Port Retort

Damp Squarie · Sep 27, 2004

Oh well, at least Im on holidays and dont have to suffer the indignation of a rowdy,moronic, I told you so, who are the Crows, mob of girls smug supporters ....well not until after the long weekend....

Im hopeful the celebratory crud will be gone and I can rest on me 2 flags until this time next year..

Well thats my Port Retort...

"Come back when you got back to back ...."

I do need more though........ummm

"You were always gonna beat Lions who were not hungry..."

HEEEEEEeeeelp

Ozzie · Sep 27, 2004

topjars said:
Oh well, at least Im on holidays and dont have to suffer the indignation of a rowdy,moronic, I told you so, who are the Crows, mob of girls smug supporters ....well not until after the long weekend.... Im hopeful the celebratory crud will be gone and I can rest on me 2 flags until this time next year..

Well thats my Port Retort...

"Come back when you got back to back ...."

I do need more though........ummm

"You were always gonna beat Lions who were not hungry..."

HEEEEEEeeeelp

What took you lot so long?

Now you know what a real cup looks like!

What happened to the stories that you were telling us back in your 3rd year how you lot were gonna win a flag before us Crows?

Wow it only took you 3 years to get it right. You have to win some finals first before you can win a GF now that was a hard lesson for you to learn. Some teams manage to be a bit quicker in the lesson bit.

Does that help you out?

jc67 · Sep 27, 2004

the ONLY way to shut them up is to praise them and tell them that they look very good for a string of flags , and that the GF was inspired footy.

That is pretty much the truth imo and it works in keeping them quiet, unless you strike a smart one, (but that is very unlikley)

sapaul · Sep 27, 2004

Ozzie said:
What took you lot so long?What happened to the stories that you were telling us back in your 3rd year how you lot were gonna win a flag before us Crows?

3rd year?I got told that was going to happen after round 4 in their first year.

Asgardian · Sep 28, 2004

jc67 said:
That is pretty much the truth imo and it works in keeping them quiet, unless you strike a smart one, (but that is very unlikley)

Not as unlikely as you'd perhaps imagine....

noddy · Sep 28, 2004

Asgardian said:
Not as unlikely as you'd perhaps imagine....

Hi angel

What happened to your beard ??

Damp Squarie · Sep 28, 2004

Ozzie said:
What took you lot so long?
Does that help you out?

Sure does. Short and Sweet is better

I am nervous, I can actually see Pork winning 3 in a row!!

Wash my mouth out.

Damp Squarie · Sep 28, 2004

jc67 said:
the ONLY way to shut them up is to praise them and tell them that they look very good for a string of flags , and that the GF was inspired footy.

That is pretty much the truth imo and it works in keeping them quiet, unless you strike a smart one, (but that is very unlikley)

Howz that song go.......

"Oh Lord...its hard to be humble"

Cap · Sep 28, 2004

i actually thought that most of the port supporter werent to bad until i went on the main board - they have fallen to complete new low especially - most of them have proven themselves to be complete morons (those Troling on the main board) it just love that all they can do in ther Moment of Glory is talk about the crows !!!

captain ebert · Sep 28, 2004

Grolm37 said:
it just love that all they can do in ther Moment of Glory is talk about the crows !!!

yeh, its about all that you guys have got going for you at the moment.

Blue Red and Gold · Sep 28, 2004

captain ebert said:
yeh, its about all that you guys have got going for you at the moment.

Yawn

PrideOf · Sep 28, 2004

captain ebert said:
yeh, its about all that you guys have got going for you at the moment.

And yet you keep talking about us. You're on top of the world and you keep talking about us.

Cap · Sep 28, 2004

captain ebert said:
yeh, its about all that you guys have got going for you at the moment.

suprise suprise the king of crap comes into the crows board !!

Jars458 · Sep 28, 2004

captain ebert said:
yeh, its about all that you guys have got going for you at the moment.

Not being you is a huge positive in my life right now.

Tyson20 · Sep 28, 2004

Jars458 said:
Not being you is a huge positive in my life right now.

i feel sorry for the Eberts...

the guys an absolute tossbag, carrying one of the most famous and legendary names in football!

sog35 · Sep 28, 2004

Grolm37 said:
i actually thought that most of the port supporter werent to bad until i went on the main board - they have fallen to complete new low especially - most of them have proven themselves to be complete morons (those Troling on the main board) it just love that all they can do in ther Moment of Glory is talk about the crows !!!

I'll give you a tip. In most cases the posters who frequent the main board are not the typical Big Footy supporter of any club. For a look at what the true supporters are doing head over to the Team Boards.

Cap · Sep 28, 2004

Jars458 said:
Not being you is a huge positive in my life right now.

Cap · Sep 28, 2004

sog35 said:
I'll give you a tip. In most cases the posters who frequent the main board are not the typical Big Footy supporter of any club. For a look at what the true supporters are doing head over to the Team Boards.

yep i agree with you
i dont frequent it much but you guys are really let down by a few
i reckon you should try and get ebert removed from anyones name especially if they just bring annoyance to the world

putting a stain to a great name

sog35 · Sep 28, 2004

Grolm37 said:
yep i agree with you
i dont frequent it much but you guys are really let down by a few
i reckon you should try and get ebert removed from anyones name especially if they just bring annoyance to the world

putting a stain to a great name

It's not just us that are let down. Everyone club here has a prize ********wit making it easy to stereotype.

Just be thankful that your stereotype is a mild-mannered club

Stiffy_18 · Sep 28, 2004

Jars458 said:
Not being you is a huge positive in my life right now.

Its funny cos its true

Arsene Wenger · Sep 29, 2004

A few let those good ones down. Im first to admit I do a bit of stirring but u try to be level headed

Damp Squarie · Oct 12, 2004

Heres a good one.
"In terms of premierships you're still only half as good as the Crows"

Rave Slave · Oct 12, 2004

sog35 said:
Everyone club here has a prize ********wit making it easy to stereotype.

I'd like to think that i could be that prize Fu(kwit for us crows supporters you guys hehe

PowerKop · Oct 12, 2004

topjars said:
Heres a good one.
"In terms of premierships you're still only half as good as the Crows"

Once we get our second and are equal with u what are u going to say. Minor premierships? Finals appearances? SHowdowns? Night GF's? ohh oh

Damp Squarie · Oct 13, 2004

We'll cross that bridge when it happens....

meanwhile Ill enjoy the one-upmanship whenever Im pestered.

Just quietly, I reckon thatll be within the year

but dont tell any bugger I said it.

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