Roast 50/50-Rong Rucci Reckoning - The R-Files

[CrowsB4hoes]

Had to laugh Monday week ago on Footy Classified when they were reading the headlines for Tuesday's paper.

They all (Lloyd & Hutchy especially) started giving Rucci shit about his huge scoop in interviewing Peter Caven about playing at Kardinia Park.

He really doesn't get any respect from anyone does he.

Hutchy has been going on about that all week. In beginning to really like Hutchy.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Hutchy has been going on about that all week. In beginning to really like Hutchy.

It is Hutchy's one redeeming feature

 

[flashcrow]

Your link isn't working.

Hmmm, just checked, it works for me. Try copying the link location below and pasting in a new window:
http://www.triplem.com.au/adelaide/...odcast/roo--ditts-for-breakfast-25-july-2016/

 

[Murray2503]

Lets be honest, he is no journalist! Just an inadequate frustrated man who uses the media to cheerlead for his beloved port maggies! Sort of sad really...lol!

 

[Runnin Blue]

Hmmm, just checked, it works for me. Try copying the link location below and pasting in a new window:
http://www.triplem.com.au/adelaide/...odcast/roo--ditts-for-breakfast-25-july-2016/

Still doesn't work for me, takes me to a Triple M "oops the link's not working page". Maybe it's because I'm on mobile?

 

[Harris Pilton]

The dude is the skin between the sack and the crack of a back to front wiper.

For the record, that bit of skin is called the perineum, or peri for short. Peri could be a good nickname for Rucci. Not sure what the medical term for a back to front wiper is.

 

[Damp Squarie]

I thought it was called the 'taint'

 

[Geoffa32]

Thread needs a "Days since Rucci got a genuine scoop" counter.

Would suggest a "Days since Rucci got it wrong " counter but it would be at 1 or 0 each day anyway......

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[SugarShane]

Thread needs a "Days since Rucci got a genuine scoop" counter.

Problem with that is that you'd need to find evidence of him getting an actual scoop to know when to start the counter.

 

[LiquidCrow]

Thread needs a "Days since Rucci got a genuine scoop" counter.

Can have one in his favourite colours.

 

[Kickin Goals]

Can have one in his favourite colours.

The Ice Cream for all South Australians!

 

[MRB37]

Hutchy has been going on about that all week. In beginning to really like Hutchy.

I swear that Hutchy keeps Rucci around just because it gives him the one chance in his life to be the cool kid in the room.

 

[Bacon8]

I thought it was called the 'taint'

Well it aint your balls, and it aint your buthole.

The medical term is correct.

 

[Bacon8]

I think he rolled the dice and lost on this one. Wanted us to look like a toothless tiger. Unlike Trigg who would have jumped for the lube and bent over as soon as the AFL wanted the Monday game, Fagen has integrity and stands up for the club.

FAGAN.

Seriously, 2 A's.

 

[flashcrow]

Still doesn't work for me, takes me to a Triple M "oops the link's not working page". Maybe it's because I'm on mobile?

Go to the Triple M site and use their "Search" for Roo & Ditts For Breakfast 25 July 2016

 

[Swooping Crow]

I reckon 5AA should get Wacko Jacko to fill in on the Sunday Roast with Rooch. Not sure if Rooch would survive those two hours in one piece.

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

Rooch's latest today is a pathetic suck up to Port and hit out towards Ditts for stirring up rumors.

 

[MRB37]

Rooch's latest today is a pathetic suck up to Port and hit out towards Ditts for stirring up rumors.

Hypocritical since he was the one making up the bullshit about Rockliff meeting with Adelaide. Plus Ditts is a Port man, he's got no reason to start peddling fake rumours about them.

 

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Hutchy has been going on about that all week. In beginning to really like Hutchy.

Hutchy was giving Rucci shit about it on Saturday and saying the interview with Caven was real "hard hitting journalism".

He also ribbed Rucci about how he has no inside sources in Adelaide.

 

[BRL121]

FAGAN.

Seriously, 2 A's.

At least he didn't say "Fagin"!

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Faagen

 

[Pugsley]

The man is a

 

[flashcrow]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rucci

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

Let's not forget this little beauty from Feb this year

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...r/news-story/17e22bdb7fadf0e2765a511401ec6f26

And the Adelaide Football Club is on the verge on a major sponsorship deal with Qatar Airways which could underwrite a Crows pre-season training camp in Qatar’s renowned specialist sports centres.



Rucci reads a thread on here and gets his "scoop". Still waiting for that major sponsorship deal Rooch, esp after we resigned Toyota and talked of our preference of having them as sole main sponsor.

 

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Nothing will ever top Rucci asking Neil Craig in a 2005 press conference whether Port Adelaide was the Adelaide Football Club's daddy.