Banter Part 2 Opposition welcome. Puppy Dog Play Time #486

[Vicky Park]

I hear you guys are looking for goals again. They've gone missing in the last few weeks. Back to the old hard scraping measly scores?

 

[gungho]

I hear you guys are looking for goals again. They've gone missing in the last few weeks. Back to the old hard scraping measly scores?

Is it purely coincidental that the low scoring coincided with 3 games in the wet? Or did that not factor into your research?

 

[Pie eyed]

How many more rounds before Fyfe overtakes Pendlebury as the highest rated AFL player? Should be there well before the end of the season. Nice of Pendles to keep the title warm in the short interval between G Ablett and N Fyfe being the best player in the competition.

How long till the Sun becomes a white dwarf?

 

[nahnah]

How many more rounds before Fyfe overtakes Pendlebury as the highest rated AFL player? Should be there well before the end of the season. Nice of Pendles to keep the title warm in the short interval between G Ablett and N Fyfe being the best player in the competition.

Fyfe is a gun and should win the brownlow unless he gets robbed like Swanny in 2010, but he still needs to perform in a Grand Final.
Pendles had a Premiership medal and a norm smith before he was 23.. Fyfe is turning 24 and hasn't got anything.. Yet

 

[Vicky Park]

Is it purely coincidental that the low scoring coincided with 3 games in the wet? Or did that not factor into your research?

You are correct. I extensively researched that post, before posting, but did not investigate the weather conditions.

(It is a banter thread)

 

[Anzacday]

Is it purely coincidental that the low scoring coincided with 3 games in the wet? Or did that not factor into your research?

You are correct. I extensively researched that post, before posting, but did not investigate the weather conditions.

(It is a banter thread)

Obviously struck a nerve though

 

[noideaatall]

Don't go to dentists.


Then who is this traitor to the cause?

So you have no teeth and you're all liars. Quite the supporter base.

They your dentists mate? I wouldn't go to 'em.. Look like a bunch of Freeo kids trying on some culture.

 

[Mockcockpit]

Episode 13- The One Where Dane Goes To Perth on the Big Plane

Bucks and Balmy pull up in the Magpie Statesman, both clearly tense.
Bucks- "Listen Neil you've got to break your cherry some time."
Balmy- "Yeah I know but despite being the pre-eminent tough man of my day this gives me the fear"
Bucks- "He's alright once he's on board."
From inside they can hear Swanny singing, "You put your right foot in, you put your right out, you put your right foot in"......
Bucks- "Come on". They walk up to the door, Swanny is still singing, "You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in."
Balmy- (laughs nervously) "Once more unto breach".
Bucks- (blinks a number of times). Inside Swanny's shrill alto soprano is still coming through the security grills, "And that's how you bash some cu........" Doorbell rings. Swanny opens the door, starkers except for a black and white crocheted thong.
Swanny- "What are youse guys doin' here?"
Bucks- "We're playing on Thursday this week mate"
Swanny- But I fought we was off this week cos the last fing youse said to me was bye, bye Swanny."
Balmy- "Sorry mate just a misunderstanding"
Swanny- "Anyway today's Tuesdee innit, wot we goin' so early for? Only takes 10 minutes in the Maloo." Runs off into the lounge-room making engine noises.
Balmy- "Dane we're playing in Perth this week"
Swanny- (blinks hard a number of times)
Balmy- "Western Australia?"
Swanny- (blinks even harder),
Balmy- "Out of Melbourne mate"
Swanny- "Maloo?"
Balmy- "You have to leave the Maloo at home mate, we're going by plane"
Swanny- "Nofarkenway campaigners, where's the shotty". Slams the door, a high pitched keening splitting the dawn.
Bucks- "I'll get the traquilizer darts"

TBC

 

[gungho]

You are correct. I extensively researched that post, before posting, but did not investigate the weather conditions.

(It is a banter thread)

Thought my response was banter. I could have said we didn't score much because it was raining you bloody imbecile.

 

[Anzacday]

Thought my response was banter. I could have said we didn't score much because it was raining you bloody imbecile.

Good choice to go with what you did then, (I failed to detect humour too).

 

[Good_Old]

Episode 13- The One Where Dane Goes To Perth on the Big Plane

Bucks and Balmy pull up in the Magpie Statesman, both clearly tense.
Bucks- "Listen Neil you've got to break your cherry some time."
Balmy- "Yeah I know but despite being the pre-eminent tough man of my day this gives me the fear"
Bucks- "He's alright once he's on board."
From inside they can hear Swanny singing, "You put your right foot in, you put your right out, you put your right foot in"......
Bucks- "Come on". They walk up to the door, Swanny is still singing, "You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in."
Balmy- (laughs nervously) "Once more unto breach".
Bucks- (blinks a number of times). Inside Swanny's shrill alto soprano is still coming through the security grills, "And that's how you bash some cu........" Doorbell rings. Swanny opens the door, starkers except for a black and white crocheted thong.
Swanny- "What are youse guys doin' here?"
Bucks- "We're playing on Thursday this week mate"
Swanny- But I fought we was off this week cos the last fing youse said to me was bye, bye Swanny."
Balmy- "Sorry mate just a misunderstanding"
Swanny- "Anyway today's Tuesdee innit, wot we goin' so early for? Only takes 10 minutes in the Maloo." Runs off into the lounge-room making engine noises.
Balmy- "Dane we're playing in Perth this week"
Swanny- (blinks hard a number of times)
Balmy- "Western Australia?"
Swanny- (blinks even harder),
Balmy- "Out of Melbourne mate"
Swanny- "Maloo?"
Balmy- "You have to leave the Maloo at home mate, we're going by plane"
Swanny- "Nofarkenway campaigners, where's the shotty". Slams the door, a high pitched keening splitting the dawn.
Bucks- "I'll get the traquilizer darts"

TBC

TL;DR

 

[Mockcockpit]

TL;DR

Should I add some pictures?

 

[Vicky Park]

Thought my response was banter. I could have said we didn't score much because it was raining you bloody imbecile.

Nice

 

[Tonga Bob]

How long till the Sun becomes a white dwarf?

I think Ablett's going to play this week but I don't see the relevance to Freo & Collingwood...

 

[gungho]

Good choice to go with what you did then, (I failed to detect humour too).

Fair enough. Will go for the funny next time.

 

[youmewe]

Talk about a banter thread - the AFL is running a Milne v Daicos poll!

Daicos is leading 73% - 27%.

WTF! It should be 98% - 2% in favour of the Macedonian Marvel.

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-06-23/versus-stephen-milne-v-peter-daicos

 

[Good_Old]

Should I add some pictures?

Yes.

 

[Vicky Park]

Talk about a banter thread - the AFL is running a Milne v Daicos poll!

Daicos is leading 73% - 27%.

WTF! It should be 98% - 2% in favour of the Macedonian Marvel.

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-06-23/versus-stephen-milne-v-peter-daicos

Are they kidding? Who would pair those two in a poll? I am outraged. Must be someone who never actually saw Dakes play. Numbskull.

 

[FireKrakouer]

Not even particularly excited for this game as it's a given Collingwood victory when you look at the form of both teams. Already looking forward to our real test against Hawthorn next week

 

[gungho]

Not even particularly excited for this game as it's a given Collingwood victory when you look at the form of both teams. Already looking forward to our real test against Hawthorn next week

funniest comment of the thread so far.

 

[Pie eyed]

Is it purely coincidental that the low scoring coincided with 3 games in the wet? Or did that not factor into your research?

It is not even remotely coincidental that it coincided with a lack of goals being kicked though....

 

[Pie eyed]

Talk about a banter thread - the AFL is running a Milne v Daicos poll!

Daicos is leading 73% - 27%.

WTF! It should be 98% - 2% in favour of the Macedonian Marvel.

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-06-23/versus-stephen-milne-v-peter-daicos

Do they still have school holiday kids working at the AFL?

 

[Madagascar]

Should I add some pictures?

No, just no.

(flog)

 

[jmac70]

Episode 13- The One Where Dane Goes To Perth on the Big Plane

Bucks and Balmy pull up in the Magpie Statesman, both clearly tense.
Bucks- "Listen Neil you've got to break your cherry some time."
Balmy- "Yeah I know but despite being the pre-eminent tough man of my day this gives me the fear"
Bucks- "He's alright once he's on board."
From inside they can hear Swanny singing, "You put your right foot in, you put your right out, you put your right foot in"......
Bucks- "Come on". They walk up to the door, Swanny is still singing, "You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in."
Balmy- (laughs nervously) "Once more unto breach".
Bucks- (blinks a number of times). Inside Swanny's shrill alto soprano is still coming through the security grills, "And that's how you bash some cu........" Doorbell rings. Swanny opens the door, starkers except for a black and white crocheted thong.
Swanny- "What are youse guys doin' here?"
Bucks- "We're playing on Thursday this week mate"
Swanny- But I fought we was off this week cos the last fing youse said to me was bye, bye Swanny."
Balmy- "Sorry mate just a misunderstanding"
Swanny- "Anyway today's Tuesdee innit, wot we goin' so early for? Only takes 10 minutes in the Maloo." Runs off into the lounge-room making engine noises.
Balmy- "Dane we're playing in Perth this week"
Swanny- (blinks hard a number of times)
Balmy- "Western Australia?"
Swanny- (blinks even harder),
Balmy- "Out of Melbourne mate"
Swanny- "Maloo?"
Balmy- "You have to leave the Maloo at home mate, we're going by plane"
Swanny- "Nofarkenway campaigners, where's the shotty". Slams the door, a high pitched keening splitting the dawn.
Bucks- "I'll get the traquilizer darts"

TBC

Looking forward to return trip home...

 

[gungho]

It is not even remotely coincidental that it coincided with a lack of goals being kicked though....

So you think there is no coincidence that 3 games that were played in the rain also happened to be low scoring? I'm hoping you don't hold down a government position in the treasury.