Banner suggestions for final home game?

[AFC AFeederClub]

a picture of a large vanilla slice would be nice, make the player run through it, half of them wouldnt even realise what they were doing

 

[Capital Power]

If I was in Adelaide I'd go to the game with a sack ken sign.
Doesn't the club have to Approve the banner?

Ah, in that case we might need to be more subtle:

Geelong and West Coast
Offer no threat to us

Kangaroos on the other hand
Endeth our season, but will
Never tear us apart

That should pass first muster

 

[chiwigi]

"Any club worth its salt
will clean out its no-hopers
from the doorman, to the
head trainer to the captain."

Perfect!

 

[Long live PAFC]

PAFC: we exist.....

 

[2121]

Just this will do fine.

 

[Port_Girl_92]

We made our captains Jonas and Wines
The fans disagreed along these lines
Ken said it'll work without a doubt
Wake up board - HINKLEY OUT!

 

[Jojay]

PAFC: we exist.....

....... just

 

[PowerLil]

There once was a coach named Ken
Who asked what, who, why and when
When the game plan failed
'The players' he wailed
'Were inconsistent and bailed again.'

 

[Relativity]

 

[gbear]

We suck but if you are a true supporter you will still renew.

 

[tribey]

There once was a coach named Ken
Who asked what, who, why and when
When the game plan failed
'The players' he wailed
'Were inconsistent and bailed again.'

There once was a coach named Hinkley
Whose abilities were so heinous
He spawned a guy named Lucifuge
Who we’re all convinced is Janus

 

[wannabejack]

There once was a coach named Ken.

 

[dirty2]

Bring back port adelaide

 

[Alyx]

Another season wasted,
We sit here with a glower,
For last week was the epitome,
Of 'What Happen Power?'

A real financial wizard,
Is our David Koch,
In one swift move,
He vanished all our dosh.

To our brave co-captains,
Ollie Wines and Tom Jonas.
An extra month of skiing,
Must surely be a bonus.

 

[Dav]

It is possible for no banner to be put up on the ground or is that against comp rules?

Eagles have an inflated eagle head instead of a banner.

 

[LFC2010]

Blank canvas would more powerful than any words on a banner.

 

[OneGreatClub]

We want the why

 

[Greasyrhys]

Plenty of very clever ideas

 

[Alberton Proud]

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I see what you did there

 

[It Just Is]

Our coach Ken and his merry men three
They sold us a problem named Wingard
They were Ken, Koch and KT
So they plucked a lad from the vineyard
And said half a captain you will be!

 

[Portology]

I’d like to see

“Sink these Lyon anchors”

but we haven’t earned it and it would likely backfire spectacularly.


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[ElectricG]

From us at Port Power
$A big thanks to our members$
You won’t have to watch
This s**t in September
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[RussellEbertHandball]

Club saving the members and supporters thousands of dollars for not making finals and 8th spot means lots of travelling in September avoided. Maybe that was the cunning plan all along.

 

[crafty_bernardo]

GO HOME DONNA HINKLEY

 

[Hambo88]

Here's your hat, what's your hurry?