Things you can't do but others can

[Big Sauce 21]

You guys all sound like a bunch of losers

I can do all these things

Things you can't do but SwampCreature can

 

[SwampCreature]

Plz rename thread mods

 

[Scotland]

+1 Glad wrap
+1 ironing

Sewing I can't do, but then I've never tried to learn. It's fiddly and I have sausage fingers, so I doubt I'd be a natural.

I'm going to nominate scrambled eggs. I just can't get them as good as other people. Every time I make them I end up disappointed.

 

[Gough]

Look at the Heston YouTube on scrambled eggs with smoked salmon. It's a go to weekend breakfast for me.

 

[Frank Bunn]

Listening to Ed Sheeran. What a ginger campaigner he is.

I have no issue with common complaints like glad wrap, small talk and driving. Give me a laundry basket full of socks to pair up and I go to pieces.

 

[MWPP]

Listening to Ed Sheeran. What a ginger campaigner he is.

I have no issue with common complaints like glad wrap, small talk and driving. Give me a laundry basket full of socks to pair up and I go to pieces.

Had to laugh at the link between this /your username

 

[MWPP]

I can't whistle, roll my tongue, wiggle my ears or do the splits

 

[Cruyff14]

******* hate glad wrap. Can't iron. Can't put the doona in the cover either.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

I can't squat pain free.

 

[Scotland]

Can anyone fold a fitted sheet or is that just impossible?

 

[Scotland]

I can't squat pain free.

Maybe you have thrush.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Maybe you have thrush.

I haven't been able to do it since Year 8 when I buggered my knee.

 

[MWPP]

I can't squat pain free.

Actually I can't squat properly either (don't find it painful, I'm just wobbly!)- so I avoid squat toilets in Asian countries even if they often are cleaner!

 

[MarcusP2]

Can anyone fold a fitted sheet or is that just impossible?

I presume it is witchcraft.

 

[SugarShane]

Genuinely surprised at the amount of people who can't operate glad wrap. Are all the people who can't do that the same weirdos who stand up to wipe?

 

[BotsMaster]

How I envision everyone hear trying to operate glad wrap

 

[Scotland]

How I envision everyone hear trying to operate glad wrap

She'll never find a husband.

 

[HugeJohnson]

Try working in a kitchen 50 hours a week, then you will truly know the frustration of operating cling wrap. I'm literally gritting my teeth right now even typing this thinking of that piece of s**t getting caught on itself and only dispensing half the wrap while the other half is 6 layers back and you have to take the whole thing out, * around with it for 5 minutes unwrapping it all to get an even dispersion before it does the same ******* thing 2 minutes later. Or the cutting mechanism missing from half the rolls in the kitchen while the other half of them are blunt and don't cut it properly so it bunches up and *s up your perfect wrap GRRRAWWWWRRRRR

 

[Breva_]

Buy the 600 metre roll caterers pack of glad wrap.
It has a cutter bar with a slide which is easy to use & 600 metres lasts a long time.
Plus it is cheaper per metre than the smaller rolls.

 

[dumb]

my mum

 

[Billy ray]

Small talk
Put on muscle
Be happy in general
Hobbies ( nothing interests me)

 

[Shell]

Drive in the CBD. Scares me to death.

+ 1. Have only ever driven into the CBD once.

 

[Shell]

******* hate glad wrap. Can't iron. Can't put the doona in the cover either.

This. enrages me. Also when the doona moves around overnight and you need to get it back in place, yeah good luck.

Can anyone fold a fitted sheet or is that just impossible?

It is possible apparently, there's a youtube on it. Never tried it tho.

 

[Reppie]

 

[Quivorir]