Official Team Thread Roys FFC Season 32 Community Rooms - Broken Medal Count tonight ! 🍾

[TedDougChris]

ROYS F.F.C

Roys FFC
The Gorillas
Home Ground: The BJO
Founded: S03
Premiers (2): S04 & S25
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists (2): Broken (S05) & fitzroybowiedog (S25)


SEASON 32 OFFICIAL SQUAD LISTING:

3/7. _Mike_
3. Runk
4. JackNah_8
7. Barrels
08. TedDougChris (C)
9. Roylion
11. A Bit High
12. Freo_4eva
14. Lore (R)
16. RU_
20. windyhill
22. Mobbs (LG)
26. Allikat
30. Mooch (LG)
32. hotchilli (R)
33. Wosh (LG)
34. Supersuns
35. fitzroybowiedog (VC)
36. Dingster (LG)
37. Zevon
41. FitzroyRamone
44. royboy2
46. Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever (R)
50. Aristotle Pickett
72. Beandip
85. Chezzalenko Reborn

Squad Size: 26

Changes:

In: hotchilli (Rookie), Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever (Rookie), Lore (Rookie), Barrels (Returning), Chezzalenko Reborn (Returning)
Out: GCB85 (Retired), cats2rise (Demons), I bleed Blue (delisted), WaywardSonSon (delisted), Wedgetailed Westerner (delisted)

Life Members:


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[TedDougChris]

Season 31 Summary:

Played: 17
Won: 7
Lost: 9
Draw: 1

Finished: 8th - eliminated in Elimination Final

Club Awards:



Broken Medal: Supersuns
Yippyio Medal: fitzroybowiedog
Itsmyshow Award: Supersuns
royboy2 Award: Dingster
PTizzle Award: Aristotle Pickett
Flea29 Award: royboy2

All SFA Nominations:



We'd also like to congratulate Supersuns for making the Season 31 All SFA Team !!



Season 31 Posting Statistics:

 

[TedDougChris]

Season 32 Fixture:

(now with actual fixture)

 

[TedDougChris]

Club History

From the book of Mobbs (written a few years ago)

The Roys were formed from a social qootyball team known as the Rabbledom Of Imbibers or the R.O.I. - an anti-temperance society centred around the inner western suburbs of Sweet Municipality. In the lead-up to the formation of the new Sweet FA premier competition in town, a name change saw the Roys FFC formed, under the tutelage of veteran Gorilla Roylion . After a fair start to proceedings in Season 03, we tasted success in Season 04 with our first premiership.

Following this initial success, a long drought ensued. Like our namesake, we were even lost from the league for a couple of seasons (S09 and S10) before returning in a blaze of mediocrity in Season 11. While we couldn't put points on the board, the Roys did make waves through a majestically strong activity presence around the community. Since this return, the mighty Gorilla has been synonymous with top-shelf banter and prize-winning content.

A year ago (2 years in local time) in Season 25 the premiership cup finally came home to the Brunswick Junction Oval, under the supervision of the lovable and long-suffering enduring captain fitzroybowiedog ! This pushed us into the Top 4, the only teams with multiple flags, and closed out the era of this being noteworthy as only terrible teams have since entered this realm thereafter.

Our last two seasons have been ... well as a promotional piece it may be better if we don't speak of the last two seasons. Yet despite the low results, the Roys have continued to be a leading performer in activity, including a #1 ranking in the Activity Assessment in S27 as conducted by the league's current Administrator.

This season, the league's 28th, will be our season ... just as almost all the previous ones were going to be but ended up not being. We have a fresh list (lies), an optimistic outlook (more lies) and are an unbelievably good-looking bunch of players (truth, actually). Who could resist us? Maybe some magnets and stuff. BUT APART FROM THAT?

Over the seasons many big names have come through the Roys team. The game's founder Mobbs was an inaugural player, as was one of the greatest celebrities of the competition: Broken . The Sweet FA's most adored cranky moderator Fred was synonymous with the Roys, until it was time for him to exit both worlds, both fantasy and real. Early leader Yippyio kicked over 100 goals one season, and the irrepressible Reardo was an early EKA medal winner, followed soon after by pantskyle who has gone on to have a major impact around various clubs, and then by Willo_ who sadly has retired until we can wear him down. fitzroybowiedog continues to flounder under a barrage of underwear whenever he appears on stage. Freakie and Mooch are league level award winners, as was Blondie162 in the very early days. Itsmyshow who has a broad presence around the competition to this day, played a strong hand in the Gorillas' resurgence in Season 11.

More Information here....




The Roys FFC have had two successful premiership sides, who are shown below:





With our all time Heritage side, named to celebrate 30 seasons of the Sweet FA, is shown below:

 

[TedDougChris]

Jumpers designed by Broken

 

[TedDougChris]

Home Ground of the Mighty Roys - The Brunswick Junction Oval (BJO)

 

[TedDougChris]

Season 32 Introduction:

Hello to all my fellow Roys,

Welcome to S32 !! I know, I know - the old one felt like it just finished yesterday, but honestly, the new one is actually starting soon. In fact, it's already sort of started (depending on your point of view). Lots of fun things hopefully happen this year and please welcome our two new recruits - hotchilli and Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever !! We are really looking forward to playing Qooty with you and learning about and from you !!

As always, our goal here is to have fun and make sure everyone else has fun. We're not personal, we don't attack others - we don't discriminate on race, gender, sexuality or any other grounds. We want to make this a fun place for everyone.

Hopefully everyone is ok - but feel free to reach out to me via PM if you are going through a rough time !!

Even more optimistically, hopefully we have a good season from the Sim and perhaps, just perhaps - I might even kick a goal.....

Take care, talk soon,
TDC

 

[TedDougChris]

Barrels Award:

The Barrels Award is awarded to the Best Opposition Poster each week, provided I remember to mention it and you all remember to vote in it...
Then I remember to award it to someone....

The odds on these three things happening ???



When this does actually occur, the winner is presented with this....



Season 32 Winners:

Round 1: jackster83
Round 2: GWS Goose
Round 3: Brenton Davy

 

[TedDougChris]

Reserved for Games Tally

 

[TedDougChris]

The Baggy Rilla



Every Roy player will be retrospectively given a Baggy 'rilla which will have their own unique number representing where their debut featured in the annals of Roys players past and present.

In the case where players debuted in the same game alphabetical order is given preference.

The Full Honours List
1- accubass
2- Broken
3- cjwalkley
4- Fat Pizza
5- FattyLumpkin
6- FitzroyRamone
7- gregtri
8- Kooka
9- @Mobbenfuhrer (Mobbs)
10- MSB ROYS
11- Paul D
12- Phil Doyle
13- Rabs
14- Roylion
15- sbagman
16- Shaz
17- shiva25
18- Slax
19- Stocka
20- Yippyio
21- adey115
22- blackers
23- fitzmantle
24- Mr Ripper
25- wayde_pete
26- blondie162
27- NoelMugavin
28- timthetoolman
29- Bobby Beecroft
30- OldLion
31- Special Bru
32- flea29
33- Fred
34- Grimreepah
35- Hollypig
36- killer
37- the big wa
38- coachholly
39- don vito of
40- Horace
41- junction oval
42- lioness
43- maroon and blue
44- scott522
45- sdmlions12
46- caveman
47- JakethePeg
48- lion29
49- MasterOfRoc / Made4September
50- Carn the Roys!
51- dannitori
52- Itsmyshow
53- Reardo
54- Roy Fitzlion
55- @Spazzallo
56- The Lions
57- Wonaeamirri33
58- royboy2
59- 3KZ is Football
60- Lionsman
61- Maroon Goon
62- sblack
63- secular bicep
64- bigbunyip14
65- Freakie
66- Kellymagic
67- PTizzle
68- tassielions
69- Cheetah
70- Dicky Fitzwell
71- Ed_Gein
72- pantskyle / MR Poopybutthole
73- Sasquatch
74- icefreak
75- royboy 29
76- fitzroybulldog / fitzroybowiedog
77- Silent Alarm
78- DREAM TEAM BUFF
79- Bosk
80- Cannon82
81- CM Sean
82- thecatwrangler
83- wmoore / Mooch
84- Grin
85- SuburbanMe
86- CM86
87- @northmelbournefc
88- Volta / Klim
89- TheBrownDog
90 - Chezzalenko Reborn
91 - Flat Chat
92 - brettman135
93 - Rendered Unsafe / RU_
94 - Loonerty
95 - freetoeknee
96 - Mighty P
97 - Rumballs
98 - Spitta2Azza
99 - Azarole
100 - Allikat
101 - Freofalcon
102 - @MEB_
103 - KingLonie
104 - A Bit High
105 - Willo_
106 - MannumPower
107 - Sozabarus
108 - Papa Juggs
109 - ChookNorris
110 - nahnah
111 - CALL ME SNAKE
112 - Barrels
113 - Stoods
114 - Matt_352
115 - mike123
116 - Wise Guy Sam
117 - xenxen
118 - I Dont Care
119 - Runk
120 - _Mike_
121 - TedDougChris
122 - Thommo333
123 - JackNah_8
124 - el Tel
125 - Beandip
126 - fumbler
127 - GCB85
128 - George
129 - StickyMick
130 - Mego Red
131 - PurpleGreenRed
132 - windyhill
133 - BLUEALLTHRU
134 - Dingster
135 - RobR
136 - Supersuns
137 - I bleed Blue
138 - Aristotle Pickett
139 - cats2rise
140 - Freo_4eva
141 - WaywardSonSon
142 - Wosh
143 - Zevon
144 - Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever
145 - hotchilli
146 - Lore

This list will be updated as players debut across the season (provided I remember to do this.....)​

 

[TedDougChris]

Reserved for Things I've Forgotten

 

[TedDougChris]

Other (just in case)

 

[Supersuns]

I liked last seasons thread with my name in it

 

[Wosh]

Looking forward to a really fun and productive season Roys
#hotchilli #HotRoys 🌶

 

[Mobbs]

Good to be back!

 

[TedDougChris]

Good to be back!

Sorry it took so long, I'm easily distrac.......

 

[TedDougChris]

I liked last seasons thread with my name in it

You'll have the chance to earn that honour again.....

From the back pocket....

 

[Supersuns]

You'll have the chance to earn that honour again.....

From the back pocket....

 

[TedDougChris]

 

[royboy2]

 

[TedDougChris]

Hang on, I have a gif somewhere......

 

[Supersuns]

We haven't even made it to a second page and the famous Roy infighting has reared its head.
Go Team

 

[hotchilli]

Peace and love

 

[Mooch]

I just got this today. This must be some kind of milestone surely?



And in the spirit of S32 .....

 

[Dingster]

I just got this today. This must be some kind of milestone surely?

View attachment 1187718

I got one too.