Media HAYmedia presents: SFA Sliding Doors - Round 15

[haydo]

Sliding Doors: round three


Baghdad Bombers
IF: One team is going to suffer from the league wide crackdown on s**t posting
THEN: it's the Bombers. That's a great thing for the league

Coney Island Warriors
IF: the Warriors can win an award in S24
THEN: it's not for bantering. #lolwonders is a thing of the past

Dragons FFC
IF: #rednesday was their only bantering move
THEN: the Dragons season is over

East Side Hawks
IF: there was a feel good story of the SFA
THEN: it's the return to posting by Marklar_33. Great to see him re-energized

Fighting Furies
IF: there's one side silently going about their business
THEN: it's the Furies. 2 wins to start the season is a great result

Geelong Gumbies
IF: one thing we've learnt about a re-build
THEN: it's the wins will come for the Gumbies. They just need to be patient

Gold City Royals
IF: the Royals do make the finals
THEN: we know they have multiple options in front of goal. Blacky one week (7 goals), OES the next (9 goals)

Mount Buller Demons
IF: one game can determine a season
THEN: it's round 3 for the Demons. Playing the rampaging Royals. Lose this and their season is over

Las Vegas Bears
IF: there is one side who is having an almost season
THEN: it's the Bears. Average losing margin is just 9 points

Roys FFC
IF: the Roys are fair dinkum in S24
THEN: they'll beat the Furies at Punt road this weekend

Sin City Swamprats
IF: the Swamprats are 0-2 after the opening rounds
THEN: maybe the loss of experienced players during the off-season is starting to take it's toll

West Coast Wonders
IF: the Wonders want to be a force in the finals this season
THEN: their forward line needs more fire power. 60.5 points per game isn't going to win you a flag


And by popular request

SFA
IF: the league is cracking down on behaviour
THEN: the league might just get a little boring in the match threads. #bringbackthebiff

 

[Marklar_33]

League would be better off, me thinks, without the re-emergence of old hacks

 

[haydo]

League would be better off, me thinks, without the re-emergence of old hacks

This is just un-true. Old hacks is what keeps this league thriving

 

[tgrs]

 

[haydo]

This was fantastic while it lasted

 

[ShaunDuggan]

IF: haydo23 kept this thread going

THEN: One less spammy look at me look at me thread would be on page 1.

 

[Ant Bear]

 

[Trust_in_sps]

wowee cant wait for round 5s sliding doors............

 

[I Dont Care]

 

[miggs]

If: PhenomenalV1 is allowed to leave

Then: its confirmation this league is a joke

 

[I Dont Care]

 

[haydo]

I get a sense of feeling, the people want this back??

 

[PhenomenalV1]

If: PhenomenalV1 is allowed to leave

Then: its confirmation this league is a joke

If: HaroLad keeps PhenomenalV1 at the Bombers against his will

Then: He'll be very unhappy about getting 6 weeks off

 

[sportsmaniac89]

If: The Bombers refuse to trade PhenomenalV1 during the mid-season trade period
Then: The Bombers season could implode due to ill-feeling

If: The Swamprats continue on their losing run
Then: They will continue to be the most easy-going team in the league. No pressure indeed!

 

[sportsmaniac89]

I get a sense of feeling, the people want this back??

I think we need more sliding doors plus this is much better than what Damian Barrett does.

 

[miggs]

If: HaroLad keeps PhenomenalV1 at the Bombers against his will

Then: He'll be very unhappy about getting 6 weeks off

We have a strong LG at the Bombers. If this type of corruption somehow eventuates then the club is in good hands until our spiritual leader returns. We will not roll over and be held ransom by a snot nosed rookie whose opinion of himself is so far up his own ass he's tasting the black and gold fish fingers he ate for dinner 2 days ago. Stay strong Bombers.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

IF: The Swamprats are all turning into superheroes

THEN: God help the people they want to save...

 

[Grav]

If: If the Bombers don't trade PhenomenalV1
Then: The Bombers should be stripped of 4 goals per match until they do.

* Oops! Forgot this was the Bombers.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

IF: The Swamprats are all turning into superheroes

THEN: God help the people they want to save...

We're more than capable of saving people.

The Bombers on the other hand are busy imploding in a round of Boys Club said/You said

 

[I Dont Care]

I get a sense of feeling, the people want this back??

....or we could just fill the thread with door memes and gifs

 

[miggs]

....or we could just fill the thread with door memes and gifs

I'm enjoying them. Do not stop

 

[Grav]

IF: The Swamprats are all turning into superheroes

THEN: God help the people they want to save...

Flashed outside St Hilda's girl school today Now I need saving.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Flashed outside St Hilda's girl school today Now I need saving.

Who by?

 

[Grav]

Who by?

Wonder Woman?

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Wonder Woman?

Now if that's fair dinkum, I think I missed out yet again!

That said, if I had someone like this flash me, I think I'd be set for life