Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 22

[Steve Dore]

Hinkley could survive nuclear fallout.

Cockroaches are immune

I've posted before that after the apocalypse Hinkley will have to bet against himself on the cockroach races.

 

[Grave Danger]

Tommy could have kicked a goal and picked up an AB on O'Connell Street

When my brother went to Adelaide Uni he lived at St Mark's and although probably not in O'Connell St, he told of a burger place they used to frequent (maybe what's now the Cathedral Snack Bar) that they referred to as "Madame P's". Like the AB, the P stood for something that you couldn't say in polite company. And it was actually shortened from PF.

 

[Andre]

Hinkley is going to be the only coach all year not to get ruled out via Health and safety protocols.

No doubt we’d get Bassett anyway. Club wouldn’t risk Monty having a go and fans potentially seeing something resembling a gameplan.

 

[VineValerian]

He's not Human

Superhuman.
Remember 11-4.

 

[crafty_bernardo]

Hinkley is going to be the only coach all year not to get ruled out via Health and safety protocols.

 

[tribey]

Hinkley is going to be the only coach all year not to get ruled out via Health and safety protocols.

I’m mentally-preparing for the near future where aspartame is confirmed to have the very effect on COVID claimed by Ivermectin-proponents, and Rooch claims Hinkley’s resultant Nobel Prize as a win equivalent to Voss’ appointment at Carlton, or any premiership, amidst his 3-year extension to secure stability in our time.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[sobrave]

When my brother went to Adelaide Uni he lived at St Mark's and although probably not in O'Connell St, he told of a burger place they used to frequent (maybe what's now the Cathedral Snack Bar) that they referred to as "Madame P's". Like the AB, the P stood for something that you couldn't say in polite company. And it was actually shortened from PF.

Madame pussyfart?

 

[Alyx]

Hinkley is going to be the only coach all year not to get ruled out via Health and safety protocols.

It will be a tragic day for COVID when it catches Ken Hinkley.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

LOL, how many more years are Crouch, Sloane, Laird and Keays signed up for?

All midfield plodders with poor disposal.

 

[Grave Danger]

LOL, how many more years are Crouch, Sloane, Laird and Keays signed up for?

All midfield plodders with poor disposal.

Keays is their brightest prospect - he's Captain this week!

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Keays is their brightest prospect - he's Captain this week!

So were Sloane, Crouch and Laird

Give him time.

 

[Grave Danger]

Madame pussyfart?

Close - I don't think the term 'camel toe' was in vogue back then.

 

[glitch01]

Keays is their brightest prospect - he's Captain this week!

Probably an unpopular opinion but I don't mind Keays.
Never going to have elite disposal but clearly has worked on it and improved markedly.
To go through being unable to get a game at AFL, being rookie listed, improve and get consistent game time and eventually being an AFL captain is no small achievement (even if it's in acting role for the neighbours!!)

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Probably an unpopular opinion but I don't mind Keays.
Never going to have elite disposal but clearly has worked on it and improved markedly.
To go through being unable to get a game at AFL, being rookie listed, improve and get consistent game time and eventually being an AFL captain is no small achievement (even if it's in acting role for the neighbours!!)

TBH Keays would be fine as a 3rd or 4th mid if he wasn't paired with Sloane, Crouch and Laird.

Having 4 of them signed on long term though...

 

[backtozero]

Keays is decent but it's negated by the fact he looks like a complete bellend with that haircut.

 

[sobrave]

It will be a tragic day for COVID when it catches Ken Hinkley.

epidemiologists are warning people to beware of the new KH13 variant, describing it as a degenerative illness that's almost impossible to get rid of

 

[sobrave]

So were Sloane, Crouch and Laird

Give him time.

laird is still a pretty good player. crouch is an absolute crab and has been dropped for this week, he's a stat pig a bit like old rockliff was without the tackling and possibly even slower.

sloane was a bloody good player unfortunately he's hit the wall early and they signed him to a stupid long contract when he's been close to a liability for a couple of years already.

keays is still mostly a hack kick but busts his gut every game and seems to be getting better.

 

[Jonts]

I wonder how much you can read into Knights getting the 1 week gig over Schofield

 

[EskimoPAFC]

I wonder how much you can read into Knights getting the 1 week gig over Schofield

If I was to wildly speculate I'd say Schofield expected to be next in line for the top job and now that the Weagles are chasing Clarko he might not be feeling too great about it all.

Total wild speculation I've made up in my head by stacking unconfirmed rumour on top of unconfirmed rumour, of course.

 

[edgie]

Under this season's rules there would be an extra 50m penalty for dissent because he had his hands up.

Knowing our luck it would be called a point because Rockliff had to keep running with the footy over the goal line.

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[edgie]

epidemiologists are warning people to beware of the new KH13 variant, describing it as a degenerative illness that's almost impossible to get rid of

Fortunately the financial assistance packages for the infected are very generous.

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[sobrave]

Fortunately the financial assistance packages for the infected are very generous.

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A recent Joe Rogan podcast has suggested that a steady stream sugar free soft drinks seems to nullify the worst of the symptoms

 

[sobrave]

I wonder how much you can read into Knights getting the 1 week gig over Schofield

a 15 goal flogging probably doesnt look great on his CV, whereas for knights it doesn't matter.

you could revive norm smith and jock mchale to coach with phil jackson and sir alex ferguson consulting and the weagles would still get destroyed this week.