CARLTON SALARY CAP

[Meteoric Rise]

That is the point, modern day AFL Carlton are not a successful club.

Modern day Richmond were not a successful club. Then in a 4 year period they won 50% more Grand Finals than Collingwood has won in the last 67 years.

Really, Collingwood has not been a successful club since prior to WW2 commencing. It is 90 years since you were even the equal most successful club in an individual decade.

90 years.

And you are here pronouncing on the lack of success of other clubs.

Which is why you should never talk about lack of success during any relevant period to any of our lives and confine yourself to your 1 wood, boasting about being the least successful club at collecting key draft picks when you are shit, which you are about to be, in spades.

 

[doppleganger]

Modern day Richmond were not a successful club. Then in a 4 year period they won 50% more Grand Finals than Collingwood has won in the last 67 years.

Really, Collingwood has not been a successful club since prior to WW2 commencing. It is 90 years since you were even the equal most successful club in an individual decade.

90 years.

And you are here pronouncing on the lack of success of other clubs.

Which is why you should never talk about lack of success during any relevant period to any of our lives and confine yourself to your 1 wood, boasting about being the least successful club at collecting key draft picks when you are shit, which you are about to be, in spades.

Herp Derp, another ramble.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Herp Derp, another ramble.

I am sorry your club has won the Grand Final **** all times in the last 90 years for you. This fact unfairly renders all of your carefully curated arguments against more successful clubs absurd.

If success in Grand Finals was a society based economy, you would be our slave. I don't know what we have ever done to deserve such a poor quality slave, but you have to take the good with the bad sometimes.

 

[Cyclops]

Modern day Richmond were not a successful club. Then in a 4 year period they won 50% more Grand Finals than Collingwood has won in the last 67 years.

Really, Collingwood has not been a successful club since prior to WW2 commencing. It is 90 years since you were even the equal most successful club in an individual decade.

90 years.

And you are here pronouncing on the lack of success of other clubs.

Which is why you should never talk about lack of success during any relevant period to any of our lives and confine yourself to your 1 wood, boasting about being the least successful club at collecting key draft picks when you are shit, which you are about to be, in spades.

Is this Richmond maffs? In the last 67 years we've won 3, in the last decade you've won 3. Its frankly embarrassing for you to have to have this pointed out.

The rest of your diatribe is so weirdly phrased, you sure youre not a Hawthorn stats nerd? They're usually the ones with the equations and the "since 24th June 1961" and all that guff.

Here's some examples of how to boast.

No one has won more flags than us. We've won the most games, we've won the most finals, and the most minor premierships. We have the most father sons too, because our players are more virile and more loyal. Funny because that rule was brought in to steal success off us and give to some lesser club.

The league has made so many rules to take success off us and give it to the lesser clubs and we're still the best.

See? Its easy. Just tell the truth, no need for algorithms when talking about footy. KISS and all that.

 

[Rail King]

Is this Richmond maffs? In the last 67 years we've won 3, in the last decade you've won 3. Its frankly embarrassing for you to have to have this pointed out.

The rest of your diatribe is so weirdly phrased, you sure youre not a Hawthorn stats nerd? They're usually the ones with the equations and the "since 24th June 1961" and all that guff.

Here's some examples of how to boast.

No one has won more flags than us. We've won the most games, we've won the most finals, and the most minor premierships. We have the most father sons too, because our players are more virile and more loyal. Funny because that rule was brought in to steal success off us and give to some lesser club.

The league has made so many rules to take success off us and give it to the lesser clubs and we're still the best.

See? Its easy. Just tell the truth, no need for algorithms when talking about footy. KISS and all that.

Nobody is a bigger nuff nuff than a Bigfooty Richmond nuff nuff.
The stuff they say is extraordinary.
A short period of success has made them completely unaware of the previous 3 decades of irrelevance.
Don't even think about mentioning anything about the 1970s or God forbid Neil Balme, as they will go completely berserk, even though none of them actually saw footy in that era.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Is this Richmond maffs? In the last 67 years we've won 3, in the last decade you've won 3. Its frankly embarrassing for you to have to have this pointed out.

The rest of your diatribe is so weirdly phrased, you sure youre not a Hawthorn stats nerd? They're usually the ones with the equations and the "since 24th June 1961" and all that guff.

Here's some examples of how to boast.

No one has won more flags than us. We've won the most games, we've won the most finals, and the most minor premierships. We have the most father sons too, because our players are more virile and more loyal. Funny because that rule was brought in to steal success off us and give to some lesser club.

The league has made so many rules to take success off us and give it to the lesser clubs and we're still the best.

See? Its easy. Just tell the truth, no need for algorithms when talking about footy. KISS and all that.

More complex narrative than in an average doppleganger defend Collingweird to the hilt post. And you are telling me to KISS.

You are right about one thing though. Right up until it ended 90 odd years ago, Collingwood were the most successful club.

90 years. You are overdue for some sustained success.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Nobody is a bigger nuff nuff than a Bigfooty Richmond nuff nuff.
The stuff they say is extraordinary.
A short period of success has made them completely unaware of the previous 3 decades of irrelevance.
Don't even think about mentioning anything about the 1970s or God forbid Neil Balme, as they will go completely berserk, even though none of them actually saw footy in that era.

Got shocking news for you Fail King, you better sit down. People tend to live longer than 50 years these days. Not all that many make 90 though.

 

[JustaBattler]

Got shocking news for you Fail King, you better sit down. People tend to live longer than 50 years these days. Not all that many make 90 though.

They've drunk so much 'participation award' bathwater they are drunk on their soap spuds.

 

[Freomaniac]

Let's start the count the year after St Kilda play in successive grand finals.

If you really want to be nasty and single out one club, go back from 2005 to now.

People keep bangin' about Essendon and their last finals win back in 2004

 

[RPCB]

Correct, no reason for TDK to stay at Carlton.

Which was literally my original point three pages ago.

 

[Cyclops]

More complex narrative than in an average doppleganger defend Collingweird to the hilt post. And you are telling me to KISS.

You are right about one thing though. Right up until it ended 90 odd years ago, Collingwood were the most successful club.

90 years. You are overdue for some sustained success.

I mean its pretty simple, but I guess it seems complex when you think 3>3.

0/10 rant, you didn't even mention the hypotenuse.

They've drunk so much 'participation award' bathwater they are drunk on their soap spuds.

Participation awards, thats like when you get a top 10 draft pick for finishing outside the finals, right?

You're looking to a Tiger for moral support, have some dignity man.

 

[RPCB]

I mean its pretty simple, but I guess it seems complex when you think 3>3.

0/10 rant, you didn't even mention the hypotenuse.


Participation awards, thats like when you get a top 10 draft pick for finishing outside the finals, right?

You're looking to a Tiger for moral support, have some dignity man.

If you want to look at a lack of dignity, then look no further than the leader of Collingwood supporters literally being Joffa for decades.

 

[JustaBattler]

I mean its pretty simple, but I guess it seems complex when you think 3>3.

0/10 rant, you didn't even mention the hypotenuse.


Participation awards, thats like when you get a top 10 draft pick for finishing outside the finals, right?

You're looking to a Tiger for moral support, have some dignity man.

I think you are confusing 'moral' support with laughter at you sillies - funnies are cross tribal and you Caringbushers are going to provide lots and lots of funnies to laiugh at over the coming years.

 

[Cyclops]

If you want to look at a lack of dignity, then look no further than the leader of Collingwood supporters literally being Joffa for decades.

He's a paedo and we despise him.

You want to talk about sex criminals? Show some class you ass.

I think you are confusing 'moral' support with laughter at you sillies - funnies are cross tribal and you Caringbushers are going to provide lots and lots of funnies to laiugh at over the coming years.

My Carlton neighbor told me St Kilda keep pinching his best players so I asked how many good players he has and he said he just misses finals and gets a new top 10 pick afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding high draft picks to St Kilda and then his daughter started crying.

 

[GWT6]

Is this Richmond maffs? In the last 67 years we've won 3, in the last decade you've won 3. Its frankly embarrassing for you to have to have this pointed out.

The rest of your diatribe is so weirdly phrased, you sure youre not a Hawthorn stats nerd? They're usually the ones with the equations and the "since 24th June 1961" and all that guff.

Here's some examples of how to boast.

No one has won more flags than us. We've won the most games, we've won the most finals, and the most minor premierships. We have the most father sons too, because our players are more virile and more loyal. Funny because that rule was brought in to steal success off us and give to some lesser club.

The league has made so many rules to take success off us and give it to the lesser clubs and we're still the best.

See? Its easy. Just tell the truth, no need for algorithms when talking about footy. KISS and all that.

I find this post so cringeworthy.

I have no idea why people believe they are part of the team.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

He's a paedo and we despise him.

You want to talk about sex criminals? Show some class you ass.


My Carlton neighbor told me St Kilda keep pinching his best players so I asked how many good players he has and he said he just misses finals and gets a new top 10 pick afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding high draft picks to St Kilda and then his daughter started crying.

Joffa is a significant part of the history of your club. You need to own that before you can deal with the stain. But the proverbial seven maids with seven mops for half a year could not sweep it clear while you continue to avoid even acknowledging the matter.

And this is especially so while you are here seeking to throw shade on other clubs.

And you need to learn there is a number between 1 and 3. It is embarrassing for us to have to explain to you that your club has won the Grand Final twice in the last 67 years.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

I find this post so cringeworthy.

I have no idea why people believe they are part of the team.

Wants to own everything about his chosen club except the dark parts.

Especially the Grand Final victory drought over the last 67 years.

 

[GWT6]

Wants top own everything about his chosen club except the dark parts.

Especially the Grand Final victory drought over the last 67 years.

I find these posts just as cringeworthy.

Just oure bigfooty nuff.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

I find these posts just as cringeworthy.

Just oure bigfooty nuff.

Does the word "cringeworthy" become exactly that when it is incorrectly applied?

 

[Cyclops]

Joffa is a significant part of the history of your club. You need to own that before you can deal with the stain. But the proverbial seven maids with seven mops for half a year could not sweep it clear while you continue to avoid even acknowledging the matter.

And this is especially so while you are here seeking to throw shade on other clubs.

And you need to learn there is a number between 1 and 3. It is embarrassing for us to have to explain to you that your club has won the Grand Final twice in the last 67 years.

1990, 2010, 2023. One, two, three, use your fingers, count with me. Come on little fella, you can do it.

As for Joffa Corfe, he's a scum, and I don't know a single Pie who doesn't despise and revile him. Your own club has its offenders, but its improper to bring that up in these fora. Lift your game, you are disgracing yourself.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

1990, 2010, 2023. One, two, three, use your fingers, count with me. Come on little fella, you can do it.

As for Joffa Corfe, he's a scum, and I don't know a single Pie who doesn't despise and revile him. Your own club has its offenders, but its improper to bring that up in these fora. Lift your game, you are disgracing yourself.

Only a Collingweird supporter could bring something up while pretending he is not bringing it up on moral grounds.

There again, given you think a Grand Final draw is a Grand Final victory, plain obvious truths are clearly not your strong suit.

 

[Robertio]

Is this Richmond maffs? In the last 67 years we've won 3, in the last decade you've won 3. Its frankly embarrassing for you to have to have this pointed out.

The rest of your diatribe is so weirdly phrased, you sure youre not a Hawthorn stats nerd? They're usually the ones with the equations and the "since 24th June 1961" and all that guff.

Here's some examples of how to boast.

No one has won more flags than us. We've won the most games, we've won the most finals, and the most minor premierships. We have the most father sons too, because our players are more virile and more loyal. Funny because that rule was brought in to steal success off us and give to some lesser club.

The league has made so many rules to take success off us and give it to the lesser clubs and we're still the best.

See? Its easy. Just tell the truth, no need for algorithms when talking about footy. KISS and all that.

You left out we play on our home ground the most.

 

[Giant YoYo]

I always thought blue baggas was code word for endless money bags

 

[Mr.X]

Carlton salary cap is in great shape, they were very responsible in not matching the TDK offer and the JSOS move also freed up some space

What came in over the off season was great value too.

Some very shrewd list management on show by the Blues recently, demonstrates the club has upped its game in terms of professionalism

 

[RPCB]

Carlton salary cap is in great shape, they were very responsible in not matching the TDK offer and the JSOS move also freed up some space

What came in over the off season was great value too.

Some very shrewd list management on show by the Blues recently, demonstrates the club has upped its game in terms of professionalism

Yes. Now we have many options moving forward. We have an abundance of 1st round picks and also the cap space to hit free agency hard ofer the next 2 years (Gov, Williams, Saad are all OOC at the end of this year).

It’s the best position we have found ourselves in for years.