The mail man says that Willie got petrol residue in his sample after attempting to start his lawnmower.
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Current events suggest otherwise.I think he's our smartest.
Ok, why was there another fluid in the first instance then?
Yes he is.You're an idiot. Willie isn't even a top 10 player for us. We won last year without 3 top 10 players.
You can't begrudge them amusing themselves at our expense, it's been a grim... well forever I guess for them.Was informed by some very excited lavenders at work this afternoon. What a disappointment. Haven’t seen them this happy in years.
This is why none of this makes any sense!Hey Guys,
For those questioning the ASADA testing protocol please refer to this guideline
Testing guide | Australian Sports Anti-doping Authority - ASADA
Learn what will happen during and after a testing session.www.asada.gov.au
"Once notified of selection for testing, the athlete must remain in direct observation of the DCO or Chaperone until the DCO is satisfied that the sample collection procedure is complete.
Any attempt to evade notification may result in an anti‑doping rule violation and a ban from sport."
"The athlete is required to thoroughly wash and dry their hands before providing a urine sample. They are also required to remove any clothing from the knees to the mid-torso and from the hands to the elbows.
The athlete is responsible for controlling their sample and keeping it in view of the DCO or Chaperone until it is sealed in a sample collection kit"
Need to jettison the tin foil hat. The best you can hope for is incompetence.No s**t. How do we know if asada isnt corrupt? Happens in all levels of society. Just need one twisted individual with a vendetta in a place of power. Who is watching asada to make sure they arnt cheating?
Hey Guys,
For those questioning the ASADA testing protocol please refer to this guideline
Testing guide | Australian Sports Anti-doping Authority - ASADA
Learn what will happen during and after a testing session.www.asada.gov.au
"Once notified of selection for testing, the athlete must remain in direct observation of the DCO or Chaperone until the DCO is satisfied that the sample collection procedure is complete.
Any attempt to evade notification may result in an anti‑doping rule violation and a ban from sport."
"The athlete is required to thoroughly wash and dry their hands before providing a urine sample. They are also required to remove any clothing from the knees to the mid-torso and from the hands to the elbows.
The athlete is responsible for controlling their sample and keeping it in view of the DCO or Chaperone until it is sealed in a sample collection kit"
Fox Sports News 20 minutes ago giving commentary that “even though the Eagles’ previous culture issues were 15 years ago, it will be all dredged up again”
This is the standard procedure. We have to live with it.I'm just trying to work out how one of players can be suspended indefinitely based on a vague, inconclusive finding that took over 3 weeks to come up with and still requires further testing(not to mention the disruption to the team).
Granted, if he is guilty, then he should cop a hefty suspension but surely science dictates we get some answers a bit quicker than this. Over 3 weeks to determine that there is something wrong with a bit of piss? Mah pleesh, it's a ******* piss test ffs, we aren't trying to split the atom here.
I'm just trying to work out how one of players can be suspended indefinitely based on a vague, inconclusive finding that took over 3 weeks to come up with and still requires further testing(not to mention the disruption to the team).
Granted, if he is guilty, then he should cop a hefty suspension but surely science dictates we get some answers a bit quicker than this. Over 3 weeks to determine that there is something wrong with a bit of piss? Mah pleesh, it's a ******* piss test ffs, we aren't trying to split the atom here.
If he has been suspended immediately, it looks to me he has f**ked up big time. But we are only going to kill ourselves speculating about what has happened. We need to breath and come back in the next few days.
Lol I doubt he's tampered with it as a joke.If he's accidentally tampered with it - ie dropped a mint or jerked off just before, is that a lesser penalty?
If he's done it as a joke, is that a lesser penalty? Since he wasn't doing anything to hide illicit drugs or PEDs.
If he did infact tamper whilst ASADA workers were right there, is the ASADA representative fired for major incompetence seeing as they've managed to let a player tamper under their watch?
Maybe, the tester, noticed shenanigans, and reported it, as they should.If he did infact tamper whilst ASADA workers were right there, is the ASADA representative fired for major incompetence seeing as they've managed to let a player tamper under their watch?