Banter The WCE Cricket Banter Thread (Ball tampering permitted)

[RookiePick]

Looks like disapproving vest and flanno man from the cricket last night.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Don't even understand why Kane Richardson went in the first place. Plenty of bowlers who deserved a look before he did. Stanlake, Meredith, Cutting to name a few. I even would've sent Tye before Richardson.

Maybe they couldn't remember which Richardson was the good one so they named both just to be safe.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Looking like another game washed out. I have to give the ICC credit; everytime I think 'no administration could be more incompetent than the AFL', they just raise that bar. No reserve days for a tournament being held in a country FAMOUS FOR RAIN.

 

[ioppolo]

This world cup is quickly becoming a joke. It's gonna be decided by whoever was lucky, or unlucky enough to have matches washed out.

 

[Cuzz09]

Other World Cup....

I went to bed after Brazil scored their 2nd goal... thought ah well.

Woke up and saw we won 3-2!

Well done Ladies

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[Dazzler9]

Other World Cup....

I went to bed after Brazil scored their 2nd goal... thought ah well.

Woke up and saw we won 3-2!

Well done Ladies

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Suck on that one!

 

[FKASC]

Avishka’s mob doing ok

 

[Ochre]

Avishka’s mob doing ok

Yeah, they had a good win v Port today.

 

[kane249]

Lankan's middle order wobbling a bit

 

[Truckosaurus]

Lankan's middle order wobbling a bit

Mathews is having a nightmarish WC.

 

[Ochre]

Morgan is at best England's third most explosive batter right? And he was under an injury cloud. They're scary when on.

 

[Quinz]

Morgan is at best England's third most explosive batter right? And he was under an injury cloud. They're scary when on.

They’ll choke in the semis. I’m so confident I’m getting Jaidyn to put a bet on it for me.

 

[Here2tellyouwhy]

Big footy is too fast.
Fold Club

 

[avishka5]

suns out, **** out for Malinga.

 

[ioppolo]

Lol is that legit?

Cricket is still thee sport for us fatties

 

[kempy]

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suns out, **** out for Malinga.

Could they even do a skin fold test?

Still, got Smiffy, didn’t he?


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[avishka5]

I’m not sure if it’s the shadows but it looks like he has dinner plates for areolas.

 

[FKASC]

He probably eats areole lot for dinner

 

[Cuzz09]

Mick Molloy

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[kane249]

Could they even do a skin fold test?

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They would have to borrow some Jaws of Life to do that test

 

[Dazzler9]

Y'all are fat shaming. Fat Shaming!!

 

[avishka5]

Apparently injuries are to blame for his loss in pace.

 

[kane249]

Apparently injuries are to blame for his loss in pace.

Was it a stomach injury? Seems to be a lot of swelling in that area

 

[avishka5]

Was it a stomach injury? Seems to be a lot of swelling in that area

Nah he hurt him self when he accidentally tripped, slipped and landed on a dick and got preggo.

 

[DanWCE]

Clarke is awful to listen to. He just called Bangas Bungladesh. But most annoying is his pronunciation of brilliant. "Brill-yunt".