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[iBeng]

I've never heard shotgun used that way

His name has Filth in it, expect the unexpected.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Care for a meeting with my shotgun?

You've made a good choice.

You may want to purchase a rocking chair as well.

 

[El Dubya]

You've made a good choice.

You may want to purchase a rocking chair as well.

 

[Taylor]

Forget about that, I bet she has the cuuuuuuuutest little shoes now

 

[Shermy]

Forget about that, I bet she has the cuuuuuuuutest little shoes now

Now this gives "Bandit Booties" a whole new meaning

 

[The Filth Wizard]

His name has Filth in it, expect the unexpected.

It must just be a Sydney thing.

 

[Taylor]

Now this gives "Bandit Booties" a whole new meaning

They'd be so adorable!

 

[iBeng]

Forget about that, I bet she has the cuuuuuuuutest little shoes now

She refuses to wear shoes...She kicks her feet like a kick boxer.

 

[Shermy]

She refuses to wear shoes...She kicks her feet like a kick boxer.

Definite Bandit material.

 

[This Is Anfield]

She refuses to wear shoes...She kicks her feet like a kick boxer.

Nice. Do you think her first words will be me, me, me?

 

[BigJoeD_]

Cable SFA-010 - okeydoke7 vs Wacky Tiger


okeydoke7: Wacky, I need your write up for the Mobbs Medal night ASAP. I can't even set a date until I have all the write ups. FFS, even Clarke has finished his.

Wacky Tiger: Yeah s**t, sorry okey - I should have it done in a week or so.

okey: A week or so? * me Wacky, it doesnt have to be War and Peace, just a quick write up will suffice.

WT: Fair enough, I'll get onto it straight away.

okey: If I haven't seen it by Friday I'll get Danoz to do it, he doesn't have a life so he will jump right on it.

WT: Lol... Damn PM's, no like button!

okey: Just on that, I have been meaning to talk to you about your incessant liking. I've finally managed to convince fumbler to step aside as captain, and while you weren't my first choice as a replacement I've agreed to give you a chance. But you need to stop dishing out likes to every semi literate (and some illiterate) posts on this board. Got it?

WT: Loud and clear chief!

okey: And while you're at it, have a word to TIA and Hate about their spamming. TIA is TIA, granted, but Hate seems to have ramped up the sledging and 'team supported' trolling. I saw he had a crack at Filthy the other day about North - someone needs to remind him he barracks for Richmond, FFS.

WT: Gotcha, I'll have a chat to both of them okey!

okey: And another thing, you think it is appropriate for captains to sport avatars of characters playing with their genitalia? Captains need to be above this sort of thing Wacky - you're not playing for the Warriors, FFS.
Oh yes, and have a talk to Captain Blood 17 too - his smut riddled posting is really getting on my nerves.

WT: s**t, seems I have a bit of work to - any chance you could get Danoz to take care of that write up?

okey: ...<redacted - Jackie>

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Cable SFA-010 - okeydoke7 vs Wacky Tiger


okeydoke7: Wacky, I need your write up for the Mobbs Medal night ASAP. I can't even set a date until I have all the write ups. FFS, even Clarke has finished his.

Wacky Tiger: Yeah s**t, sorry okey - I should have it done in a week or so.

okey: A week or so? **** me Wacky, it doesnt have to be War and Peace, just a quick write up will suffice.

WT: Fair enough, I'll get onto it straight away.

okey: If I haven't seen it by Friday I'll get Danoz to do it, he doesn't have a life so he will jump right on it.

WT: Lol... Damn PM's, no like button!

okey: Just on that, I have been meaning to talk to you about your incessant liking. I've finally managed to convince fumbler to step aside as captain, and while you weren't my first choice as a replacement I've agreed to give you a chance. But you need to stop dishing out likes to every semi literate (and some illiterate) posts on this board. Got it?

WT: Loud and clear chief!

okey: And while you're at it, have a word to TIA and Hate about their spamming. TIA is TIA, granted, but Hate seems to have ramped up the sledging and 'team supported' trolling. I saw he had a crack at Filthy the other day about North - someone needs to remind him he barracks for Richmond, FFS.

WT: Gotcha, I'll have a chat to both of them okey!

okey: And another thing, you think it is appropriate for captains to sport avatars of characters playing with their genitalia? Captains need to be above this sort of thing Wacky - you're not playing for the Warriors, FFS.
Oh yes, and have a talk to Captain Blood 17 too - his smut riddled posting is really getting on my nerves.

WT: s**t, seems I have a bit of work to - any chance you could get Danoz to take care of that write up?

okey: ...<redacted - Jackie>

Just give this man the EKA already. Lift your game This Is Anfield

The bolded comment confirms you have inside information

 

[iBeng]

Nice. Do you think her first words will be me, me, me?

Yes. My first and only child in this world will be the same egotistical arsehole I apparently am. Good call.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

And for your information BigJoeD I did complete my reviews yesterday.

The quality might not be there but the quantity is. That's what its all about. amirite Frankston Rover

 

[This Is Anfield]

Just give this man the EKA already. Lift your game This Is Anfield

The bolded comment confirms you have inside information

I'm not lifting anything! I'm happy to remain the same unsubstantial, spam happy nonentity that I am.
I happily concede Joe the EKA, the internet and the world!

 

[Taylor]

She refuses to wear shoes...She kicks her feet like a kick boxer.

That will change

 

[This Is Anfield]

Yes. My first and only child in this world will be the same egotistical arsehole I apparently am. Good call.

Mate, sincere apology if I offended.

 

[iBeng]

Mate, sincere apology if I offended.

You could try to be a little more civil when talking about someones child eh? Just a thought. As much fun as it is to continuously point out how Im an egotistical prick who only cares about himself and not the league I would prefer to think it didnt need to extend further than myself.

Its not like she can log on and tell you all to go shove it.

 

[Taylor]

You could try to be a little more civil when talking about someones child eh? Just a thought. As much fun as it is to continuously point out how Im an egotistical prick who only cares about himself and not the league I would prefer to think it didnt need to extend further than myself.

Its not like she can log on and tell you all to go shove it.

That daddy wolf is coming out of you!

 

[Danoz]

No. * off BigJoeD and Wacky Tiger. You can ******* do it yourself.

 

[Taylor]

No. **** off BigJoeD and Wacky Tiger. You can ******* do it yourself.

Is your name John, Scatman?

 

[Wacky Tiger]

No. **** off BigJoeD and Wacky Tiger. You can ******* do it yourself.

 

[Danoz]

Is your name John, Scatman?

Ah, no. No it's not...

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NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU! Freaking weirdo.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Ah, no. No it's not...

NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU! Freaking weirdo.

 

[Danoz]

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