Unofficial Preview Richmond vs Carlspoon

[Tiges1229]

I can see both Jack and Tom not playing.

Balta and Moore to play.

I hope jack plays

 

[Tiger Toffee]

Steven Hocking was one of the biggest soft utensils to ever grace a football field. It looks like he's just as big a pussy off it too. F@#king handbag pussy. That knob has Gil and the likes of Wankley and co. in his mouth.

Just about everything now in the AFL is becoming scripted. Just look at that free kick ladder from last year. After the umps realised they went in too dry they either gave us frees in bullshit spots that were of no advantage, or it was towards the end of the game when it didn't matter. F@#king sell outs. Tell me there wasn't an agenda against the Tigers by looking at those numbers.

If that's not enough to convince you then how about all these f@#king rule changes. Just about every rule is anti Richmond. When we started to dominate the comp and became innovators the cints didn't like it and all of a sudden the game started to look bad. LOL.

They despise us and couldn't give a s**t about us as they know we pull the big crowds and bring in the money each year even if we're s**t. They would rather prop up other minnows or other clubs they're in bed with (Hi Eddie you fat cint).

Get f@#ked GAYFL you filthy corrupt scum.

Let's not stop there......

Steven Hocking when referring to the new kick in rule and the want for an extended square " we don't want repeat entries " ......gee i wonder which club that was in reference too.

Champion Data when referring to the 6-6-6 rule " we hope this rule brings Richmond back to the pack "

Everyone when referring to the ruck rule " Richmond are ****ed because Grigg "

Amazing how all this s**t only ever referenced Richmond how it was going to * us up and never any other club.

As for the free kicks, no team is ever that undisciplined all year to go -120 and all teams playing that team are never that disciplined every game to give away very few free kicks. Imagine the uproar if we went +99 in the free kick differential.

Now as for media blow up's
2015:
Dustygate, was disgusting the attack he received on no evidence. One would think he killed someone and buried the body, well C9 actually said he attempted murder at the time. Has never been repeated for anyone else, where were the calls for DeGoey to be kicked out for 12 months for drink driving or when Hurley bashed a cab driver under the influence.

2016:
Yes it was deserved because we played like garbage cans but the weekly bash-a-thon was over the top and has never been repeated for any other club having a s**t year, we dominated every talk show on a weekly basis, we dominated finals talk despite not playing.

2017:
a) Houligate: Has anyone seen a media explosion to a suspension like this ever and the fake tribunal hearing when the suspension was already decided by the AFL. You would think Houli bashed him to within an inch of his life. Jeremy Cameron got some stick but imagine what he would've copped had he played for Richmond.
b) Final v Geelong, the carry on of if it should be at Kitty Litter park was laughable, never been said about any other club but the moment Richmond play Geelong in a final, the media explode with where it should be played.
c) Tigers in the GF, can't recall who said it but " Richmond winning the flag will not be good for football "....FMD has anyone ever heard a comment said like this about any other club in a GF.

And that is just a small sample.

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

free kick differential last season

1.Collingwood +99 (502 for, 403 against)
2.West Coast +85 (501, 416)
2.North Melbourne +85 (491, 406)
4.Western Bulldogs +48 (473, 425)
5.Adelaide +47 (425, 378)
6.Brisbane Lions +27 (484, 457)
7.Carlton +7 (481, 474)
7.Geelong +7 (473, 466)
9.Hawthorn +2 (459, 457)
10.Melbourne -8 (447, 455)
11.Sydney -23 (454, 477)
12.Essendon -26 (422, 448)
13.Port Adelaide -27 (443, 470)
14.Fremantle -42 (432, 474)
15.Gold Coast -45 (455, 500)
16.St Kilda -54 (410, 464)
17.GWS -62 (415, 477)
18.Richmond -120 (386, 506)

What's confusing about this, is that most people attribute our negative free kick differential to the style of game we play, which if you didn't think much about it, makes sense. However, our style of manic pressure is similar to what the Dogs used to win the flag in 2016 and what Collingwood used to play one quarter of a Grand Final last year, both of these teams were not subjected to such a drastic negative free kick differential. I don't think it's due to some anti-Richmond conspiracy as that gives the AFL too much credit, but it is definitely an odd anomaly.

 

[Shazza_]

we'll have more repeat entries now you absolute sausage sucker

 

[Shazza_]

How come the afl doesnt let us pump carlspoon in rd 1 ever ? does it have to not be a blow out in order for us to keep the season opener ?

 

[HTT]

How come the afl doesnt let us pump carlspoon in rd 1 ever ? does it have to not be a blow out in order for us to keep the season opener ?

Yep no one likes a thumping
Unless it’s richmond copping a thumping a la the bad old days then there’s nothing to see here!

 

[tora tora tora]

can already feel myself building with rage knowing there's gonna be some bullshit 100m penalty in the first quarter against dusty or cotch that gets them ahead

I tell ya Jack nearly gave a 2nd 50 away too by running too close. Just got to get team mates downfield to switch straight on. Most players when they they receive a 50m will most likely sprint to about 40m and then kick quick to try to have oppo off guard.

 

[tora tora tora]

kb will kick it through on the run from 35 and richo will mark it and wrap it up in his warm ch7 trench coat and carry it to the statue of jack dyer, where dustin martin will bury it alive. at 10:20am francis burke will dig it up with his bare hands, and if it lives, which it will, it will play round 1 v carlton and kick 5

Reminds me of Vikings

 

[Shazza_]

Yep no one likes a thumping
Unless it’s richmond copping a thumping a la the bad old days then there’s nothing to see here!

so we hve to play s**t to keep them happy and keep the season opener ? time to move on from it i reckon..

 

[Coach_Required]

so we hve to play s**t to keep them happy and keep the season opener ? time to move on from it i reckon..

We don't need the season opener, it was originally wanted because we were cash strapped, then Collingwood did the dirty on us and then Carlton came along.

We dont need the money, * it off and let some one else be Carlton's grand final.

 

[parmy2balmey]

jr, caddy and lynch will all play
so will balta and collier-dawkins
we’re gonna fk them up

 

[Shazza_]

We don't need the season opener, it was originally wanted because we were cash strapped, then Collingwood did the dirty on us and then Carlton came along.

We dont need the money, **** it off and let some one else be Carlton's grand final.

would rather play pies rd 1 but sat arvo

 

[THE_GUN]

AFL introduce 6-6-6

Richmond introduce Lynch - Balta - Ross

Richmond win Flag

Trent Wins Brownlow

AFL back to the drawing board

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

Let's not stop there......

Steven Hocking when referring to the new kick in rule and the want for an extended square " we don't want repeat entries " ......gee i wonder which club that was in reference too.

Champion Data when referring to the 6-6-6 rule " we hope this rule brings Richmond back to the pack "

Everyone when referring to the ruck rule " Richmond are ****** because Grigg "

Amazing how all this s**t only ever referenced Richmond how it was going to **** us up and never any other club.

As for the free kicks, no team is ever that undisciplined all year to go -120 and all teams playing that team are never that disciplined every game to give away very few free kicks. Imagine the uproar if we went +99 in the free kick differential.

Now as for media blow up's
2015:
Dustygate, was disgusting the attack he received on no evidence. One would think he killed someone and buried the body, well C9 actually said he attempted murder at the time. Has never been repeated for anyone else, where were the calls for DeGoey to be kicked out for 12 months for drink driving or when Hurley bashed a cab driver under the influence.

2016:
Yes it was deserved because we played like garbage cans but the weekly bash-a-thon was over the top and has never been repeated for any other club having a s**t year, we dominated every talk show on a weekly basis, we dominated finals talk despite not playing.

2017:
a) Houligate: Has anyone seen a media explosion to a suspension like this ever and the fake tribunal hearing when the suspension was already decided by the AFL. You would think Houli bashed him to within an inch of his life. Jeremy Cameron got some stick but imagine what he would've copped had he played for Richmond.
b) Final v Geelong, the carry on of if it should be at Kitty Litter park was laughable, never been said about any other club but the moment Richmond play Geelong in a final, the media explode with where it should be played.
c) Tigers in the GF, can't recall who said it but " Richmond winning the flag will not be good for football "....FMD has anyone ever heard a comment said like this about any other club in a GF.

And that is just a small sample.

 

[DoItForCaptBlood]

I can see both Jack and Tom not playing.

Balta and Moore to play.

Hoping you are very wrong!!

 

[roacheee]

Darren Gaspar say hello

they , the umps , ended his career and even admitted to making something of a vigilante against him over hands in the back

we, the supporters , will have to take our blood pressure pills before the game

because we know that Carlton will be showered with soft and non existent frees in the first half

and we know Carlton will be excited with the thought they will play their best game of the season ... again .... in round 1

but we will rattle home just like the two JLT games , leaving them in our wake and totally dumb founded

Gill will go their rooms after the game and apologise to Judd

and we , very relieved after the first half scare , will sing several renditions of that wonderful song

you know it makes sense


oh and the $1.90 for a 35.5 line looks very juicy , wish I had a house to put on it

Gaspar was s**t and wished they'd ended his career sooner

Worst trade ever


Still bleeding over losing maxfield

 

[Sir_Rancelot]

jr, caddy and lynch will all play
so will balta and collier-dawkins
we’re gonna fk them up

Caddy won't play, his foot isn't good and needs another 6 weeks of no running.

 

[Marcel Proust]

Caddy won't play, his foot isn't good and needs another 6 weeks of no running.

bugger

 

[biaseddustyfan]

starting to get excited for the melts when bellis is selected

 

[Tiges1229]

Where will cheer squad sit for this game ?

 

[Tiges1229]

Caddy won't play, his foot isn't good and needs another 6 weeks of no running.

FMD

 

[biaseddustyfan]

Caddy won't play, his foot isn't good and needs another 6 weeks of no running.

will be back round 2 at the latest

 

[Sir_Rancelot]

will be back round 2 at the latest

I hope so but that's not what I heard.

 

[Shazza_]

Where will cheer squad sit for this game ?

city end

unfortunately we dont get our spiritual home the punt rd end in away games like the pies get the ponsford even though we have a far stronger tradition

 

[Tiges1229]

city end

Ticket around $40 think I might just stand up , * giving the scum any cash .