Carlton Crap

[KissStephanie]

Ha hha ha ha ...you watching their NAB match...they are utter crap!.....yes you Bluescum we can all smell what you're cooking and it smells like a a great big pile of SH.......T!!!!!!

I think they got the recipe from here...

[B]Golden Brown Poo Pancakes 
[/B][I]The Dog Poo causes the pancake to change to a golden brown. Fun to make. Just 
remember to collect the poo when it's fresh. 

2    cups flour
2    Tbs granulated sugar
4    tsp baking powder
1    tsp salt
1    tsp cinnamon
1.5  cups milk[B]
1    cup dog poo puree [/B]
4    eggs, separated
1/4  cups melted butter

Sift together dry ingredients. Combine milk, egg yolks, butter and dog poo puree. 
Make sure the poo is at a milky consistency.  Stir into dry ingredients until just 
blended.  Beat egg whites until stiff and fold into batter. Pour onto hot, oiled 
griddle, about 1/3 cup at a time. Cook until tops bubble and turn and cook other 
side. Dog poo can be substituted with cat, goat or bird feces. For a special treat 
add a couple freeze dried terds to the mix.[/I]

 

[loki04]

Yarran would have some of the worst foot skills of any top 10 draftee.

Lewis Jetta for the swans on the other hand looked great and his skills were sublime.

 

[Optimax]

Carlton are shitful

Sydney looked good, big call but carlton essendon out of the 8, hawthorn Sydney and west coast biggest movers up. Like the look of Gary Rohan too

 

[Black Flag]

oh noes, we lost a nab cup game lol...

 

[smiddaz123]

oh noes, we lost a nab cup game lol...

I'd be more worried about how awful Henderson and Yarran looked.

 

[Black Flag]

I'd be more worried about how awful Henderson and Yarran looked.

yazza looked a gun... thanks

henderson has to shake off the brizzy conditioning and he'll be cool

mclean was sadly hampered by injury and will be cool too

we look set to peak around finals time... should be good.

 

[DThomas]

oh noes, we lost a nab cup game lol...

Get used to it bud, those losses will continue into the actual season.

I can't wait to see what happens when they face Geelong!

 

[TradeDraft]

McLean set the tone when he refused to shake Kirk's hand.
"I'm Brocky McLean....I don't shake hands"

What a giant self stuffed arseclown.

By far the thing which most stood out in a reasonably average game was Tim Lane coming to terms with how far the Blues have to go.

Judd is not a forwards arseh*le either. Total waste out of the middle.

He fits well down there.

Lewis Jetta for the Swans was Fantastic

 

[TradeDraft]

How can Walls and Lane continue to commentate on Calton games.

And anyhow, did anyone else laugh when they saw that Walls had banged his head on something, sily old fool.

and Collingwood games as they just give us Crap right trough the Game

 

[Black Flag]

I can't wait to see what happens when they face Geelong!

with such an awesome midfield, i'm predicting a win. our defense looks awesome too. best young rucks in the league. give us a few rounds to work our attack out.

 

[DThomas]

with such an awesome midfield, i'm predicting a win. our defense looks awesome too. best young rucks in the league. give us a few rounds to work our attack out.

Surely you're taking the piss.

 

[Optimax]

Black flag you are drunk, high, lacking sleep, playing a practical joke yeah?

Because you are posting some dodgy shit currently

 

[Black Flag]

Surely you're taking the piss.

Black flag you are drunk, high, lacking sleep, playing a practical joke yeah?

Because you are posting some dodgy shit currently

well, what part do you disagree with?

you might underrate our defense like the rest of the BF community, but the best young rucks and awesome midfield is undeniable.

 

[DThomas]

well, what part do you disagree with?

you might underrate our defense like the rest of the BF community, but the best young rucks and awesome midfield is undeniable.

All of it. You are truly delusional.

 

[hellfire]

with such an awesome midfield, i'm predicting a win. our defense looks awesome too. best young rucks in the league. give us a few rounds to work our attack out.

Oh boy...

 

[morax]

Black flag you are drunk, high, lacking sleep, playing a practical joke yeah?

Because you are posting some dodgy shit currently

This has been going on for a long time.

Henry Rollins is very upset

 

[loki04]

Carlton are shitful

Sydney looked good, big call but carlton essendon out of the 8, hawthorn Sydney and west coast biggest movers up. Like the look of Gary Rohan too

Not a big call, I've been saying it all pre season they both will fall.

Both teams have lost quality players and have deficient wholes in their lists.

Sydney, Port and WC will be the ones fighting it out for 8th imo.

Carlton will be lucky to win more then 6 games in the year.

Essendon will be just under Syd,Port and WC.

 

[Pie eyed]

He fits well down there.

Lewis Jetta for the Swans was Fantastic

Jetta was very good I thought.

 

[leondavis21]

well, what part do you disagree with?

you might underrate our defense like the rest of the BF community, but the best young rucks and awesome midfield is undeniable.

poor thing arnt u......

u have a hack backiline lead by thorton who wouldnt get a game at collingwood.

yes u do have 8 ruckman, who none have ability, kruzer is ok at very best!!

midfield is full of outside players judd, murphy, gibbs (doesnt like it hard), carazzo (spazz), mclean (so funny.....)

players like wiggins (omg how the f uck does he get a game... i suppose its carlton...) are hacks

and the forward line............. still lookin............ummmmm ......... oh brad fisher now isnt he DDDDDEEEEEEEELISOUS.......

really feelin for u champ....

just rebuild again i suppose.... another 10 years of misery comin up!!

 

[unplugged]

Usually I just ignore threads like this but, Black Flag, you have your head way too far up into the clouds my friend.

 

[Black Flag]

poor thing arnt u......

u have a hack backiline lead by thorton who wouldnt get a game at collingwood.

yes u do have 8 ruckman, who none have ability, kruzer is ok at very best!!

midfield is full of outside players judd, murphy, gibbs (doesnt like it hard), carazzo (spazz), mclean (so funny.....)

players like wiggins (omg how the f uck does he get a game... i suppose its carlton...) are hacks

and the forward line............. still lookin............ummmmm ......... oh brad fisher now isnt he DDDDDEEEEEEEELISOUS.......

really feelin for u champ....

just rebuild again i suppose.... another 10 years of misery comin up!!

You missed our second best mid in Simpson. That aside, I'm sure your fellow collingwood compatriots are pretty embarrassed for you right now.

Young gun rucks
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Hammer
Sauce
Warlock
Kreuz

 

[Optimax]

well, what part do you disagree with?

you might underrate our defense like the rest of the BF community, but the best young rucks and awesome midfield is undeniable.

Doctor you are in need of a doctor, somewhere along the way you lost your grip on reality

 

[conodie05]

yazza looked a gun... thanks

henderson has to shake off the brizzy conditioning and he'll be cool

mclean was sadly hampered by injury and will be cool too

we look set to peak around finals time... should be good.

Whats the point of peaking around finals time when you won't be playing finals?

 

[leondavis21]

You missed our second best mid in Simpson. That aside, I'm sure your fellow collingwood compatriots are pretty embarrassed for you right now.

Young gun rucks
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Hammer
Sauce
Warlock
Kreuz

gee simpson... isnt that a household name. he will win a game off his own foot!! w***er!! anyway good luck for a long shit season!!!

 

[HARKER]

sorry have been laughin my ass off at a thread in their forum. go have a look and laugh. ill just give one quote they said....

"I agree with the jealousy though, they see just how good we are going to be and it scares the shit out them"

wtf????

jealous of them cause they have no forwards, no backs, 30 ordinary midfielders and 15 doppy ruckman

im so scared.....

O.K. have a laugh at a team that lost by 2 goals, but all I need to know is what are "doppy ruckman"

Sounds like a WWE wrestler.