Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 12 - Coney Island Warriors v East Side Hawks at Van Cortlandt Park

[MP_]

TIL FootyGuy13 is not Footypie32

Edit: the Mandela effect on footypie32 is huge; I thought he was footypie13?

I need a lie down.

 

[MP_]

You think there’s a mole within your tribe, who will rebrand the club if given the chance?

We all know who it is

por_please_ya has an alibi as she was in Sydney on the weekend, mind you with the stuff that has gone on over there she could be suss

 

[FootyGuy13]

You think there’s a mole within your tribe, who will rebrand the club if given the chance?

We all know who it is

Stop bullying por_please_ya , she only made one bad mistake.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

TIL FootyGuy13 is not Footypie32

Edit: the Mandela effect on footypie32 is huge; I thought he was footypie13?

I need a lie down.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Stop bullying por_please_ya , she only made one bad mistake.

por_please_ya has billied me more than once.

 

[por_please_ya]

por_please_ya has billied me more than once.

 

[Tonga Bob]

...and it's a lot of bad mistakes. The sort of mistakes an ex-Admin killer would make, when their crimes aren't being hidden by a former teammate.

 

[por_please_ya]

I have won as SK several times in WW so, you might be on to something...

 

[Tonga Bob]

I have won as SK several times in WW so, you might be on to something...

The prosecution rests.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I have won as SK several times in WW so, you might be on to something...

Angry reacts only

 

[Tonga Bob]

Angry reacts only

Grrr.

 

[Rankine2Rachele]

You think there’s a mole within your tribe, who will rebrand the club if given the chance?

We all know who it is

 

[FootyGuy13]

...and it's a lot of bad mistakes. The sort of mistakes an ex-Admin killer would make, when their crimes aren't being hidden by a former teammate.

 

[Dinsdale]

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To answer your most important question, No.

 

[Dinsdale]

There may come a time in the thread when you'll wish you were dead.

We're never more dangerous

 

[Tonga Bob]

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Hello Wazzas, we have another opportunity here to take a look back at Tales of Yore with this week's This Round In Warriors History.

This week being round 12 and given that our opponents are the East Side Hawks, I thought we'd go back to a previous time where we played the East Side Hawks in round 12. Back to season 30.



By round 12 of season 30 neither the Warriors nor the Hawks (before they burst into flames) were getting the rub of the qooty green, sitting 10th & 11th on the ladder with each having 3-8 records in an age before byes. The OP was posted in the middle of the night in perhaps a portent of the current day match posting fad in what I assume was a predictably convivial week between the two clubs idk I'm not going through 38 pages of conviviality you do it. There were plenty of current day Wazzas involved. zackah BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Freofalcon Raveneyes pantskyle (via his Doctor Colossus personality) & yours truly suited up on game day, former captain TheInjuryFactory was serving some sort of penalty but was active as heck otherwise, Agent93 was captaining the opposition, and there were appearances from The Filth Wizard TubbsFarquhar Stokey & coach The Donald throughout the week. There was also eight current Hawks involved back then, as well as this week's OP writer/erroneous accuser Chipmunk.

The match itself was posted at a traditional Sunday afternoon timeslot and started with PMBangers kicking a goal for the Hawks in the opening minute. The one minute and 14 seconds between that and zackah kicking a replying goal [SPOILER ALERT] was the only time the Hawks led all game. We kicked 8 goals to 2 in the first quarter, another 8 goals to 2 in the second quarter, 9 goals to 5 in the third quarter and 6 goals to 1 in the last quarter to finish 31.10 (196) for us and 10.11 (71) to them. The list of records for this result is unsurpassed:

31.10 (196) is the highest score in Coney Island history,
125 points is the biggest win in Coney Island history,
41 is the most scoring shots in a single match in Coney Island history,
21 is the second biggest differential between goals and behinds in Coney Island history,
148 points between rounds 11 & 12 in season 30 is the most positive form reversal in Coney Island history.

Kicking 31 goals means many Wazzas filled their boots. Raveneyes led the way with 6, Freofalcon & NaturalDisaster (remember him?) kicked 4 each, FootyGuy13 & iGNITER kicked 3 each, and pantskyle harry000 & BEEG kicked 2 each. Hell, even Randomizor kicked 2. How random is that?

And to kick 31 goals you need people to get the ball to the goal kickers. Those with leather poisoning included FootyGuy13 (37 disposals), Dinsdale (33), oldmate (32), pantskyle & Randomizor (26 each), leobarryustar (25), RelaxMax (23) & BEEG (21).

Reminisce Wazzas, this was a result out of the box. Enjoy the week, then assume the position on Friday 3.

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[Tarkyn_24]

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Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Hello Wazzas, we have another opportunity here to take a look back at Tales of Yore with this week's This Round In Warriors History.

This week being round 12 and given that our opponents are the East Side Hawks, I thought we'd go back to a previous time where we played the East Side Hawks in round 12. Back to season 30.

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By round 12 of season 30 neither the Warriors nor the Hawks (before they burst into flames) were getting the rub of the qooty green, sitting 10th & 11th on the ladder with each having 3-8 records in an age before byes. The OP was posted in the middle of the night in perhaps a portent of the current day match posting fad in what I assume was a predictably convivial week between the two clubs idk I'm not going through 38 pages of conviviality you do it. There were plenty of current day Wazzas involved. zackah BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Freofalcon Raveneyes pantskyle (via his Doctor Colossus personality) & yours truly suited up on game day, former captain TheInjuryFactory was serving some sort of penalty but was active as heck otherwise, Agent93 was captaining the opposition, and there were appearances from The Filth Wizard TubbsFarquhar Stokey & coach The Donald throughout the week. There was also eight current Hawks involved back then, as well as this week's OP writer/erroneous accuser Chipmunk.

The match itself was posted at a traditional Sunday afternoon timeslot and started with PMBangers kicking a goal for the Hawks in the opening minute. The one minute and 14 seconds between that and zackah kicking a replying goal [SPOILER ALERT] was the only time the Hawks led all game. We kicked 8 goals to 2 in the first quarter, another 8 goals to 2 in the second quarter, 9 goals to 5 in the third quarter and 6 goals to 1 in the last quarter to finish 31.10 (196) for us and 10.11 (71) to them. The list of records for this result is unsurpassed:

31.10 (196) is the highest score in Coney Island history,
125 points is the biggest win in Coney Island history,
41 is the most scoring shots in a single match in Coney Island history,
21 is the second biggest differential between goals and behinds in Coney Island history,
148 points between rounds 11 & 12 in season 30 is the most positive form reversal in Coney Island history.

Kicking 31 goals means many Wazzas filled their boots. Raveneyes led the way with 6, Freofalcon & NaturalDisaster (remember him?) kicked 4 each, FootyGuy13 & iGNITER kicked 3 each, and pantskyle harry000 & BEEG kicked 2 each. Hell, even Randomizor kicked 2. How random is that?

And to kick 31 goals you need people to get the ball to the goal kickers. Those with leather poisoning included FootyGuy13 (37 disposals), Dinsdale (33), oldmate (32), pantskyle & Randomizor (26 each), leobarryustar (25), RelaxMax (23) & BEEG (21).

Reminisce Wazzas, this was a result out of the box. Enjoy the week, then assume the position on Friday 3.

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Now post one where the Warriors did well.

 

[Mofra]

I think we both deserve a priority pick

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I think we both deserve a priority pick

 

[pantskyle]

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Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Hello Wazzas, we have another opportunity here to take a look back at Tales of Yore with this week's This Round In Warriors History.

This week being round 12 and given that our opponents are the East Side Hawks, I thought we'd go back to a previous time where we played the East Side Hawks in round 12. Back to season 30.

View attachment 1961063

By round 12 of season 30 neither the Warriors nor the Hawks (before they burst into flames) were getting the rub of the qooty green, sitting 10th & 11th on the ladder with each having 3-8 records in an age before byes. The OP was posted in the middle of the night in perhaps a portent of the current day match posting fad in what I assume was a predictably convivial week between the two clubs idk I'm not going through 38 pages of conviviality you do it. There were plenty of current day Wazzas involved. zackah BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Freofalcon Raveneyes pantskyle (via his Doctor Colossus personality) & yours truly suited up on game day, former captain TheInjuryFactory was serving some sort of penalty but was active as heck otherwise, Agent93 was captaining the opposition, and there were appearances from The Filth Wizard TubbsFarquhar Stokey & coach The Donald throughout the week. There was also eight current Hawks involved back then, as well as this week's OP writer/erroneous accuser Chipmunk.

The match itself was posted at a traditional Sunday afternoon timeslot and started with PMBangers kicking a goal for the Hawks in the opening minute. The one minute and 14 seconds between that and zackah kicking a replying goal [SPOILER ALERT] was the only time the Hawks led all game. We kicked 8 goals to 2 in the first quarter, another 8 goals to 2 in the second quarter, 9 goals to 5 in the third quarter and 6 goals to 1 in the last quarter to finish 31.10 (196) for us and 10.11 (71) to them. The list of records for this result is unsurpassed:

31.10 (196) is the highest score in Coney Island history,
125 points is the biggest win in Coney Island history,
41 is the most scoring shots in a single match in Coney Island history,
21 is the second biggest differential between goals and behinds in Coney Island history,
148 points between rounds 11 & 12 in season 30 is the most positive form reversal in Coney Island history.

Kicking 31 goals means many Wazzas filled their boots. Raveneyes led the way with 6, Freofalcon & NaturalDisaster (remember him?) kicked 4 each, FootyGuy13 & iGNITER kicked 3 each, and pantskyle harry000 & BEEG kicked 2 each. Hell, even Randomizor kicked 2. How random is that?

And to kick 31 goals you need people to get the ball to the goal kickers. Those with leather poisoning included FootyGuy13 (37 disposals), Dinsdale (33), oldmate (32), pantskyle & Randomizor (26 each), leobarryustar (25), RelaxMax (23) & BEEG (21).

Reminisce Wazzas, this was a result out of the box. Enjoy the week, then assume the position on Friday 3.

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I told you last week it's not happening.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I told you last week it's not happening.

Tell me again.

 

[pantskyle]

Tell me again.

It's not happening.

 

[Tonga Bob]

It's not happening.

What's not happening?

 

[FootyGuy13]

It's not happening.

Now say it like you mean it

 

[pantskyle]

What's not happening?

Don't jerk me around, fella.

Now say it like you mean it

IT'S NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HAPPENINGGGGG