The things bogans do and like

[TheKanga]

Has a bunch of friends named Shazza, Dazza, Bazza, Monza, Davo, Stevo, Robbo etc.

And Kids named Brooklyn, Tyson and Shanaya

 

[ioppolo]

On this, having the alcohol tolerance of a 16yo despite being very regular drinkers. Couple cans of wild turkey and it's time to throw a chair through a window.

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Probably because their liver is ****ed

 

[Damon_3388]

Probably because their liver is ******

From regularly drinking since they were 16

 

[Firestarter]

And Kids named Brooklyn, Tyson and Shanaya

Nah. "Opening batsman" and "Housewife of Broadmeadows". (Or whatever that series of shows is called)

 

[the_interloper]

Chrisco.

 

[peasantbruh69]

My girlfriends parents are a bit bogan, they went to Bali and brought the gf and I heaps of bintang apparel. Thank jeebus they somehow thought I was a 3xl so when questioned why I wasn't being grateful for my gifts, I had an excuse. As a result of her upbringing, my gf is unaware that wearing bintang isn't socially acceptable, and because I'm such a nice guy I let her go out in public (not with me) wearing that s**t lmao.

 

[Procrastinator35]

In answer to the O/P....Support & follow Geelong.....End / thread.

 

[craigos]

My girlfriends parents are a bit bogan, they went to Bali and brought the gf and I heaps of bintang apparel. Thank jeebus they somehow thought I was a 3xl so when questioned why I wasn't being grateful for my gifts, I had an excuse. As a result of her upbringing, my gf is unaware that wearing bintang isn't socially acceptable, and because I'm such a nice guy I let her go out in public (not with me) wearing that s**t lmao.

Your username does not convince me of your dislike for Bintang apparel.

 

[ioppolo]

Bintang singlets are the best for lazy days

 

[gaskin]

Bintang singlets are the best for lazy days

Agreed and I am wearing one now. They are great for just wearing around the house.

 

[Scotland]

Bogans are well on board the investing in cryptocurrencies train.

 

[Kram]

Bogans are well on board the investing in cryptocurrencies train.

Not sure it's that much of upgrade from investing at the TAB and the greyhounds.

 

[Simon_Says]

Things cashed up bogans do with their money:
- buy Jim Beam
- buy HSV utes
- get terrible tattoos
- continue to buy Macca's

And get high

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

I think I'm only one shitty tattoo away from officially being a bogan.

 

[PoppedCorn]

Put chev badges on commodores

 

[phantom13]

Frankly if you can’t embrace a little inner Bogan you’re missing out a little. Shannon Nolls Facebook comments of late are bogan comedy gold.

 

[WA ROO]

Far too many itt cannot tell the difference between bogan and feral

 

[Procrastinator35]

Far too many itt cannot tell the difference between bogan and feral

It's easy really:

Bogan = Cats fans
Feral = Tigers fans

 

[peasantbruh69]

Your username does not convince me of your dislike for Bintang apparel.

I had to use bruh because peasantman69 wouldn't have sounded right

 

[Flash of power]

Frankly if you can’t embrace a little inner Bogan you’re missing out a little. Shannon Nolls Facebook comments of late are bogan comedy gold.

Are you Derek Wilde or Nathan Chase?

 

[peternorth]

old sofa or couch sitting on the front lawn.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

driving unlicensed, killing their passengers in stolen cars

 

[Galaxie77]

Must drive a Holden.

Graduated to grey imports from Japan and now to VW.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Family trips in the old beat-up station-wagon to McDonalds 3 times a week.

 

[FrankGrimes]

they seem to like wearing white sunglasses.