Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 of 2017 - the "finals were better last year" Edition

[TedDougChris]

There has to be a cutoff somewhere, Schulz. Apparently there were about 200 players competing for the lower placings. Maybe next year he'll spud it up enough.

Got all the attributes, high draft pick, KPP, leaves original club, plus the bonus multiplyer - now at the Dogs as a forward...

Almost a lock for next year...

 

[sonnywalters]

Firstly a big salute to Moff for a job well done.
I genuinely look fwd to this and genuinely get a great laugh out of it. Besides being comical - Moff has an eye for detail and is unerringly accurate when he takes aim.

On the Schache issue - I think MOF got this one right. JS only turned 20 on 21 August 2017. So I think it is too early for this kid.

BUT

Keen Bottom 50 watchers will be keeping a close eye on him in the next two seasons.... He shows promise...

 

[Sainter3and7]

Thanks very much Mofra
I really enjoy this every year.

 

[HairyO]

So what the * is left to look forward to now?

 

[El Dubya]

So what the **** is left to look forward to now?

Cricket.

 

[HairyO]

Cricket.

I used to love cricket. But now I really couldnt care less.

I mean, I will watch it, but only because noyhing else is on.

 

[Art Corvelay]

So what the **** is left to look forward to now?

Toots, FOTY and AWOTY?

 

[HairyO]

Toots, FOTY and AWOTY?

All rubbish compared to the Bottom 50. The rest of you flogs offer me nothing !

 

[Wosh]

I used to love cricket. But now I really couldnt care less.

I mean, I will watch it, but only because noyhing else is on.

I was like this too, but the current Ashes series has been a blast.

 

[____]

I would’ve thought Schache would’ve been the right combination of relevant, underperforming on field and being a flog off-field to get a bottom 50 spot TBH

Reckon Tommy Bell would have made it if he didn't have a season ending injury early in the piece for letting the Exers down. Was proper spudding it up as well prior. Probably the only player in recent years to get worse after leaving Carlton

 

[spenze]

Really good read Mofra ,best thread on this board

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

These threads used to be good...

Vickery over Mayne and Boyd???

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Didn't Kurt tell Adelaide he wanted to leave because he was homesick, before taking the cash to go somewhere he never lived before.

It's known as "The Mitch Clark Maneuver"

 

[iBeng]

Top stuff Mofra, not sure if Im stoked or concerned no Lions made your list...

 

[LittleG]

Top stuff Mofra, not sure if Im stoked or concerned no Lions made your list...

Who?

 

[iBeng]

Who?

We...we have...s**t players...sort of...

 

[leobarryustar]

Mofra put Brisbane on ignore

 

[iBeng]

Mofra put Brisbane on ignore

He coulda thrown Schache in at least, for shits in giggles.

 

[NorthernLights]

 

[RobbieGray17]

Unlucky: Taylor Walker

 

[A Cut Above]

 

[db swannie]

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I expect him to finish number 1 next season.

 

[30YearsOfPain]

Awesome thread. First time reader. LOLd many times.

Thanks man

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

 

[BLERN]

I expect him to finish number 1 next season.

Now hes at another club than norf he will either be one of the best players in the comp or the worst now. I think we all know which is more likely.

The same goes with sam "i can run lots and only kick it out on the full" gibson being at adelaide. I can smell the potential from here