Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 26 Team Thread - ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Barrybran - S26 Mateflon Winner ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ

[Dav]

Remember how I said The Half Back was our 50th player?

Turns out it was actually Citroin.

 

[Dav]

Some more historical record stuff:

• After playing 18 games in Season 26, kane249 has become just the second player to achieve Bears life membership, now sitting on 160 career games. He is just 18 shy of Dingster's record of 178.
• brahj became just the 8th player to reach 100 games for the club after Dingster, Matera92, kane249, AngryRanga, hilly, Miguel Sanchez and Magruder. RookiePick (92 games) and Doctor Gero (91) are in line to become the 9th and 10th.
• brahj has also edged closer to the club goalkicking record, with his 15 this season propelling him to 138, 10 short of Quivorir's record.
• Jezmiester40 (6th with 91 goals) and RookiePick (10th with 80 goals) have also cracked the top 10.

 

[Dav]

All-time Statistical Leaders:

Games: Dingster, 178
Goals: Quivorir, 148

Hitouts: brahj, 517
Kicks: Matera92, 1276
Handballs: Matera92, 1237
Disposals: Matera92, 2513
Marks: Matera92, 613
Tackles: DemonJim, 386
Frees For: Dingster, 356
Frees Against: DaveW & Dingster, 211
Dream Team: Dingster, 9143
Exie: Dingster, 11259

 

[Quivorir]

Well this is very interesting.

I'll return to the Bears if I can have FF.

 

[Dav]

Well this is very interesting.

I'll return to the Bears if I can have FF.

brahj to play FF in Season 27

 

[Barrybran]

brahj to play FF in Season 27

I think we might leave that one to the captain, yeah?

 

[Dav]

I think we might leave that one to the captain, yeah?

I mean he could probably make up that 11 pretty quickly.

And of course I was kidding, I'm playing full forward next season.

 

[The Half Back]

Remember how I said The Half Back was our 50th player?

Turns out it was actually Citroin.

Lies, never happened.

 

[Dav]

Lies, never happened.

Do not speak this blasphemy, I am the Statskeeper.

 

[The Half Back]

Do not speak this blasphemy, I am the Statskeeper.

You can never take this away from me.

And a very late congrats to The Half Back on being number 50.

 

[brahj]

Well this is very interesting.

I'll return to the Bears if I can have FF.

Over my inactive account.

 

[RookiePick]

Do not speak this blasphemy, I am the StatsGatekeeper.

A very fetching look!

 

[RookiePick]

Disposals

    Player              Tot   Ave               
 1. Test Tickle         385  21.4
 2. Barrybran           361  20.1
 3. Doctor Gero         322  17.9
 4. brahj               316  17.6
 5. gym4life            315  19.7
 6. Tandy               276  21.2
 7. kane249             263  14.6
 8. Tommycash           259  14.4
 9. RookiePick          230  12.8
10. JoshWoodenSpoon     220  12.2

Pretty sure the second number is my disposal efficiency. **** the sim!

 

[Tommycash]

Barrybran is top 5 in every stat bar hitouts.

better up his game I guess.

 

[Matera92]

All-time Statistical Leaders:

Games: Dingster, 178
Goals: Quivorir, 148

Hitouts: brahj, 517
Kicks: Matera92, 1276
Handballs: Matera92, 1237
Disposals: Matera92, 2513
Marks: Matera92, 613
Tackles: DemonJim, 386
Frees For: Dingster, 356
Frees Against: DaveW & Dingster, 211
Dream Team: Dingster, 9143
Exie: Dingster, 11259

What a ******* legend I am.

 

[Dav]

What a ******* legend I am.

Shithouse tackler though.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Barrybran could go close for Frees Against this season I reckon.

 

[Barrybran]

Barrybran could go close for Frees Against this season I reckon.

Close to what?

 

[Matera92]

Shithouse tackler though.

Bruise free since 03.

 

[Dav]

Close to what?

The all-time record held by Dingster and early legend DaveW.

 

[Barrybran]

The all-time record held by Dingster and early legend DaveW.

What's the record and how far am I away from it?

 

[Dav]

What's the record and how far am I away from it?

211. 187 to go to break it.

 

[Barrybran]

211. 187 to go to break it.

Looks like I'll have to up my game

 

[philreich]

What a ******* legend I am.

Are you related to okeydoke7?

 

[Dav]

So, we lost 7 of our last 9 games, but our aggregate margin over that time was still +3.