Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 1: Coney Island Warriors v Roys FFC @ Van Cordlandt Park

[Wosh]

Hey guys and gals, just popping in to check out your python.

 

[Pure Grunt]

So are the Roy’s winning at the G tomorrow?
Noticed that the AFL has scheduled for us.

 

[spudmaster]

Hey guys and gals, just popping in to check out your python.

I expect to be wined and dined first...

 

[Mobbs]

I thought I'd walked into the Matrix.

Sad to learn the Roys have finally been toppled as the most incomprehensible component of the forum

 

[TedDougChris]

Sad to learn the Roys have finally been toppled as the most incomprehensible component of the forum

I’ll try harder Mobbs - I really 8&€hKo@!2 !!

 

[Freofalcon]

What was that strange mess on the previous page?

I thought Beandip had a serviceable game.

 

[Purple7x08_24]

What was that strange mess on the previous page?

Seemed like a lot of effort

 

[Pure Grunt]

Seemed like a lot of effort

Yeah for fkall.
Roy’s will dominate.
Even with me slowing them down.
On a wing with no prayer

 

[FootyGuy13]

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END OF QUARTER 4
CIP: 9.14.68
ROI: 8.13.61
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I swear, if our first Grand Final win ends up being in the ressies...

 

[Dinsdale]

Ajax ...

 

[Pure Grunt]

Ajax ...


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Getting old is a fun process with a sh!t result.

 

[Dinsdale]

Getting old is a fun process with a sh!t result.

Still living is not s**t.

 

[Pure Grunt]

Doing a French theme progressive dinner.
Not a French fan but absolutely trashed.
Martini’s, ratatouille & champas.
Very broken but happy.

 

[Dinsdale]

Doing a French theme progressive dinner.
Not a French fan but absolutely trashed.
Martini’s, ratatouille & champas.
Very broken but happy.

Recite some 19th Century French poetry to your guests...

 

[bontshow]

I think you and zackah's best work was when you trolled almost everyone last year with a poll for new Bay Mod, with Eazy Zee saying he was stepping down.

The meltdowns and recriminations after you both revealed it was just a hoax/prank was truly glorious, Jazny and bontshow were absolutely filthy you strung them along like a violin !

That cost the Bay any credibility it had left, place is a dumpster fire now

 

[Pure Grunt]

Recite some 19th Century French poetry to your guests...

I did !
Your mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberry. I fart in your general direction Arthur King.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Hello friends.

What have I missed? I've tried to skim the last page or so but remain none the wiser.

That is probably wise

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Oh, except for that boring application of the rules that nobody finds interesting and doesn't add anything to the league discourse.

One of my son's is a lawyer and actually reads the rules and if you scream "ball!" he will ask you under which part of the rule are you basing your claim.

 

[Mobbs]

One of my son's is a lawyer and actually reads the rules and if you scream "ball!" he will ask you under which part of the rule are you basing your claim.

Well the holding the ball rules, clearly!

Anyone else remember "dropping the ball?"

And before there were dumb descriptors like "talls" and "stoppages"?

 

[Dinsdale]

One of my son's is a lawyer and actually reads the rules and if you scream "ball!" he will ask you under which part of the rule are you basing your claim.

That seems very formal, I would reply in kind "are you blind you flog, he dropped it cold!!!!"

 

[Wosh]

Morning all
I’ll post this game at 3:45pm EST
Conditions for your match are FINE

Tonga Bob pantskyle spudmaster The Filth Wizard Dinsdale Ocha905
TedDougChris Zevon DERRINALPHIL tigs2010 MrsEddieBetts










Mobbs

 

[Wosh]

zackah

 

[Ocha905]

 

[Mobbs]

Morning all
I’ll post this game at 3:45pm EST
Conditions for your match are FINE

Tonga Bob pantskyle spudmaster The Filth Wizard Dinsdale Ocha905
TedDougChris Zevon DERRINALPHIL tigs2010 MrsEddieBetts










Mobbs

The Qooty people are the people.
It's all over already.

 

[zackah]

zackah

hai