Analysis Vicky Park's Player Hairdo Review

[Vicky Park]

Photos being taken today, so new profiles for Vicky Park to critique shouldn't be too far away. In the meantime here's the do Langdon's spotting for his photo.

WOT IS THAT?

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Thats not Matthew McConaughey

No.
But you can bring out the gimp

 

[76woodenspooners]

Thats not Matthew McConaughey

Mind blown!!

 

[76woodenspooners]

WOT IS THAT?

Uh oh

The brown stuff just hit the fan

 

[TradeDraft]

Langdon and Sinclair need to get a Haircut

 

[Soups]

Langdon and Sinclair need to get a Haircut

 

[Vicky Park]

Langdon and Sinclair need to get a Haircut

I can't believe I'm seeing this. In what universe do these two think those hair dos - and those poses - are acceptable for Collingwood players? I'm very very disappointed. Having a major melt. Tommy was formerly a favourite of mine. Never again. Tommy who?

 

[Morganashlee]

I can't believe I'm seeing this. In what universe do these two think those hair dos - and those poses - are acceptable for Collingwood players? I'm very very disappointed. Having a major melt. Tommy was formerly a favourite of mine. Never again. Tommy who?

I came here looking for your thoughts Vicky and you didn't disappoint. Couldn't agree more, someone needs to give these two the chop.

 

[Vicky Park]

I came here looking for your thoughts Vicky and you didn't disappoint. Couldn't agree more, someone needs to give these two the chop.

Des Tuddenham would turn in his grave if he saw this (which of course he cant do, because he isnt dead, which is a good thing). What would Rowdy Brown think? The tough men of old Collingwood? Are those hair dos meant to strike fear into the opposition? A major fail of the club. Please do something - Edie? Pert? Maybe Maxy could come back and save us from this rubbish?

 

[Nice n Crispy]

Des Tuddenham would turn in his grave if he saw this (which of course he cant do, because he isnt dead, which is a good thing). What would Rowdy Brown think? The tough men of old Collingwood? Are those hair dos meant to strike fear into the opposition? A major fail of the club. Please do something - Edie? Pert? Maybe Maxy could come back and save us from this rubbish?

Even Timmy has gotten in on the act...

 

[Kappa]

Langdon could pass for a chick with a leaner figure and that hairdo

 

[Cory]

Langdon could pass for a chick with a leaner figure and that hairdo

“Look at them sideburns! He looks like a girl. Now, Ben Crocker, there’s a haircut you could set your watch to.”

 

[Vicky Park]

Even Timmy has gotten in on the act...
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This is devastating.

 

[Magpie Girl]

I think you're wrong about Ben Sinclair VP.
There's a man who's comfortable with his long golden locks.
It's only when he puts it in that ridiculous knot on his head while playing that has me worried.
He's a bit of an Adonis really.

Whereas Langdon doesn't know who he is or what world he belongs in

 

[barrackers]

Any redeeming dos in here?

http://www.aflphotos.com.au/galleri... 2017 Portraits - Collingwood&image_id=489999

 

[Vicky Park]

I think you're wrong about Ben Sinclair VP.
There's a man who's comfortable with his long golden locks.
It's only when he puts it in that ridiculous knot on his head while playing that has me worried.
He's a bit of an Adonis really.

Whereas Langdon doesn't know who he is or what world he belongs in

Langdon's confusion does not bode well.

 

[Vicky Park]

Any redeeming dos in here?

http://www.aflphotos.com.au/galleries/results/?q=collection:AFL 2017 Portraits - Collingwood&image_id=489999

Thank you, and yes, plenty to work with there. They were uploaded quickly.

Can't wait to see what do Phillips has this week. He never disappoints.

 

[Vicky Park]

This is good:

So is this:

Good hair = good attitude.

Nuff said

 

[Vicky Park]

This is the hair do of an excitement machine:

This is not:

(I need to move on from Tommy Langdon)

 

[Vicky Park]

Taylor Adams' work rate just gets better every year. I've never seen a more confident do. This lad is aiming for the top, and we're all on the ride with him. Good work Tay.

 

[Vicky Park]

The coach needs to stop inserting himself into the photo shoot. Its unseemly. And so is his do. Seriously, it's into its second decade. Just do something Bucks. Please.

 

[Vicky Park]

Hmm, Callum Brown. I'll let him off lightly, mainly due to youthful exuberance and his father.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Langdon and Sinclair need to get a Haircut

Mmmm bop da da do dop mmmmm bop da da doooo wooo ooo wooooo mmmm bop.

 

[Vicky Park]

Mmmm bop da da do dop mmmmm bop da da doooo wooo ooo wooooo mmmm bop.

I think I agree with your summation.

 

[Quicky]

I'm loving Langdons do. Not since Clinton King have we seen such awesomness. It's grunge as. Sinclairs is surfy as. Both are great. Critic's be damned.