exchanging handshakes at Arden Street on a wet Monday morning in Melbourne.


Merrett did not get his wish to join Hawthorn last week after Essendon refused to budge on their plans to hold the 30-year-old, with the Bombers rejecting an offer involving three first-round selections.

Several North Melbourne players were completing their own sessions on Monday, including young defender Jackson Archer and veteran Jack Darling

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Jack Darling

Age

33

Ht

191cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.7

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.0

5star

G

1.4

5star

.

 

[King Corey]

Essendon captain Zach Merrett has hit the training track in enemy territory with new Gold Coast recruit Christian Petracca following the star midfielder’s failed trade attempt.

A video posted to North Melbourne’s social media channels shows Merrett, Petracca and North Melbourne sensation Harry Sheezel exchanging handshakes at Arden Street on a wet Monday morning in Melbourne.


Merrett did not get his wish to join Hawthorn last week after Essendon refused to budge on their plans to hold the 30-year-old, with the Bombers rejecting an offer involving three first-round selections.

Several North Melbourne players were completing their own sessions on Monday, including young defender Jackson Archer and veteran Jack Darling.

Imagine that video being posted a week ago..

 

[DunderHead]

Well as training standards go, running round with Petracca and Merrett is probably alright.

 

[Kanga Glory]

Imagine that video being posted a week ago..

tongues would have been wagging

 

[Rooboy1708]

Imagine that video being posted a week ago..

Would have been taking the piss if he rolled up at Hawthorn traininh

 

[roos_fanatic08]

I can understand Trac coming down as he isn’t based at a Melbourne club anymore and has been a bit of a mentor to Sheez…

Merrett though…wow that’s left field.

 

[KangaRooster]

Every day we get closer to Harry, George and Co. legitimising us to the rest of the comp.

Beyond excited to watch what they build our club into

 

[kanga kanga kanga]

Well as training standards go, running round with Petracca and Merrett is probably alright.

Running around with spargoat is better.

 

[pupstar]

Well as training standards go, running round with Petracca and Merrett is probably alright.

Maybe that's what Merrett and Petracca where thinking not bad running around with Harry and co.

 

[King Corey]

Maybe that's what Merrett and Petracca where thinking not bad running around with Harry and co.

Heard Petracca involuntarily collapsed to his knees in awe as CCJ walked past.

Witnesses said it was like when Sarah Connor first saw the terminator again in the corridor in T2.

 

[speedy]

I can understand Trac coming down as he isn’t based at a Melbourne club anymore and has been a bit of a mentor to Sheez…

Merrett though…wow that’s left field.

Best place to get away from the media in Melbourne for a footballer is Arden street.

 

[pupstar]

Heard Petracca involuntarily collapsed to his knees in awe as CCJ walked past.

Witnesses said it was like when Sarah Connor first saw the terminator again in the corridor in T2.

Same source as mine obviously.

 

[winalotroos]

Imagine that video being posted a week ago..

The media dickheads would have gone nuts with made up stories

 

[King Corey]

The media dickheads would have gone nuts with made up stories

To be fair I would've been too busy cranking off about our 2 big fish.

In: Petracca, Merrett
Out: 2027 R1, 2027 R2

Make it happen winalotrooseuge.