How embarrasing

[Bee]

Jod, What do you mean I'm making trouble? I am the innocent party in all this.

Fletch,
I didn't know how old you were. I just thought with your attitude to women you may have been older than 18.

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[Ziggy]

Oi Dan
How did Saturday night go? Details mate, details.

 

[Darky]

One day at work one of the guys brought in a rubber sherrin replica footy for a kick at lunchtime in the carpark. They asked if I could kick a footy and I said shit yeah, I'm a great kick!
After about 5 minutes, my workboot launched a 30 metre Peter Hudson-style floater staright through a car's back windscreen.
Whose car was it? The depot manager's car!!!
The damage? $450 worth of glass and a similarly shattered ego. The boss actually patted me on the back for taking the rap while the other two guys I was playing footy with shirked any responsility and disassociated themselves from the whole thing.

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Face me evil bastard, smell the hate of angels
Glory pride and bloodshed
Cowards and beholders, rapers of my wisdom mix of dust and bones
Go back to your abyss, Darky will not fall, but your heads will soon roll
Test the blade of heroes, fury of the thunder hit my golden shield

 

[Dan26]

Saturday night was good. Bee went down on me for a while, and then I took her for a bit of a wild ride. All in all it was a good night. Think, she might even start barracking for the Bombers.

I told her if you want me again, you're going to have to change to Essendon.

She said : "Dan, I hate Essendon, but if it means f*cking you, I'll change teams."

That's what really happened.

 

[fighting fury]

Dan, I'm shocked! I had you figured for a nice boy. Even considered you might have been a long lost bro to CJH!lol.

Keep your private life off the board please!lol.

My most embarrassing moment was this:

A few years ago, my brother-in-law's ex-girlfriend asked me to fill in as Goal Defense for her netball team.

I hadn't played since early high school, but I thought well they were desperate so I'll give it a go. Anyway the match came up, into position we all went and the game started. I was in utter panic. I prayed the ball would be kept down the other end so that I wouldn't have to perform. But unfortunately down came the ball and every time I did my defending trick the whistle would blow!

This happened 3 times. The referee kept saying too close! By the 4th time not only did my team members tell me what I was supposed to be doing but the opposite team was also telling me what to do while the whole stadium of spectators watched on and laughed.
HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!

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Welcome to the jungle

 

[Bee]

Hey Dannyboy, you must have started without me. I don't recollect being there. You have just given a new meaning to "enjoying yourself"

Oh and BTW, you actually managed to make me blush, with your post. And that is something that is hard to do!

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[Dan26]

Bee,

The name of this topic is "how embarassing".

I'm not going to hide behind some unregistered name. If I want to say something, even if it is embarassing (and untrue, of course), then I will !

You must have forgotten that you were there. You obviously had such a great time, when I was munching you that you lost all sense of control. Funny things happen when women get excited - they often forget where they are or what they were doing. This must have happened to you.

 

[Dan26]

Fighting fury.

I am a nice boy, but it's hard to fight off women sometimes.

What can I say, I'm a giver !

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[Bee]

Dan,
I know where I was Saturday night and you weren't there. Do you have me confused with someone else?

Thank you for making me blush, for the second time today. I don't think I have actually blushed since I was 18 years old, but you have managed to do it to me twice in one day.