Media Meltin' with Elton - Melt of the Year Award

[NaturalDisaster]

Because I like you.

You don’t like me then????

 

[Yakker]

Why is this not a thing again this season Elton Johns Wig you absolute piss pot? * me dead, you team hop around the league until you find a desperate outfit that will let you become co captain, you oust haydo and then you * off? Your mob have only 2 shithouse wins from 7 rounds and now I have to sit in a match thread all week with you lot stinking the place up!!! I NEED A NEW THREAD TO MEL TIN ELTON!!!!

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Why is this not a thing again this season Elton Johns Wig you absolute piss pot? **** me dead, you team hop around the league until you find a desperate outfite that will let you become co captain, you oust haydo and then you **** off? Your mob have only 2 shithouse wins from 7 rounds and now I have to sit in a match thread all week with you lot stinking the place up!!! I NEED A NEW THREAD TO MEL TIN ELTON!!!!

He said he was doing it but waiting on BRAB to do an interview

Though I have a feeling he just told me that to stop me stealing it..

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Why is this not a thing again this season Elton Johns Wig you absolute piss pot? **** me dead, you team hop around the league until you find a desperate outfit that will let you become co captain, you oust haydo and then you **** off? Your mob have only 2 shithouse wins from 7 rounds and now I have to sit in a match thread all week with you lot stinking the place up!!! I NEED A NEW THREAD TO MEL TIN ELTON!!!!

Sorry mate, sporty has already stitched this award up again.

 

[BRAB]

He said he was doing it but waiting on BRAB to do an interview

Though I have a feeling he just told me that to stop me stealing it..

Thread is coming soon. Interview complete.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Sorry mate, sporty has already stitched this award up again.

Everyone though that when I melted last season... then BRAB came along..

 

[NaturalDisaster]

This award is a joke anyway.. Last season a fake, inauthentic see through melt won over the best genuine melt this league has seen.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Everyone though that when I melted last season... then BRAB came along..

If anybody can top sporty then this award is finished.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Sorry mate, sporty has already stitched this award up again.

Hardly even a melt that!

The fact that The Half Back is still going on about it this week, well, I’d be asking whether it’s obsession or just melting. Given him, I’d say both!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Hardly even a melt that!

The fact that The Half Back is still going on about it this week, well, I’d be asking whether it’s obsession or just melting. Given him, I’d say both!

No need to keep dripping. The trophy is yours.

 

[TJASTA]

Why is this not a thing again this season Elton Johns Wig you absolute piss pot? **** me dead, you team hop around the league until you find a desperate outfit that will let you become co captain, you oust haydo and then you **** off? Your mob have only 2 shithouse wins from 7 rounds and now I have to sit in a match thread all week with you lot stinking the place up!!! I NEED A NEW THREAD TO MEL TIN ELTON!!!!

nice melt

 

[sportsmaniac89]

No need to keep dripping. The trophy is yours.

It wasn’t mine last season or potentially the season before that so if I’ve won the trophy, I’ll win it with pride

 

[The Half Back]

Hardly even a melt that!

The fact that The Half Back is still going on about it this week, well, I’d be asking whether it’s obsession or just melting. Given him, I’d say both!

MELT MELT MELT.
I’ll stop when you apologise to my teammates and I for being a gutless squib.

 

[Yakker]

nice melt

 

[The Filth Wizard]

It wasn’t mine last season or potentially the season before that so if I’ve won the trophy, I’ll win it with pride

Lucky for you it comes with a free Dominos pizza.

 

[TJASTA]

nice melt

 

[sportsmaniac89]

MELT MELT MELT.
I’ll stop when you apologise to my teammates and I for being a gutless squib.

It’s not my problem if you can’t read as far as I’m concerned

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Lucky for you it comes with a free Dominos pizza.

I am a bit short on pizza boxes I must admit so I could really use something for target practice

 

[The Half Back]

It’s not my problem if you can’t read as far as I’m concerned

I can read as far as I’m concerned, it’s a structuly inept sentence, but I can still read it.

Also, please apologise to my team and I thank you.

 

[Noobz0r]

a structuly inept sentence.

Oh Halfy

 

[Yakker]

Oh Halfy

I didn't want to say anything

 

[The Half Back]

Oh Halfy

I didn't want to say anything

I got Americanly autocorrected after midnight, not my fault.

 

[Noobz0r]

I got Americanly autocorrected after midnight, not my fault.

Structuly isn't a word in any language!

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Structuly isn't a word in any language!

Actually it is if you adjust the spelling.

Something can be structurally sound.

His spelling screwed that up but I could understand what he was trying to say.

 

[Noobz0r]

Actually it is if you adjust the spelling.

Something can be structurally sound.

His spelling screwed that up but I could understand what he was trying to say.

I agree, but he was trying to pass it off as American spelling.