Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 27

[SC_Power]

If you throw enough darts at the board eventually you will hit a bullseye , a Dangerfield if you will. And then that bullseye will run away from your club as fast as they can.

Tom Doedee, Alex Keath, Phil Davis, Jake Lever, Martin Mattner, Nathan Bock…. ** breath in …. Bernie Vince, Chris Knights, Patrick Dangerfield, Ricky Henderson, Josh Jenkins…. * breath in * …. Mitch McGovern, Jack Gunston, Kurt Tippett, Charlie Cameron, Hugh Greenwood, Jarryd Lyons, Ivan Maric, Shaun McKernan, Cam Ellis-Yolmen like this.

 

[It Just Is]

I’d like to see BZT put Fritsch in his pocket, right along side Tom Lynch.

 

[chiwigi]

So Essendon’s new cheat mechanic is called the ‘Essendon Edge’. It’s what led to Wright being banned. Hmm let me wonder if the umps will let them get away with twice as much as someone like Port would.

 

[Buget]

Tom Doedee, Alex Keath, Phil Davis, Jake Lever, Martin Mattner, Nathan Bock…. ** breath in …. Bernie Vince, Chris Knights, Patrick Dangerfield, Ricky Henderson, Josh Jenkins…. * breath in * …. Mitch McGovern, Jack Gunston, Kurt Tippett, Charlie Cameron, Hugh Greenwood, Jarryd Lyons, Ivan Maric, Shaun McKernan, Cam Ellis-Yolmen like this.

if you’re going down that path….

Rory Atkins, Shane McAdams, Eddie Betts (came and went…), Fischer McAsey….

 

[It Just Is]

That kick from Parish reminded me of Essendon lying to their own members last year about how long they contracted him for. Peak Dodoro.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Love modern football. 4 turnovers in 5 kicks of the footy. Chefs kiss.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Xavier Bootsma

 

[just_kick_it]

 

[JimmyBC]

David King sounds like a Ross Lyon groupie.

 

[It Just Is]

Hot Duurs so far

 

[afl2004]

Durrrrrsssss

 

[Powerade 08]

Come on Ryley Bonnet

U can win

 

[sobrave]

Hot Duurs so far

Granny, durrs is lovely

 

[JimmyBC]

Granny, durrs is lovely

Still the most disturbing user name in Big Faulkner history.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Still the most disturbing user name in Big Faulkner history.

what is it even referring to

 

[Jonts]

Ben McKay

32

Ben Mckay

Age

26

Ht

202cm

Wt

104kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.5

2star

K

3.7

1star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

1.7

4star

MG

77.2

1star

D

7.5

2star

K

4.5

2star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.5

2star

MG

88.5

2star

D

7.0

2star

K

3.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.0

4star

MG

67.8

1star

isn't a smart footballer

 

[Duck Farmer]

Their fans live in this perpetual dream land where every single young player who shows the slightest thing is bound to be a star.

They keep up the charade for ages long after everyone else has realised player x is a spud or bog average and then when they realise they turn on that player like they’re Hitler.


Scholl, hamill gollant, Fogarty, jones , McHenry Schoenberg just the recent examples in a long history. Every one of them put forth as elite young talents by crows fans unwavering in their belief.

Now it’s all about how Soligo and pedlar will become elite mids , rachele and rankine full time mids.

I still remember when Milera was going to become an elite mid for them.

Oh and how they were convinced butts was already/ or destined to become a premier key defender rather than a bog average defender.

If you throw enough darts at the board eventually you will hit a bullseye , a Dangerfield if you will. And then that bullseye will run away from your club as fast as they can.

For a team that's been down the bottom end of the table for quite a few seasons, they've really amassed a s**t list. That takes skill.

 

[Marmozet]

Commentators jizzing themselves over that St Kilda kick inside 50 hitting Membrey on the chest. It was alright but nothing better than what Dan Houston

5

Dan Houston

Age

26

Ht

186cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

11.8

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

289.2

4star

D

17.6

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

4star

MG

319.9

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.2

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

279.8

5star

and JHF do all the time.

 

[chiwigi]

Bonner just did a Bonner.

 

[Interstater]

Something to remember for the next time we play Geelong.
Handbagger = hanbaga = hamburger.
Explains Ken's love of fast food.

Being a Campbell, I'd rather kill a McDonald than eat it.

And yes I'm a few beers in.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Footy full blown sucks. This is supposed to he the elite level of a national sport and it looks like 40 fit blokes picked off the street to follow a ball around and just hoof it aimlessly.

 

[sobrave]

St Kilda blasting the scoreboard with behinds of piss

 

[Marmozet]

Nic Martin has already had 25 disposals!?!?

 

[Alberton Proud]

The Bombres are the most irrelevant team in the ALF right now

 

[sobrave]

Nic Martin has already had 25 disposals!?!?

Taking the kick outs, recently muffed it, it went back to him, muffed that kick too, went back to him and then he finally hit a target. 3 kicks in 15 seconds.