Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 26 Team Thread - ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Barrybran - S26 Mateflon Winner ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ

[Tandy]

Good to see kdavva74 and JoshWoodenSpoon get away in the off season.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Good to see kdavva74 and JoshWoodenSpoon get away in the off season.

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How’s that wingspan?! I’m such a modern qootballer.

 

[Barrybran]

How’s that wingspan?! I’m such a modern qootballer.

JWS at full back

 

[philreich]

Get in there Bears, and make sure you utilise #straightsetsgumbies at the end of your posts .

 

[Test Tickle]

Good to see kdavva74 and JoshWoodenSpoon get away in the off season.

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Very lucky JWS

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Very lucky JWS

Luck has nothing to do with it mate.
Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

 

[Tandy]

How’s that wingspan?! I’m such a modern qootballer.

Not to mention a great looking neck

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Whelp, at least no-one picked up that we had caloschwaby spelt wrong in our squad list all season.

 

[The Half Back]

Whelp, at least no-one picked up that we had caloschwaby spelt wrong in our squad list all season.

Bears to start next season on -68 points.

 

[philreich]

Bears to start next season on -68 points.

Which is a problem in a 16 round season - the best finish they could hope for would be -4, which would be good enough for 13th place (daylight 12th) .

 

[Barrybran]

Bears to start next season on -68 points.

Which is a problem in a 16 round season - the best finish they could hope for would be -4, which would be good enough for 13th place (daylight 12th) .

* this s**t. I'm off to the Dragonhawks.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Bears to start next season on -68 points.

Which is a problem in a 16 round season - the best finish they could hope for would be -4, which would be good enough for 13th place (daylight 12th) .

I think it would actually just be me getting a week off for every match calo played.
In which case Bears would be a lock for top of the ladder.

 

[Test Tickle]

How did we lose 7 of our last 9 games? We did not deserve that!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

How did we lose 7 of our last 9 games? We did not deserve that!

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Some may put it down to tired young legs, but I blame Tandy's road trip.

 

[Tandy]

Some may put it down to tired young legs, but I blame Tandy's road trip.

Yeh, it was a poorly timed road trip. MBP was never the same after that. I think he left apart of himself at Joshua Tree....his mind.

 

[Dav]

Any timeframe for B&F Josh?

 

[Tandy]

Any timeframe for B&F Josh?

Yes good question
Also, what's um ah happening with the name bud

 

[Dav]

Yes good question
Also, what's um ah happening with the name bud

I prefer simplified names without numbers and everyone called me Cadaver already.

 

[Tandy]

I prefer simplified names without numbers and everyone called me Cadaver already.

Yeah that's how I was saying it in my head. It's pleasing to the eye too

 

[Dav]

Yeah that's how I was saying it in my head. It's pleasing to the eye too

I did debunk the pronunciation on the first podcast, it was kay-davva, but yeah, I get a yearly name change with my Platinum membership so may as well use it.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Any timeframe for B&F Josh?

Last season it was in the week following the GF, which I believe what still one of or maybe the first.
There's some pretty complex computation involved to optimise Gero's disappointment, but we can also do it earlier if yas like.

 

[Dav]

Last season it was in the week following the GF, which I believe what still one of or maybe the first.
There's some pretty complex computation involved to optimise Gero's disappointment, but we can also do it earlier if yas like.

I don't really mind either way.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

There's some pretty complex computation involved to optimise Gero's disappointment, but we can also do it earlier if yas like.

* off matey.
This s**t is rigged.

I should have one by now.
* yas all. Except Magdaddy, he's too handsome to be mad at

 

[Dav]

**** off matey.
This s**t is rigged.

I should have one by now.
**** yas all. Except Magdaddy, he's too handsome to be mad at

Barrybran will win it this year, sorry bud.

 

[Tandy]

What's the formula for the B&F?