FootyLad0
Club Legend
- Jun 3, 2019
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- AFL Club
- Geelong
This was posted on the Port Adelaide vs Geelong upcoming Match Thread they created on their board. They seem pretty despondent about playing us at Kardinia coming off a loss but some of the memes including this Carmelo Anthony copypasta got a good chuckle out of me
Third national TV game in four weeks. A classic Friday night footy game deserves a classic result. I can see it now.....
Clock winds down to 15 seconds left in game
ball is kicked to Dixon who turns face to face against De Koning
"You took my family"
moves to the left
"You took my friends"
moves to the right
"You took all that was dear to me"
Clock winds down to 2
"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"
Kicks it, fire coming out of his shoes
"BIG CUMS"
Ball flies over De Konings head, goes straight through the middle. Dixon falls to the ground, exhausted.
"Hinkley.. Senpai... I..."
faints
Final Score
Cats 123
Power 57
Third national TV game in four weeks. A classic Friday night footy game deserves a classic result. I can see it now.....
Clock winds down to 15 seconds left in game
ball is kicked to Dixon who turns face to face against De Koning
"You took my family"
moves to the left
"You took my friends"
moves to the right
"You took all that was dear to me"
Clock winds down to 2
"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"
Kicks it, fire coming out of his shoes
"BIG CUMS"
Ball flies over De Konings head, goes straight through the middle. Dixon falls to the ground, exhausted.
"Hinkley.. Senpai... I..."
faints
Final Score
Cats 123
Power 57