Uncle Tony’s House - Grand re opening for S25!

[byebyexenxen]

Alright who's balls am I examining first?

 

[I Dont Care]

I think he just hit puberty

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Was that a yes?

 

[byebyexenxen]

Was that a yes?

 

[I Dont Care]

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Alright here we go xenxen
You might meet a tall handsome stranger who might be a man some time in the maybe future. You may grow rich and happy. You may be married and enjoy a loving relation with your spouse. Or you may not.

 

[Damp Squarie]

I'll have a six pack of Bundy please barman....and hurry it up, my Ubers waiting to take me back to the Granny.

 

[Damp Squarie]

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....WTF are you barman

 

[JackNah_8]

Day one.

 

[Damp Squarie]

You won't last until Day two Jack unless you pick up them empty glasses, wipe down the tables, change the channel over to Fox Footy ...and thats after you get me a Bundy thanks m8.

 

[JackNah_8]

I'm not interested in this job.

 

[I Dont Care]

I'm not interested in this job.

I'll have a whiskey thanks

 

[JackNah_8]

I'll have a whiskey thanks

I quit

 

[I Dont Care]

I quit

You can't quit yet, there's whiskey to pour first

 

[JackNah_8]

You can't quit yet, there's whiskey to pour first

Here's your tea.

 

[I Dont Care]

Here's your tea.

Tea? rfctiger74 drinks kombucha tea, TJASTA drinks chamomile tea. IDC drinks whiskey, and JackNah_8 has made a big mistake on her first day on the job

 

[JackNah_8]

Tea? rfctiger74 drinks kombucha tea, TJASTA drinks chamomile tea. IDC drinks whiskey, and JackNah_8 has made a big mistake on her first day on the job

And that's why I quit.

 

[I Dont Care]

And that's why I quit.

Yes. But first, whiskey. And pour yourself a drink too...my shout

 

[JackNah_8]

Does Nadal have a new service motion?

(I'm listening to the AO radio, sounds like he is serving faster)

 

[I Dont Care]

Does Nadal have a new service motion?

(I'm listening to the AO radio, sounds like he is serving faster)

Nadal is...pretty. That's all I remember

 

[TJASTA]

Tea? rfctiger74 drinks kombucha tea, TJASTA drinks chamomile tea. IDC drinks whiskey, and JackNah_8 has made a big mistake on her first day on the job

I don't like hot drinks dickhead.

 

[I Dont Care]

I don't like hot drinks dickhead.

Are you trying to talk tough? Really? Do you want me to drag you around the SFA by your nose?

 

[TJASTA]

Are you trying to talk tough? Really? Do you want me to drag you around the SFA by your nose?

Somebody did not take their happy pills this morning.

 

[JackNah_8]

Nadal is...pretty. That's all I remember

You didn't answer my question

 

[I Dont Care]

Somebody did not take their happy pills this morning.

That's your excuse? Pretty lame even by your standards