Banter Round 6: Richmond vs A boring team from a boring town (the 5-0 battle)

[Nostradumbass]

Just came across this footage from local Adelaide television last night previewing this weekend's game. Poor old Mal Brown, representing Richmond, get's pounced on by KG and his trendy (for Adelaide) track suit wearing mates. Very poor hosts.



Haere Ra

 

[Nostradumbass]

My record 1 win 8 losses average margin 60pts.

Stay at home.

 

[Truetiger]

Stay at home.

Lol to late already paid for. Results will turn one of these days hopefully Sunday.

 

[GreyCrow]

Nobody puts Dusty in the barrel.

A Dirty Dancing reference in a banter thread. Well played

 

[_RT_]

Adelaide is the worst, I got kicked out of the Casino for swearing

the bloke hit on 17, which led to the dealer getting blackjack any sane person would have told him to get ****** as well

He was South Australian no doubt, thought the aim was to get 21 cards

 

[Wacky Tiger]

I'm unbeaten at Football park. Winless at Adelaide Oval.

Im 1-1 at Adelaide Oval. Wont be able to make it sunday though

 

[KiwiTiger]

He was South Australian no doubt, thought the aim was to get 21 cards

Adelaide Casino is owned by kiwis, so doubly whammy.



Haere Ra

 

[WAG]

Im 1-1 at Adelaide Oval. Wont be able to make it sunday though

Had the beers on ice and everything!

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Had the beers on ice and everything!

Red Tins i bet, yeah def not coming

 

[WAG]

Red Tins i bet, yeah def not coming

Vale IPA. So you had the colour right.


One day Wacky. You and me. On the hill!

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Vale IPA. So you had the colour right.


One day Wacky. You and me. On the hill!

It's a date

 

[GreyCrow]

It's a date

Bring your garden hose

 

[pebblestone]

all jokes aside though, the last / only time i was in rundle mall there was a guy with a food station set up who was doing thin potato slices on skewers with heaps of different salts / spices. absolute winner.

I'm currently looking into getting into that game. Means you can hold your beer in one hand and your 'chips' (potato spiral) in the other, and still eat your 'chips'

 

[Michaels]

I'm currently looking into getting into that game. Means you can hold your beer in one hand and your 'chips' (potato spiral) in the other, and still eat your 'chips'

They are brilliant.

I dont want to be responsible for pushing you into it, but do it! Ha ha.

I havent seen anything similar in Melbourne. Set a van up outside the G !

 

[pebblestone]

They are brilliant.

I dont want to be responsible for pushing you into it, but do it! Ha ha.

I havent seen anything similar in Melbourne. Set a van up outside the G !

Thinking Kardinia Park. Easier to get access and we've got a decent contact there.

 

[Michaels]

Thinking Kardinia Park. Easier to get access and we've got a decent contact there.

Even vfl games / local footy couod draw some interest as well.

It would be interesting to see how this would go in a small shopping centre.

 

[docko911]

Thread title is incorrect... this is round 1, we just finished the Wizard Cup...

Oh and I was just wondering if Adelaide would be interested in a 2 for 1 deal this year; your first round pick for Lennon and Elton It's a better deal than Tambling and Goose Graham I think.

 

[mattt]

Elizabeth, SA. God's country.

 

[pandaman]

Let's get one thing clear. The pea/pie floater was invented in Brisbane, not Adelaide.

THANK YOU from sunny Brisbane. Sincerely, thank you.

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[Tiger Toffee]

Adelaide really is crapelaide, haven't been to that shithole for over a decade, is the Black Rose still on Hindley St.

 

[SplintWhisky]

finally decent banter

 

[Nostradumbass]

Adelaide really is crapelaide, haven't been to that shithole for over a decade, is the Black Rose still on Hindley St.

Is that where you picked up a woman and she gave you crabs?

 

[GreyCrow]

Is that where you picked up a woman and she gave you crabs?

Not in the last decade. Is a gay bar now/was

 

[Boob_Radley]

When I was a kid I had a mate from Adelaide and we used to call him Janome because he had a pin dick and tried to * everything really fast like a sewing machine and one time I went over to his house and I walked in on him ******* a crow in the ear hole, going absolutely berserk with a really firm grip on the bird and he was yelling out faaark and the crow was going faaark. That's what they all get up to over there.

 

[GreyCrow]

When I was a kid I had a mate from Adelaide and we used to call him Janome because he had a pin dick and tried to **** everything really fast like a sewing machine and one time I went over to his house and I walked in on him ******* a crow in the ear hole, going absolutely berserk with a really firm grip on the bird and he was yelling out faaark and the crow was going faaark. That's what they all get up to over there.

Hey , I knew I would find you again Boo. They call you Boo because everytime someone tapped you on the shoulder you shat yourself. Ironic because you had yellow jocks on, surprised you weren't a Hawks fan