An American tourist in Mexico who has accidentally left his watch back at the hotel walks over to a local in the town square sitting next to a bull and asks what the time is.
The local looks at the American, looks at the bull, then gently lifts the bull's testicles in his right palm as if weighing them. After a few seconds he tells the tourist that it's 3 p.m.
The American is absolutely amazed that the Mexican is able tell the time by weighing the bull's testicles and asks him what his secret is.
The Mexican replies "When I lift the bull's cojones señor, I can see the clock on the tower across the square."
The local looks at the American, looks at the bull, then gently lifts the bull's testicles in his right palm as if weighing them. After a few seconds he tells the tourist that it's 3 p.m.
The American is absolutely amazed that the Mexican is able tell the time by weighing the bull's testicles and asks him what his secret is.
The Mexican replies "When I lift the bull's cojones señor, I can see the clock on the tower across the square."