- Jun 10, 2014
- 14,092
- 35,989
- AFL Club
- Collingwood
PIES
F Nicky D Miho Joshy D
HF Jamie DarceC Rambeau
C JNoble of the House of Orange Tay IQ
HB Crispy Murph Pendles
B Bruz DarceM Howey
Foll OurMase Remy'sprotector Steele
I/C AJ Lipinski Ginni WHE
Pussies
B Tuohy De Koning Bews
HB Duncan Henry Stewart
C Smith Selwood Holmes
HF Close Cameron Miers
F Stengle Hawkins Rohan
Foll Stanley Blicavs Dangerfield
IC Atkins Guthrie Guthrie Kolodjashnij
Don't know why I bothered writing the above. If you have come to this thread seeking information on the line-ups or anything else, then you are a dickhead.
You might be wondering, "Why is this f-wit doing the Game Day Thread? Where is everyone's favorite Game Day poster, the one who doesn't want to upset anyone and writes nice things just so he can get more likes?"
Well, let me tell you. WalterBlaknWhte is on holiday in Bali and has asked me to step in to fill his Frankston moccasins. Given Walt is a teetotalling vegetarian(true), the only thing he should be taking a holiday from is himself. Whilst this is the game day thread, I am observing the now time-honored tradition of The Premature Preview. Walt says to do it this way to make sure you get in first, just like when you make love.
Onto the preview. Firstly, f-k Geelong. Growing up, there were two types of Cat supporter.
The first was the landed gentry Western Districts fool who went to Grammar, is an MCC member, attends the footy in moleskins and RMs. A truly odious individual whose one claim to fame was a forebear who had the rat cunning to be first off a boat, onto a horse and headed West to stake a claim. They know very little about football and less about farming.
The second, more popular version is your more typical Geelong inhabitant. A ne'er do well who ended up in Sleepy Hollow because they couldn't cut it in the big smoke. Now out of work because the Ford factory shut. Lucky that social security goes a long way in Norlane.
There is now a third. The one who says they like Geelong because of the "surfcoast lifestyle". Truth is they live in a housing development nowhere near the beach and the only surfing they do is internet-based.
Regardless of the type, they will be very worried about this weekend. Deep down all Cats supporters are still those neurotic pre-2007 battlers who expect to lose anything important.
Their players are mentally and physically weak. And so very old. Dangerfield's calves and Cameron's hammies are no bueno. Expect one of them to go down early. Probably Danger as that self-obsessed clown is so petrified of finishing his career without a flag that he simply over-exerts in the big games, and produces nothing. Remember his 12 disposal gem in the 2020 GF? Of course you don't. No one does.
Us on the other hand? Can't see us losing.
Special mention to Brody Mihocek
for racking up his 100th. That he is doing this in his fifth season is a tribute to him. What a gun. Think it might be time for him to kick his first bag of 5 or more. Has kicked 4 on 12 separate occasions.
Expecting big things from Jordy and Tay will give us that bit of extra grunt through the middle.
I could go on, but am getting bored. Guessing you are too.
Pies by 23. Can't wait for the Prelim.
F Nicky D Miho Joshy D
HF Jamie DarceC Rambeau
C JNoble of the House of Orange Tay IQ
HB Crispy Murph Pendles
B Bruz DarceM Howey
Foll OurMase Remy'sprotector Steele
I/C AJ Lipinski Ginni WHE
Pussies
B Tuohy De Koning Bews
HB Duncan Henry Stewart
C Smith Selwood Holmes
HF Close Cameron Miers
F Stengle Hawkins Rohan
Foll Stanley Blicavs Dangerfield
IC Atkins Guthrie Guthrie Kolodjashnij
Don't know why I bothered writing the above. If you have come to this thread seeking information on the line-ups or anything else, then you are a dickhead.
You might be wondering, "Why is this f-wit doing the Game Day Thread? Where is everyone's favorite Game Day poster, the one who doesn't want to upset anyone and writes nice things just so he can get more likes?"
Well, let me tell you. WalterBlaknWhte is on holiday in Bali and has asked me to step in to fill his Frankston moccasins. Given Walt is a teetotalling vegetarian(true), the only thing he should be taking a holiday from is himself. Whilst this is the game day thread, I am observing the now time-honored tradition of The Premature Preview. Walt says to do it this way to make sure you get in first, just like when you make love.
Onto the preview. Firstly, f-k Geelong. Growing up, there were two types of Cat supporter.
The first was the landed gentry Western Districts fool who went to Grammar, is an MCC member, attends the footy in moleskins and RMs. A truly odious individual whose one claim to fame was a forebear who had the rat cunning to be first off a boat, onto a horse and headed West to stake a claim. They know very little about football and less about farming.
The second, more popular version is your more typical Geelong inhabitant. A ne'er do well who ended up in Sleepy Hollow because they couldn't cut it in the big smoke. Now out of work because the Ford factory shut. Lucky that social security goes a long way in Norlane.
There is now a third. The one who says they like Geelong because of the "surfcoast lifestyle". Truth is they live in a housing development nowhere near the beach and the only surfing they do is internet-based.
Regardless of the type, they will be very worried about this weekend. Deep down all Cats supporters are still those neurotic pre-2007 battlers who expect to lose anything important.
Their players are mentally and physically weak. And so very old. Dangerfield's calves and Cameron's hammies are no bueno. Expect one of them to go down early. Probably Danger as that self-obsessed clown is so petrified of finishing his career without a flag that he simply over-exerts in the big games, and produces nothing. Remember his 12 disposal gem in the 2020 GF? Of course you don't. No one does.
Us on the other hand? Can't see us losing.
Special mention to Brody Mihocek
PLAYERCARDSTART
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Brody Mihocek
- Age
- 31
- Ht
- 192cm
- Wt
- 99kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 11.9
- 3star
- K
- 8.2
- 3star
- HB
- 3.7
- 3star
- M
- 5.3
- 5star
- T
- 2.0
- 4star
- G
- 1.6
- 5star
- D
- 8.4
- 2star
- K
- 6.3
- 3star
- HB
- 2.1
- 2star
- M
- 4.3
- 4star
- T
- 1.9
- 3star
- G
- 1.7
- 5star
- D
- 10.2
- 3star
- K
- 6.4
- 3star
- HB
- 3.8
- 3star
- M
- 4.6
- 5star
- T
- 1.8
- 4star
- G
- 1.6
- 5star
PLAYERCARDEND
Expecting big things from Jordy and Tay will give us that bit of extra grunt through the middle.
I could go on, but am getting bored. Guessing you are too.
Pies by 23. Can't wait for the Prelim.
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