Mega Thread Things that s**t me the Thirteenth

[Cruyff14]

I just spend 2 hours traveling from Narre Warren to the MCG all thanks to a train that flipped its panto.

Serves you right for going to the cricket.

 

[Shell]

Yeah my ex was complaining the other day 2.5 hours in, 2.5 hours out...

On the trains you sick *s.


And for only a one hour meeting in the city. 5 hours travel.

 

[peternorth]

its amazing when it gets hot our trains go to s**t

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

its amazing when it gets hot our trains go to s**t

Looks like this time it will be another edition of the Infrastructure vs Rollingstock shitfight.

Somehow the overhead has become damaged around Armidale-Malvern and a panto has flipped as a result

 

[BotsMaster]

Looks like this time it will be another edition of the Infrastructure vs Rollingstock shitfight.

Somehow the overhead has become damaged around Armidale-Malvern and a panto has flipped as a result

Did see something on FB about that

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Did see something on FB about that
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I had to fight through that just to get to the train.

 

[PoppedCorn]

My brother told me, "beer then grass, you're on your arse. Grass then beer, you're in the clear!" Best advice he's ever given me.

Same goes for wine appatently
Beer on wine is fine, wine on beer is queer is what ive been told

 

[Shell]

Hmmm dunno about that

I mixed champagne with beer once (in that order) it all came up into a bin on king st at three in the morning..

 

[Gough]

Brandy shandys for breakfast is one for advanced players only and doesn't usually end all that well.

 

[Shell]

You know what goes together nicely- margaritas and beers. Those Mexicans know where its at..

 

[peternorth]

You know what goes together nicely- margaritas and beers. Those Mexicans know where its at..

Are they gonna pay for it?

 

[RU_]

There’s a girl in my class who is quite possibly the most annoying person I’ve ever met. Just forces everyone into talking to her, even if you reply with ‘yeah’ 100 times over she keeps talking. Her voice is also the most monotone sound I’ve ever heard come from someone, there’s no high or lows when talking, she talks at one frequency. It’s actually driving me insane.

 

[iluvparis]

There’s a girl in my class who is quite possibly the most annoying person I’ve ever met. Just forces everyone into talking to her, even if you reply with ‘yeah’ 100 times over she keeps talking. Her voice is also the most monotone sound I’ve ever heard come from someone, there’s no high or lows when talking, she talks at one frequency. It’s actually driving me insane.

Pics plz

 

[Cruyff14]

There’s a girl in my class who is quite possibly the most annoying person I’ve ever met. Just forces everyone into talking to her, even if you reply with ‘yeah’ 100 times over she keeps talking. Her voice is also the most monotone sound I’ve ever heard come from someone, there’s no high or lows when talking, she talks at one frequency. It’s actually driving me insane.

Headphones are your friend.

 

[Shell]

Have you tried hitting her?

 

[Shell]

Or to drive her away for good RU_


Try hitting ON her.

 

[Cuzz09]

You know what goes together nicely- margaritas and beers. Those Mexicans know where its at..

Mexican food and life go well together.

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[Cuzz09]

Just talk back to her the same but worse. Robot style and stare.

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[RU_]

If I have headphones in she just stands there trying to talk to you until you acknowledge her. What is wrong with this person?

 

[Shell]

If I have headphones in she just stands there trying to talk to you until you acknowledge her. What is wrong with this person?

I ******* hate that- you never interrupt a person with headphones in unless someone is dying. And even then its still a bit "iffy".


Hit her.

 

[RU_]

I ******* hate that- you never interrupt a person with headphones in unless someone is dying. And even then its still a bit "iffy".


Hit her.

Yesterday she literally comes in with food, and let me tell you that everyone eats in this class with food, she’s seen it and she knows it’s not a drama. So there she is talking to the teacher ‘can we eat in this class?’ ‘Yeah no worries’ ‘but there’s signs on the wall saying not to eat’ ‘it’s okay I don’t mind’ ‘but what about the signs’ ‘don’t eat in here then’ ‘oh I was just asking because the signs say not to, don’t get angry’. Seriously?!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

If I have headphones in she just stands there trying to talk to you until you acknowledge her. What is wrong with this person?

Just take one earphone out and say "I'm in the middle of listening to something" and put it straight back in.

 

[Shell]

Is she hot?

 

[Cuzz09]

Who eats in class? Back in my day....

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[Rotayjay]

Some stains have a magical property: being very obvious during normal use of the item, but absolutely invisible when it comes time to spot and spray them with stain remover.