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Autopsy Players at your club with receding hairlines and more than average amounts of body hair
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Good to know that a moderator can't see the forest for the trees then.
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Jobe has a bit of mange.
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Fantastic comb-over
Jordan lewis is slowly reaching. We needed someone to step up since Sewell has left
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Adam Cooney has a bit of alopecia too.
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You don't think that's just him taking the piss? He posts more on the board I mod than any other board. I know his tendencies, he's not serious. Stress lessssss
Not AFL related , but Marouane Chamakh's hair is horrid
ya never gonna help KB, and Bruce Doull, and Nigel Smart, and Nathan Jones, and Milham Hanna. my entire thesis, is all these signifiers are natural. but you need to baseline what was the natural mark on the athlete. even Mark Harvey's head and hands grew after he retired when he was a head coach at freo cos his pituitary glannd was spurting hgh like a gusher in saud, cos Mark Harvey had a brain tumour. so this was an unnatural, natural state. but the hgh made parts of his body grow.
http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-ne...ret-my-brain-tumour-battle-20100612-y4pd.html
his wife noticed too.
i also heard, for men, there was one side-effect, of one part of the body also enlargening. the tumescent part.
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Not AFL but I believe he worked with the Yankees.
transverse cjc adbominisEllard is further proof that it's more important to play and look like a God...
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Ellard is further proof that it's more important to play and look like a God...
Still think Judd needs to let it grow into the Phil Collins/Kelsey Grammer/Ablett Snr style:
That hint of mullet at the back (as opposed to the full Flying Doormat) is underrated, understated and classy.
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So does BJ.
From other clubs, not sure if James Kelly's got a full body of hair or does some deforestation.
We've known about Jack Riewoldt's recession for some time.
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The off-season has arrived and, as we all know, it's the perfect time to discuss all the important issues in the footy world, such as crack snorting, wife beating, toilet recording and hat wearing.
Today, however, we're going to discuss perhaps what one might consider to be a slightly more serious issue. Hair and hair aesthetics.
The original player with a receding hairline and more than average amounts of body hair (let's acronymise this - RHAMTAABH (pronounced 'Ram Tab' with a exhale sound at the end to represent the H)) was The Flying Doormat Bruce Doull.
"I wax now. It's manscaping." Alex Marcou.
"Your hairy shoulders were iconic. They were just a part of football society. And now you get them waxed. I don't know what's real any more. "Sam Pang.
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A bloody disgrace that this golden opportunity for Peter Filandia to get his name mentioned for something other than that incident falls from the sky and nobody seizes it. Seems like it could be a Sydney thing: they all get rid of their body hair like they're in the national swimming team or something, but Rhyce Shaw and Jarrad McVeigh's facial hair gives them away.
Josh Walker is the most likely Cat, by a mile.
Josh Walker is the most likely Cat, by a mile.
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Josh Walker really came out of the blue (and White) didn't he.
Must've been earlier this year or last year that I saw Josh on TV and said, "s**t!"
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I did have a quick look on AFL Photos at Nicks, but couldn't see a lot of evidence of above average body hair. Given his vintage, it would have been helpful if he'd at least rocked a Matty Richardson soul patch or something.
Seems like a good time to mention the late, great Dean Bailey, as well. Even his players were relentless on him about that, when he coached at Melbourne.
yeah he had an epic slug...similar to Josh Francou's, who reportedly had the full back crack n sack wax before every game.
I believe Francou was the first addicted manscaper to come out of the closet.
The last time he had a full mop? You can see the serious thinning up top.
He probably saw what happened to his old man and took advantage while he still could, RIP GAJ's hair 02-07
*edit, not my club. I wish I knew those Grand Final feels
Can't help but thinking the Goo man has retired early with thread like this. Haven't got a chesty bonds pick but here's receding Goo before the hair hat makeover
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At Carlton, Heath Scotland passed his recession tips onto Chris Yarran.
For Brisbane, Mitch Robinson.
Essendon don't have any emerging players yet.
For Brisbane, Mitch Robinson.
Essendon don't have any emerging players yet.
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That hint of mullet at the back (as opposed to the full Flying Doormat) is underrated, understated and classy.
The off-season has arrived and, as we all know, it's the perfect time to discuss all the important issues in the footy world, such as crack snorting, wife beating, toilet recording and hat wearing.
Today, however, we're going to discuss perhaps what one might consider to be a slightly more serious issue. Hair and hair aesthetics.
The original player with a receding hairline and more than average amounts of body hair (let's acronymise this - RHAMTAABH (pronounced 'Ram Tab' with a exhale sound at the end to represent the H)) was The Flying Doormat Bruce Doull.
Sorry! But Bruce without the headband. It just ain't right
Spangler has reportedly been growing hair for the likes of Lewis and Sewell when the need was realised in December 2013.Fantastic comb-over
Jordan lewis is slowly reaching. We needed someone to step up since Sewell has left
