Official Match Thread Season 28 Rd 12 - Sin City Swamprats vs Gold City Royals at Underground Stadium

[philreich]

Speak for yourself I’m inside the cool room at the moment

Would you say it's about as cold as a mother in law's kiss?

 

[Far Kern]

Sweepstakes officially closed. I did say the rules were secret. As the only entrant I hereby declare myself the winner, and as punishment I get to post dad jokes and threaten to stab myself in the back next week.

Sorry everyone, I don’t care how disappointed you are.

 

[Firestarter]

Sweepstakes officially closed. I did say the rules were secret. As the only entrant I hereby declare myself the winner, and as punishment I get to post dad jokes and threaten to stab myself in the back next week.

Sorry everyone, I don’t care how disappointed you are.

I will get you, Shooter.

 

[philreich]

Sweepstakes officially closed. I did say the rules were secret. As the only entrant I hereby declare myself the winner, and as punishment I get to post dad jokes and threaten to stab myself in the back next week.

Sorry everyone, I don’t care how disappointed you are.

Lucky Bears - I hope they know what they're in for...........

 

[Far Kern]

Lucky Bears - I hope they know what they're in for...........

Bad week for me to take on extra duties then given the certain team sheet error controversy.

 

[CakeEater]

Is there Ganache involved?

Asking for a friend...

Nope unfortunately

 

[Cadsky]

I'm back in form with 8 FA last week... So you may want to wear your padding this weekend cadsky...

Also a face mask.

And bring any strong pain relief you can get your hands on (maybe ask a Roy if you're in short supply? I hear GCB85 has ample supply of Deep Heat and energy gels...)

You'd have to keep up with me first old man

 

[McEvoy]

Nope unfortunately

I haven't eaten cake for 49 days

 

[Far Kern]

You'd have to keep up with me first old man

Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance.

 

[CakeEater]

I haven't eaten cake for 49 days

I had cake last night so more than enough for the two of us

 

[Far Kern]

Roys and Ted up with the harshest of team sheet penalties, interchange players listed in incorrect order without stated as a change. Unfortunately it’s correct. philreich SarahSmiles

Should be some lols in the Courthouse thread though.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

You'd have to keep up with me first old man

Keeping up has never really been my thing.

Thinking 1 step ahead is more my schtick...

To think... I respond to this when I only have 3 posts left... I need to use them wisely...

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Penis.

That is all.

Correct sataris?

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Penis.

That is all.

Correct sataris?

We are all disgusted by this

 

[philreich]

Roys and Ted up with the harshest of team sheet penalties, interchange players listed in incorrect order without stated as a change. Unfortunately it’s correct. philreich SarahSmiles

Should be some lols in the Courthouse thread though.

Unfortunately old age will do that to you.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Roys and Ted up with the harshest of team sheet penalties, interchange players listed in incorrect order without stated as a change. Unfortunately it’s correct. philreich SarahSmiles

Should be some lols in the Courthouse thread though.

Meh! I say we riot all the same.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

So we scored 350 runs in 41 overs tonight. 1 ton, 2 50s and my incredible knock of 1NO

 

[jackster83]

So we scored 350 runs in 41 overs tonight. 1 ton, 2 50s and my incredible knock of 1NO

I got 0* last week lol. Spent most the innings padded up.

 

[CakeEater]

I got 0* last week lol. Spent most the innings padded up.

I scored 61* once & lost my appendix on the Sunday.

My body couldn’t handle scoring so many runs

 

[philreich]

I got 0* last week lol. Spent most the innings padded up.

0* is a lot better than Dave Warner in the last Ashes series!!!

 

[philreich]

I scored 61* once & lost my appendix on the Sunday.

My body couldn’t handle scoring so many runs

I like the story of the Irish all rounder, who allegedly once scored 53, an innings which included 52 singles .

 

[CakeEater]

I like the story of the Irish all rounder, who allegedly once scored 53, an innings which included 52 singles .

It was the same week The Irish score had jamieson at the scorers bench

 

[GreyCrow]

Sweepstakes officially closed. I did say the rules were secret. As the only entrant I hereby declare myself the winner, and as punishment I get to post dad jokes and threaten to stab myself in the back next week.

Sorry everyone, I don’t care how disappointed you are.

Pool Roolz Schoolz Foolz

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

One of life mysteries I guess, the best answer I can think of is the people whom society has rejected and hence been forced to fully embrace nihilism as the government subsidises their entire lifestyle in perpetuity.

Aaah, I get it so you are saying the Swamprats comprise folk from the corporate sector inc rice and cotton water irrigators.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

How's the weekend looking Royals, Rats?