It’s 20,720 days since Melbourne won a premiership
Sucked-in you descendants of dandruffed, try-hard plutocrats
For nearly 60 years you've been bedwetters and that’s not going to change this game
We have Jamie F*cking Elliott back
Pace, one grab, truth off the boot
And a face to melt the stony heart of a tuckshop manager
Time for more swagger this week
Poulter, McCreery, and Daics you are in Sydney – goal, showboat, sledge
Jordy you are a natural for this city of glitz and frosting; time to dominate young fella, Hell is couldabeen
I will stand and applaud Bucks and probably mist-up – he has a red hot go and carries himself with dignity
He’s been a black and white warrior and deserves our thanks and love
We extend our winning streak
Collingwood by 64 points
Sucked-in you descendants of dandruffed, try-hard plutocrats
For nearly 60 years you've been bedwetters and that’s not going to change this game
We have Jamie F*cking Elliott back
Pace, one grab, truth off the boot
And a face to melt the stony heart of a tuckshop manager
Time for more swagger this week
Poulter, McCreery, and Daics you are in Sydney – goal, showboat, sledge
Jordy you are a natural for this city of glitz and frosting; time to dominate young fella, Hell is couldabeen
I will stand and applaud Bucks and probably mist-up – he has a red hot go and carries himself with dignity
He’s been a black and white warrior and deserves our thanks and love
We extend our winning streak
Collingwood by 64 points